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1/20/2008 at 22:24
Ok great now that I have your attention. I really do work at a cemetery and trust me there is alot going on.I have started my journal and plan to keep up with it on a weekly basis. But back to basics, I am a n00b. Blah, blah, go ahead point and laugh. So far Linkswarm is cool. The people are interesting and never boring. So look up my profile or whatever and then forget me as I slip into the back of the crowd and watch the rest of the party.
 
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1/20/2008 at 22:37

Hi Zahndrah :)

I used to do a lot of cemetary photography. If I ever dig out the photos, I'll post a few here.






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1/20/2008 at 22:43

I would love to see the photos.
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1/20/2008 at 23:00

That's right, fall back and let the party continue without you...No, wait...You are the party now, or at least part of it. Spread yer DeathWings and fly like an eagle. I worked briefly at a funeral home while at uni. I would show the bereaved to the 'Slumber Room', where the corpse of their loved one was waiting.






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1/21/2008 at 04:50

See there are more of us out there than people think. I dont work a funeral home I work right on cemetery grounds. I plan your burial not your funeral. LOL But what a job!!! I can't say its boring.
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1/21/2008 at 05:49

Do you...like...steal dead people's shit before you bury them??? I bet you are rich.






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1/22/2008 at 02:58

The answer is "No" It is against the law to open a casket once it leaves the funeral home. In general the casket is "locked" after the family has said thier "goodbyes" after a funeral and only the Funeral Director can open it, as long as it is still on Funeral home property.
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1/22/2008 at 03:16

Zahndrah: In general the casket is "locked" after the family has said thier "goodbyes" after a funeral and only the Funeral Director can open it

Only with tenure comes the right to the delicious soft meat inside? Seems pretty elitist.






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1/22/2008 at 04:50

Yeah, the funeral directors have all the fun....
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They all float down here.


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1/22/2008 at 08:56

Are there celebrity funeral directors, people other funeral directors look up to as pioneers in the business or as auteur geniuses?
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1/22/2008 at 10:52

I want more Phantasm mausoleum type stuff I'll bring the beer!


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1/22/2008 at 15:07

I suppose thre are certain people who assist in what you call " celebrity funeral directors" Some Directors handle stress better than others, some don't mind being in a spotlight. It just depends on the Funeral home really and what they will allow in terms of a "funeral "

Responding to the next post.. from Heimer66.. I will get to mausoleum junk on my journal. That way you have to pay attention





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