middle_age_man
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1/20/2008 at 21:08 |
Here’s your opportunity to win an Alpha subscription.
First prize: Nine months Alpha.
Second prize: Six months Alpha
Third prize: A $25 Dunkin Donuts gift card. edit: plus three months Alpha
Last place will get a one month avatar text war.
The Contest
It’s simple, really. Have ten links in at least three different categories approved by the Alpha Queue. Prizes are awarded in order of completion of the task. To qualify for entry you must have ten or fewer submitted links and be a current regular Swarmer as of this posting. Reply to this thread to enter. Contest begins February 3rd. 09:00 cst.
Thanks to HOBO and Wotak for the prize donations.
Edit: Waiving the requirement for ten or fewer submitted links. The contest is open to all regular swarmers.
Clarification: The links do not have to be submitted all at once.
On 2008-01-22 at 08:33:56, middle_age_man asked to smell your dick
On 2008-02-20 at 07:23:12, middle_age_man asked to smell your dick
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" Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4338 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 02:12 |
Sorry, didn't see this. Linking it now.
Have ten links in at least three different categories approved by the Alpha Queue.
So ten links total? Or thirty?
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spod
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 56 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 03:22 |
sometimes link rejection can be a bit rough ....but you can count me in sir! |
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles  Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 03:26 |
Must have 10 approved, or 10 submitted?
On 2008-01-21 at 21:28:31, r0b0c0p asked to smell your dick
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 591 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 03:46 |
Ten approved, young sir, and those ten must break into at least three categories. We don't want 9 million YouTube FUNNAY submissions. We're looking for creative and interesting bullshit.
That, and you need to announce your entry HERE to be eligible.
Mr. spod seems to be the first official contestant.
Holy wind to you, Sir.
(did I get that right MAM?)
On 2008-01-21 at 21:48:20, Wotak asked to smell your dick
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 970 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 03:53 |
To qualify for entry you must have ten or fewer submitted links and be a current regular Swarmer
spod and boboflop can't play this card game.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 591 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 04:07 |
^ The fine-print is much bolder now.
Can we get a list of eligible contestants from our linkswarm stats thread?
...or do we really need this particular rule?
I say drop the gauntlet and let these mothersniffers brawl over the honor of accepting this prize.
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InfectionConnection
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 93 Registered: 9/24/2003 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 06:21 |
i am so high right now.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 12:13 |
Call me pessimistic, but i fear this idea will be another Operation Market Garden. A brilliant end-around play that will fail miserably.
But hey, I salute your efforts. Carry on.
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< nuevoSock_> "me and the phone cable plugged to her labia were shaking hands
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1583 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 13:05 |
Wrecker: Call me pessimistic, but i fear this idea will be another Operation Market Garden. A brilliant end-around play that will fail miserably.
But hey, I salute your efforts. Carry on.
Hey!
LETS TRY NOT BEING DICKS TODAY!
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 13:08 |
I'm not trying to be a dick. I have high hopes for this. I just don't want anyone to be disappointed if it doesn't work. Like I said, I salute the effort. It's better than anything my feeble mind has come up with.
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< nuevoSock_> "me and the phone cable plugged to her labia were shaking hands
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 13:53 |
vasudeva: Sorry, didn't see this. Linking it now.
Have ten links in at least three different categories approved by the Alpha Queue.
So ten links total? Or thirty?
Ten links total.
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sikki_nixx
Don't be vague. Ask for cream.  SSHOLEPosts: 37 Registered: 4/5/2007 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 14:30 |
Third prize: A $25 Dunkin Donuts gift card.
i'd get in on that action but...
To qualify for entry you must have ten or fewer submitted links
is this singling out noobs?
or rewarding the lazy?
seriously though, i'm a poor college kid who cant justify the cost of trying out an alpha for any period of time but would love to give it a shot.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 14:45 |
sikki_nixx:
Third prize: A $25 Dunkin Donuts gift card.
i'd get in on that action but...
To qualify for entry you must have ten or fewer submitted links
is this singling out noobs?
or rewarding the lazy?
seriously though, i'm a poor college kid who cant justify the cost of trying out an alpha for any period of time but would love to give it a shot.
The ten or fewer submitted links has been waived.
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sikki_nixx
Don't be vague. Ask for cream. SSHOLEPosts: 37 Registered: 4/5/2007 Offline
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1/22/2008 at 15:00 |
word. |
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heimer66
Tender vittles  Posts: 18 Registered: 2/21/2006 Offline
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1/23/2008 at 08:42 |
Well hell, I'll try is but damn life is busy these days. |
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Regulator
Tender vittles  Posts: 30 Registered: 9/8/2007 Offline
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1/23/2008 at 12:38 |
i shall try, but will fail.such is life.
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umm wut? |
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bigdoug2005
Tender vittles  Posts: 37 Registered: 1/23/2005 Offline
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1/23/2008 at 20:43 |
Count me in.
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r0b0c0p
Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline
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1/24/2008 at 04:15 |
Deal me in |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 591 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/25/2008 at 01:42 |
Ok, so we have:
PLAYA: r0b0c0p
PLAYA: bigdoug2005
PLAYA: Regulator
PLAYA: heimer66
PLAYA: sikki_nixx
PLAYA: spod
Did I miss anyone?
(the fine print says you have to sign up here to enter so wake the fuck up)
Who's in charge of keeping score?
On 2008-01-24 at 20:03:51, Wotak asked to smell your dick
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4338 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/25/2008 at 02:16 |
Feb 3 seems like forever away in Internet time.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/25/2008 at 02:49 |
Wotak: Who's in charge of keeping score?
I'll keep on top of it. I hope
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HankRearden
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 04:18 |
I suppose I will enter... |
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MistaCharisma
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 61 Registered: 9/28/2005 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 05:20 |
The ten or fewer submitted links has been waived.
Count me in fuckers
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Regulator
Tender vittles Posts: 30 Registered: 9/8/2007 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 18:43 |
Yeah fuck it I give up I'm never gonna win, the hell with it.
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umm wut? |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 591 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 18:49 |
^ We haven't even started yet, dork.
"Contest begins February 3rd. 09:00 cst."
There is still time for you to find good links to submit before the contest even begins.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 802 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 18:54 |
you can totally win, regulator. just submit like 10 youtube links to "happy hardcore" videos |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 552 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 17:25 |
I'm in. To renew my alpha, which I shouldn't even have really.
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 21:19 |
I am sure I can win.
But I won't have internet starting tomorrow or so.
No more internet, forever.
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I disagree. |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/2/2008 at 03:54 |
We need a good avatar for the loser. I'm sure the swarm can come up with something fitting. Post your pics here.
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