sikki_nixx
Don't be vague. Ask for cream.   SSHOLEPosts: 41 Registered: 4/5/2007 Offline
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2/11/2008 at 15:58 |
dear middle_age_man, wotak, and hobo:
thank you for honoring me with the title of alpha. it seems my life is worth living again.
(but only for the next nine months)
dear spod, hank rearden, mistacharisma, and bobacus:
i peed on 2nd and 3rd place when i got here.
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus  SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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2/12/2008 at 00:29 |
I'd join in this race if anyone cares to waive that other rule... the one about being "a current regular Swarmer as of this posting".
...but whatever.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 708 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/12/2008 at 00:38 |
I'm willing to bet that you'd have to assfuck yourself with the wrong end of a claw hammer and submit the video to get MAM to agree to that shit.
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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2/12/2008 at 01:24 |
Just out of curiosity, which end is the wrong one?
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/12/2008 at 03:19 |
MstrLance: I'd join in this race if anyone cares to waive that other rule... the one about being "a current regular Swarmer as of this posting".
...but whatever.
I'd consider it if it was earlier in the game , plus I've already excluded someone with this rule.
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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2/12/2008 at 22:25 |
Oh well. It was worth a shot.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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2/16/2008 at 03:16 |
Do we have a 2nd and 3rd place winner yet?
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/16/2008 at 03:39 |
HOBO: Do we have a 2nd and 3rd place winner yet?
Not quite yet.
The current standings
spod - 6
r0b0c0p - 0
sikki_nixx - First place
heimer66 - 1
Regulator - 3
bigdoug2005 - 1
HankRearden - 8
MistaCharisma - 4
acheron - 2
bobacus - 4
Hank almost has second place in the bag. It looks like it might be a while before third is decided.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/16/2008 at 03:42 |
Every wiener is a winner after playing a LS game.
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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2/16/2008 at 09:14 |
Just for the record, I have ten already.
Just sayin'.
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HOBO
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2/16/2008 at 13:25 |
MstrLance: Just for the record, I have LEVEL IV AIDS.
Just sayin'.
Fixt
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 708 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/16/2008 at 13:28 |
Dumbskull: Every wiener is a winner in my mouf.
fixt
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HankRearden
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 01:49 |
I'll take my second place, thank you... |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 03:40 |
HankRearden: I'll take my second place, thank you...
Sorry Hank, I fucked up…
I went over the submitted links on each contestants profile and it would seem that I’ve accidentally included some rejected links while I was updating the standings. If anybody thinks that there is a problem with their score let me know by pm. Sorry for the mix up.
The current corrected standings
spod - 5
r0b0c0p - 0
sikki_nixx - First place
heimer66 - 1
Regulator - 2
bigdoug2005 - 1
HankRearden - 5
MistaCharisma - 1
acheron - 2
bobacus - 4
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HankRearden
Tender vittles Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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2/17/2008 at 03:50 |
Shenanigans. |
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graycube
Tender vittles  Posts: 10 Registered: 9/18/2005 Offline
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2/18/2008 at 12:28 |
I guess I wasn't paying close enough attention to the forums for the past few weeks. Oh well. I thought I was getting close too.
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HankRearden
Tender vittles Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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2/19/2008 at 21:51 |
Did I win anything yet? |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/19/2008 at 23:56 |
HankRearden: Did I win anything yet?
Since February 3rd, do you have ten links approved by the AQ?
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HankRearden
Tender vittles Posts: 29 Registered: 12/19/2007 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 01:44 |
middle_age_man: HankRearden: Did I win anything yet?
Since February 3rd, do you have ten links approved by the AQ?
Isn't that YOUR job?
Edit:
. . . how about now?
On 2008-02-19 at 20:19:30, HankRearden asked to smell your dick |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 02:38 |
A couple things...
HankRearden has finally taken second place. Please give him a warm welcome to the Alpha fold. Contact Vas with your details and he'll set you up.
sixxi_nixx, what the fuck? Why haven't you finished your sign up?
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MstrLance
Honorificabilitudinitatibus SSHOLEPosts: 105 Registered: 2/7/2008 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 04:17 |
gratz, hank!
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 708 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 12:14 |
Yippie, two superstahs is joinin' da alpha ranks!
Congrats, nigglins.
For you losers, keep trying. Really cool submitters are sometimes gifted alpha accounts by anonymous alphas.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 13:21 |
Wotak: Yippie, two superstahs is joinin' da alpha ranks!
Congrats, nigglins.
For you losers, keep trying. Really cool submitters are sometimes gifted alpha accounts by anonymous alphas.
We’re still playing for third and the coveted last place dick head avatar.
I'm going sweeten up third place with three months of Alpha.
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sikki_nixx
Don't be vague. Ask for cream. SSHOLEPosts: 41 Registered: 4/5/2007 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 15:44 |
middle_age_man: sixxi_nixx, what the fuck? Why haven't you finished your sign up?
i've been basking in my victory, savoring the last bittersweet morsel that is Regular Swarmer before cautiously moving on to a new yet daunting prime rib world of Alpha, readying myself for the added responsibility of working in the cogs of the linkswarm machine while reaping the reward of its product.
or i never checked my pm's. i should be set up now. |
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HOBO
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3/14/2008 at 23:07  |
Did anyone finish in third place? I have the DD gift card and I believe some Alpha time was donated as well.
Also wasn't there a prize for last place?
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MistaCharisma
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 62 Registered: 9/28/2005 Offline
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3/15/2008 at 00:20 |
HOBO: Did anyone finish in third place? I have the DD gift card and I believe some Alpha time was donated as well.
Also wasn't there a prize for last place?
Am i close to third yet? Is anyone still playing?
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