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vasudeva
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Posts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/19/2003 at 14:04 |
Ok, this is messy and shit. I don't blame you for not reading it. In fact, what the fuk are you still doing here?
Summary: this kid NeON used to be on our Top Geek Sites page, but he cheated his dumb ass off. Then, a million years later, he comes into IRC yesterday and starts begging for a crack for jPilot, the Java IRC applet we have available. I have it around and DCC it to him. He runs it, but can't figure it out, so comes back into IRC to tell me "it doesn't work." I then discover he a) doesn't know how to work the refresh button in Internet Explorer, and b) is using the default settings on the JPilot app to test it, which means the developers of the software, who are hanging out in #jpilot, see him join and part and join and part and complain about the "uncrackable" nature of their product.
He and his pals run some kinda crap radio station online. I join their IRC channel later and get kHz to come in with me. kHz names himself lol after a bit and I name myself Jeff, Jefff, and Jeff20 to make fun of some dude named Jeff. We also discover the Alien Deer Head on this defensive Hispanic's webcam portal, who kHz then has much fun with in the wee hours of the morning. (The Alien Deer Head, not the defensive Hispanic.)
23:04 (*) Irssi: Join to #BVRadio was synced in 1 secs
Ne0N> HEY
Ne0N> lol
vasudeva> lol wtf
reflexnet|us> lol
EvacleaR> h4xor
Ne0N> damn didnt think u'de come here
vasudeva> my goddamn penis fell off the minute i joined, too
xelocate> rof
xelocate> rofl
reflexnet|us> lol
EvacleaR> Eminem - SUPERMAN
xelocate> cause milk sucks penis
xelocate> ^_^
echo> send requests people
Ne0N> everyone register your nicks... /msg nickserv@East.Bean-Net.Net Register YourName YourPassword
echo> bitch because he's not playing what you want, but you don't request anything
xelocate> =P
xelocate> -.x
23:08 (*) khz [BVGuest@dialup-65.59.78.119.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net] has joined #BVRadio
vasudeva> wtf lol
khz> LOOK AT ALL OF THIS!
khz> WTF LOL!?!
echo> WTF
echo> 12 listeners
khz> LOL!?!
vasudeva> lol
Ne0N> lol
echo> get on the damn winamp peepz
Ne0N> its late for these pre-schoolers
echo> go get your momz and popz to get on
Ne0N> lol
vasudeva> wtf
khz> lol
khz> wtf
echo> your aunt uncle, i don't care
khz> hey neon!
hyoitc[dot]com> lol
xelocate> My mom is smoking pot srry
khz> lol
Ne0N> ha
xelocate> 
xelocate>
xelocate>
xelocate>
khz> :|
vasudeva> lol
echo> wake up grandma, throw on her teeth and start listening
reflexnet|us> my grandma is making out with my dog
xelocate> anyone wanna play CS?
23:09 (*) Jeff [lilaejeff1@AC8CA393.ipt.aol.com] has quit [Ping timeout]
khz> NON!
vasudeva> my asshole is playing the banjo
xelocate> cal-I -.-
echo> well, that's not cool
khz> ahahha
vasudeva> (country style)
khz> you mean
reflexnet|us> lol
khz> A-HOLE
khz> lol
vasudeva> A-HOLE
vasudeva> on
khz> UN
vasudeva> i mean ashokle
vasudeva> i didn't mean to un you khz
khz> no UN to me?
khz> hmmm.. i BEG to DIFFER!
vasudeva> NO UN
vasudeva> wtf lol
vasudeva> aw shit
khz> i am watching dracula.. the part where Lucy is getting fucked my the wolf man
vasudeva> jeff quit
khz> and.. GOD DAMNT
vasudeva> did we need a jeff?
vasudeva> cause...
khz> its fucking sexy
23:11 (*) You're now known as jeff
23:11 (*) vasudeva is now known as jeff
jeff> i can do a pretty good jeff
Ne0N> lol
jeff> wtf
Ne0N> rofl
jeff> lol
khz> lol
23:11 (*) khz is now known as lol
23:11 (*) Jeff21 [lilaejeff1@AC8A45D6.ipt.aol.com] has joined #BVRadio
lol> lol
jeff> wtf
Jeff21> sup
lol> JEFF!
SpectrumGaming> yawn
jeff> yeah?
Jeff21> who the fucks jeff?
xelocate> lol
reflexnet|us> now dis be tru nigga music homies
SpectrumGaming> I forgot I was in here
jeff> <--!
lol> <-- lol
xelocate> Dis be true gay musak
jeff> who the fucks jeff21?
xelocate> <-- xelocate
echo> some marley for all you stoners.....
echo> ;x
jeff> wtf
lol> who IS jeff21?
Jeff21> i just was in here but i got d/c
reflexnet|us> are you trying to say you dont like jamin?
jeff> lol
lol> lol
xelocate> lol
jeff> are you trying to say you don't like jeff?
lol> i really like Lucy
xelocate> lets all be cool and say the same thing
jeff> lol
lol> Lucy is ONE hot redheaded bitchwhore
jeff> wtf
lol> i want to MATE with her
Jeff21> lets not im out
lol> and have babies
xelocate> pictures?
xelocate> wtf
jeff> i would un lucy
lol> lol
23:12 (*) Jeff21 [lilaejeff1@AC8A45D6.ipt.aol.com] has quit [Quit]
lol> no..
xelocate> were the pictures at cuz?!
lol> jeff21
xelocate> ^_^
lol> no..
xelocate> @_@
xelocate> QQ
xelocate> X_x
xelocate> _^.^_
xelocate> ASIAN KITTY ^^
23:13 (*) You're now known as jeff20
jeff20> o_O
SpectrumGaming> I'm out
SpectrumGaming> Later
23:13 (*) SpectrumGaming [BVGuest@s162.clearnet.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
xelocate> =^_^=
xelocate> PRRRR
xelocate> PRRR
xelocate> 
xelocate>
xelocate>
xelocate>
xelocate>
jeff20> xelocate: girl?
23:14 (*) Jeff [lilaejeff1@AC8A45D6.ipt.aol.com] has joined #BVRadio
xelocate> yes
Jeff> ..
jeff20> hot
lol> xelocate... lol
Jeff> 
xelocate> I am hot
lol> :|
xelocate> I have nude pic
reflexnet|us> thank god for split channel winamp
xelocate> pics
23:14 (*) You're now known as Jefff
lol> no you dont
Jeff> nice
Jefff> wtf
xelocate> message me on AIM: xelocate
xelocate> for pictures
Jeff> jefff
Jeff> how cool is that
xelocate> xelocate is mah screen naem
lol> xelocate.. that is fancy..
Jefff> ___ _ __ __ _ _____ _____ _____ _____
Jefff> |_ _| / \ | \/ | | | ____| ___| ___| ___|
Jefff> | | / _ \ | |\/| | _ | | _| | |_ | |_ | |_
Jefff> | | / ___ \| | | | | |_| | |___| _| | _| | _|
Jefff> |___| /_/ \_\_| |_| \___/|_____|_| |_| |_|
Jefff>
23:15 (*) Irssi: process 0 (figlet I AM JEFFF) terminated with return code 0
Jefff> hey
reflexnet|us> nice macro
Jefff> are there any other guys in here pretending to be chicks?
Jefff> cause i want a sexy cyber fake gay 5-way
lol> <-- chick
xelocate> lol
xelocate> me and lol
xelocate> are lesbian girlfriends
Jefff> which means i need three more plus xelocate
lol> well.. i like being called a woman
lol> not just a chick
Jefff> wtf
lol> WTF, jeff?
Jefff> :|
xelocate> me and lol eat each others pussays!!!!
xelocate> we have pictures
lol> xelocate.. you lie
Jefff> lol
lol> i dont even know you
xelocate> wtf!?!?
xelocate> dude
lol> AT ALL
lol> like..
lol> NON!
Jefff> roofles!
xelocate> we know each other from 5th grade
lol> no
xelocate> stfu liar
reflexnet|us> haha
lol> no we dont
Jefff> i just found a piece of ham in my fucking pussy
reflexnet|us> its hard to take somone with the name lol seriously
Jefff> it stinks
Jefff> and it tasted pretty bad
lol> HAM in POOSAY?!
Jefff> but the consistency was delightful
reflexnet|us> haha
lol> i used to jerk my father off..
hyoitc[dot]com> check out the best cam portal http://www.hyoitc.com
Jefff> oh god...
lol> until my mom caught me
lol> I KNOW!!!
Jefff> now that brings us all the way to the topic of time travel
lol> embarasing!
23:17 (*) xelocate [BVGuest@2416416hfc164.tampabay.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
Jefff> SHIT!
Jefff> THERE GOES THE PUSSY
lol> ohhh dear god yes, time travel
Jeff> isnt that a guy?
lol> i dont think that these people should know about that
reflexnet|us> echo: how many ppl are listening?
lol> its TOO MUCH
Jefff> http://www.hyoitc.com
Jeff> 10 people
Jefff> that is definitely the best cam portal i have ever even heard of
Jefff> i like inna
Jefff> she looks like an alien deer
echo> 10
echo> opps ;x
Jefff> i find this sexy
lol> does she kiss?
23:20 (*) Xelocate [BVGuest@2416416hfc164.tampabay.rr.com] has joined #BVRadio
hyoitc[dot]com> hey dude i just add the cam i dont look at them
lol> inna is hot
hyoitc[dot]com> i just look at the grfx i make
lol> she does look like an alien deer
Jefff> yeah
Jefff> lol
Jefff> don't you want to FUCK HER?
lol> i want to say hello to her
lol> ONLINE
Jefff> i want to FUCK HER
Jefff> online
Jefff> until she BLOCKS me on AIM
echo> phone bone :X
Jeff> hyoitc r u mexican?
Jefff> and then i can FINGER her erotic pussy in my dreams
23:21 (*) speel [speel@24-90-227-39.nyc.rr.com] has joined #BVRadio
hyoitc[dot]com> hisp you got a prob
Jefff> hisp
Jefff> wtf
Jeff> lol nah j/w
Xelocate> rofl
hyoitc[dot]com> hispanic
Jefff> gross
Jefff> does it hurt?
Xelocate> ROFL
Jefff> ROOFLES!@
reflexnet|us> haha
truckserver|ods|org> lmao
Xelocate> hyotic
Xelocate> -.-
reflexnet|us> ask if their clits are pierced
Jefff> or joined
Ne0N> ha
Jefff> like, two girls, one loooooong clit
Jefff> a cuntrope you can bite
lol> hey
lol> comon
lol> thats REALLY gross
Jefff> wtf, lol
lol> my mom has a big clit
lol> its like a sausage
speel> wtf
Xelocate> rofl
Xelocate> gg
(*) speel smacks lol
Jefff> gross
Jefff> inna looks like a good candidate for daterape
Jefff> who's up for it?
(*) Jefff waves
Xelocate> ROFL
Xelocate> good1 jeff
Xelocate> I must admit
Jefff>
Xelocate> ^_^
Jeff> he's not jeff
Jefff> no
Jefff> he's not jeff
23:26 (*) speel is now known as speel3k
Jeff> ur jefff
Xelocate>
Xelocate>
Xelocate> 
Jeff> dumbass
Xelocate>
Xelocate> h4x
speel3k> wha happins if u flood
reflexnet|us> u get kixxored
reflexnet|us> l33t style
Ne0N> yup
reflexnet|us> and we h4x0r ur b0x0r
Ne0N> u fux0r
reflexnet|us> damn straight...z0r.
speel3k> stfu
reflexnet|us> hey
truckserver|ods|org>
truckserver|ods|org>
truckserver|ods|org>
truckserver|ods|org>
reflexnet|us> watch the language you nigger
Jefff> HEY
truckserver|ods|org> yeah you dumb honkey!
Jefff> niggers have feelings too
reflexnet|us> lol
speel3k> honkey/
speel3k> ?
speel3k> nigger bastard
reflexnet|us> rofl
truckserver|ods|org> Dont talk about black people, I have some in my family tree,
Jefff> HAHAHA
truckserver|ods|org> there still up there
Jefff> :|
reflexnet|us> hhahahahahhahaha
speel3k> yea il let em hang in my tree
reflexnet|us> you guys seriosuly
reflexnet|us> its black history month...
speel3k> so
reflexnet|us> and these are the best jokes you can come up with?
truckserver|ods|org> lol
speel3k> i hate faggots wors then i hate niggers
reflexnet|us> no way
reflexnet|us> faggots dont smell bad
truckserver|ods|org> whats the differance between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
reflexnet|us> and play basketball
Jefff> faggots smell bad in the ass area
truckserver|ods|org> the bucket of shit eventually stop smelling and turn white
reflexnet|us> lol
reflexnet|us> hahaha
speel3k> faggots are a fucking diese its a mental illness they belong in the nuthouse
reflexnet|us> rofl
speel3k> i hate faggots
reflexnet|us> your not gonna offend ne1 here
reflexnet|us> lol
speel3k> then come the niggers
Ne0N> lol
speel3k> then wetbacks
speel3k> thats about it
Jefff> nah
Jefff> wetbacks are worse
Jefff> niggers you can kill easy and no one cares
Jefff> but if you kill wetbacks, where the FUCK are we going to get our orange juice from?
truckserver|ods|org> Im a mother, im proud my son, hes in jail, hes a bad boy
reflexnet|us> roffl
speel3k> surprised no one started a raciest e/n site
reflexnet|us> hahahahaha
truckserver|ods|org> I had one
reflexnet|us> who asked that?!
truckserver|ods|org> = /
truckserver|ods|org> but
truckserver|ods|org> advertisment didnt come
truckserver|ods|org> lol
hyoitc[dot]com> well im out late
reflexnet|us> cya
23:32 (*) hyoitc[dot]com [sonyracing@cs66698-167.satx.rr.com] has quit [Quit]
speel3k> dj milk wtf
Jefff> lol
reflexnet|us> at least its white
Jefff> like sperm
speel3k> yea
Jefff> sperms are white
Jefff> wtf, sperms?
Xelocate> rofl
Xelocate> what kind of question is that
Ne0N> lol
lol> DONT FIGHT!
lol> not today!
Xelocate> lol
Ne0N> this radio's content is going downhill fast lol
Jefff> hey
Xelocate> I am coming to ur house tommarow again
Jefff> if you are a sperm?
Xelocate> ok?
Jefff> today is your LUCKY DAY!
speel3k> cause u put to much into it
reflexnet|us> lol neon
Xelocate>
Xelocate>
reflexnet|us> mama said thered be days like this
Jefff> neon, you're right
Jefff> this radio's content is for shit
speel3k> neon how many lisgtiners u got
Ne0N> its funny though :-P
reflexnet|us> lol
Jefff> if i weren't drunk, i wouldn't even be able to listen to it
Ne0N> none now.. its a school night all u idiots are offline
reflexnet|us> its not like it costs anythign
Ne0N> lol
speel3k> i got a fucking week off
Jefff> if my ear wasn't shot off in 'nam, i'd be crying and scraping my face off
speel3k> mhuaaahaaa
Jefff> so
Jefff> good thing for 'nam
23:37 (*) Jeff [lilaejeff1@AC8A45D6.ipt.aol.com] has quit [Quit]
(*) speel3k kick the fuck out of every one
23:37 (*) You're now known as jeff
23:37 (*) Jefff is now known as jeff
jeff> sweet
jeff> i remind me of jeff
reflexnet|us> this song rocks
reflexnet|us> listen up young niggers
speel3k> stfu
reflexnet|us> fair enough
23:37 (*) [ToK]Pimpsta [ToK@12-238-31-45.client.attbi.com] has joined #BVRadio
jeff> PIMPSTA!
reflexnet|us> what up pimpsta
jeff> ghetto starr
reflexnet|us> neon
reflexnet|us> put the fan signs up imediatly
jeff> make it so, number one
Ne0N> tomorrow it'll be up
Ne0N> kurrupt is making some new images
reflexnet|us> it best be
jeff> yeah
speel3k> who lives were here?
jeff> or we're going to kick your ASS
reflexnet|us> and my shitty image better be up
echo> florida
reflexnet|us> wisconsin
jeff> pants
speel3k> any nyc?
Ne0N> <-- NY
Ne0N> not city though
speel3k> long island dosent cause
23:41 (*) jeff [daemian@syr-44-59-24-211.nyc.rr.com] has left #BVRadio [ricki lake is a FAT WHORE BITCH]
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