LORDKAHUNA
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2/4/2008 at 01:47 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... 
Now I know you can all say "oh I like all pussy, no matter what brand", but that isn't the point. If both are presented, and even though you enjoy pussy overall, which do you prefer?
SexNinja> man i don't know
SexNinja> this is a very difficult decision
SexNinja> one on the left if you had a gun to my head
LORDKAHUNA> I like left too
SexNinja> but if I had the gun, I'd have both
LORDKAHUNA> haha
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 415 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 02:04 |
Left.
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Crackalackin
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2/4/2008 at 02:14 |
Of course, most will choose the left one because it appears more virginal.
But I think both photos could well be of the same vagina. It's just the left one has not been...um...unraveled.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1570 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 02:34 |
Crackalackin: Of course, most will choose the left one because it appears more virginal.
That's an interesting observation.
:bunnyhrm:
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4293 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 03:20 |
One on the right. I don't want to put it on a pedestal and caress it with soft-focus museum lights -- I want to destroy something ugly.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 797 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 03:34 |
The one on the left, I choose. If the one on the right had just a tad less almostscrotum, I would choose her. I like a little bit of chewed gum on my qunt, but once those fucks engorge they will triple in size, yuck.
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Regulator
Tender vittles  Posts: 28 Registered: 9/8/2007 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 05:25 |
left
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thefamousnomo
Tender vittles  Posts: 30 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 08:36 |
finding it difficult to focus on anything other than that bleached, puckered pooper...
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left, on impulse, but i am not a hard man to please in this arena... any hole is a goal!
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Lownotes
They all float down here.  SSHOLEPosts: 178 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 08:56 |
Left for aesthetic value (evopsych tells me she is younger, thus more likely to be healthy and full of eggs), but still, there's something comforting about the one on the right, like a flower - a weird ugly flower. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 570 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 13:31 |
The right one for me. It's got more chewable area.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 457 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 14:28 |
The very fact that we are dealing with look here means the lights is on... this is important as we will need to see the rest of the chasis as this could be the determining factor...
Though the left does look better, the right provides handles to hold onto! |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1099 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 15:13 |
I'm surprised nobody mentioned the puckered little butt hole on the left. "Sinister thoughts"
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thefamousnomo
Tender vittles Posts: 30 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 16:09 |
^
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nobody
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 18:34 |
I'm going to go with the one on the left. The right looks too much like wad of half chewed beef jerky.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 457 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 19:02 |
The entrance to Zurg's fortress is in the anus to the right... hidden in the shadows! |
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart  SSHOLEPosts: 123 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 19:45 |
thefamousnomo: ^
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nobody
correct.
left. good turkey neck on the right.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 885 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 19:51 |
left x100, but you already knew that.
also by all choosing the left we are fuking up the ego's of prolly 90% of birds reading this thread and making them think about getting some corrective vagina surgery.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 457 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 20:21 |
good |
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bobacus
Tender vittles  Posts: 44 Registered: 10/2/2007 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 20:26 |
The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie.
May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 885 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/4/2008 at 22:33 |
bobacus:
May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....
Only in the 1970's
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 570 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 00:43 |
bobacus: The right. The one on the left looks like it came off a Barbie.
May I also note that real vadge also involves hair....
There shall be no hair grown on her naughty place. This is undelicious.
Who would want hair on a roast beef sammich?
The left one looks a bit like it has downs syndrome.
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graycube
Tender vittles  Posts: 9 Registered: 9/18/2005 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 01:57 |
Given that most of the nerve endings are external to the vagina, I would go for the one on the right - I'd have a better chance of driving her wild. The one on the left - might as well be sticking and licking her hand or knee or something.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 797 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 03:02 |
Except that there's 4 pounds of meat covering anything worthwhile.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1843 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 03:15 |
With the vaggie on the left you can make monkeys.
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Uart
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2/5/2008 at 03:41 |
Right.
Though they are both worthy of my attention. The one on the right just has more personality. |
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JohnLenin
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2/5/2008 at 03:45 |
I'm going to say the one on the right. But that's about where my threshold is for meat flaps.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 04:54 |
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 797 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 05:04 |
Contra!
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thefamousnomo
Tender vittles Posts: 30 Registered: 1/28/2008 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 08:41 |
nurgleming: cool-to-tool in 7 easy letters
was thinking bout this again last night, and the right would be better for a smash-and-grab... lift flap A, tuck flap B and you are ball deep
the left would require a bit of oiling so more of a commitment, although you could spit on it if you were in a hurry...
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nurgleming
a wet brain fart SSHOLEPosts: 123 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
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2/5/2008 at 08:48 |
thefamousnomo: nurgleming: cool-to-tool in 7 easy letters
i was never cool
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