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1/17/2008 at 02:06
check it out guys let me know what ya think, registration is required but free,its forum based,we have chat, and a growing community that participates,i linked this site button to it, i would like this to be a hard link ehnage for the button of yalls i posted,
my site is called
Darkwind2121s Porn Portal link is
http://www.darkwind2121spornportal.org

there is alot of movie downloads thru RS and MU and others if ya know them,even have adult games built in arcade,so i would like some more opinions and link trades also if anyone is interested ty and be honest, i can take a ribbing, long as it doesnt invole latex lol,

DARKWIND2121

 
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1/17/2008 at 11:02

OK. Let's begin, shall we?

First off, a comma != a period.

Second, if you want traffic you need a catchy url, or at least something that is easier to remember than your dead aunt's social security number. You have failed in this department.

When I look at your site I see no reason to sign up. Sure it might only take a minute or two, but I have no idea if it's going to be a waste of time. First impressions tell me there might be hentai and shitty gifs all over the place, nothing about it tells me I'm going to be getting some sweet porn. Why would I sign up for the mystery box when I could get decent porn for free (without logins) elsewhere?

Ok, I found your "click me to get to the forums" link. It needs to be more obvious.

Your popular forums are at the bottom half of the page. That's not using your browser real estate wisely. It's a porn forum, but your porn movies and pictures are at the bottom. You have a spam thread above the porn for fuck's sake. Move that shit up. And instead of bumping your own thread a million times, figure out a sticky. I figured they taught that at Admin boot camp.

The last thing I'll mention is the fact that the forum is a desert. Most likely due to the shit I mentioned above. Sure, sex sells, but only if you set it up right.

...but to be honest, even with a better layout, there are thousands upon thousands of porn sites for me to visit. You're pissing into an ocean of piss.







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1/17/2008 at 20:14

yow, i didn't even make it past the 100's of animated gifs on your front page, all blinkin' like it's 1999.






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Tender vittles




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1/18/2008 at 07:08

yeah i use sticky lol,but its not just a porn forum, its a forum ya arent use to,but ty tho for the thoughts and advice, and i did add a enter here button now,but most ppl that run forums like we do ,or i i do have our lounge and all that up top, i followed alot of board examples,our type board layouts are about like mine but some difference,not all like yours here,its sorta like a niche scene,not a reg board if ya noticed ,but i cant say that in here what type besides porn, yeah my typing sux ass i know cant help it,but its new im still working on it,if want a site like what ya are talking about the layout like a blog i have one also,but i havent got around to one like ya see the TGP ppl use,mine is more community than really for porn so to speak.but ty again guys i will still be working on it from time to time on changes.


ps cant satify all i get some that likes it some that doesnt,art critics i call them lmaooo, but its cool

On 2008-01-18 at 01:10:30, darkwind2121 asked to smell your dick
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1/18/2008 at 12:01

darkwind2121: yeah i use sticky lol,but its not just a porn forum, its a forum ya arent use to,


How fucking dare you?

Is it really that hard to use ONE FUCKING PERIOD, YOU DILAPIDATED SACK OF NONCE BABIES?






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1/18/2008 at 13:16

Me thinks that breakwind2112 needs some schooling. You can take the man out of the underfunded school district, but you can't wash away the bad education, partic grammar and spelling. Good luck in the service industry once these porn sites fail.

Wow, it is trly amzng.






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1/18/2008 at 13:26

check it out guys let me know what ya think, registration is required but free,its forum based,we have chat, and a growing community that participates,i linked this site button to it, i would like this to be a hard link ehnage for the button of yalls i posted,


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Thursday, Jan 17, 8:11 PM:
Link from Darkwind deleted out of the Alpha Queue

Thursday Jan 17,10:51 PM:
Email from Darkwind:
where was it placed so i dont post again or where do we place our site,or isnt that topic for site reviews not aloud anymore , meaning where was deletion and why, and do ya want to trade links

Thursday Jan 17,10:52 PM:
Email from Darkwind:
your button is deleted also

Friday Jan 18, 12:58 AM
PM from Darkwind:
Subject: what happ
why ya delete link trade i had your button on my site i removed it for now,and where did i have it placed in the area of link here off to the right of the board,so why and what do we do to trade
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Seriously, all of that, verbatim, and it's not like you're missing any helpful illustrative pictures or diagrams or anything -- what you see is what I got.






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Tender vittles




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1/18/2008 at 22:43

i enjoy the fact that he believes the word "you" is spelt ya.

ya fucking retard
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1/18/2008 at 22:54

God, I hope that English is his/her second language. You know, being an older chap, much of the new fangled thread, IM, and email abbreviations don't pepper my writings, but those that do use them are great, because I understand their utility.. but this fuckknob is just illiterate, perhaps at the level of a K to 1st grader, and that is really insulting to some kids that age.

In short, I think if you are going to get sloppy or efficient witch your brevations, then please make up for its somewhere else... like pepper your prose with something redeeming. Or else, go kills yurslvs.

TLA,
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1/19/2008 at 03:00

I knew I was missing something in my life... ANOTHER suck ass porn webite! W00H00! Yeah!










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