dent
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12/13/2007 at 23:34 |
The very first time you offered your useless input on an LS link:
DENT'S DEBUT
"I need to find out what pills can turn someone black, so I can avoid them fuckers"
UART'S DEBUT
"I have no problem with christians. They are so lame that it makes me look even cooler... and helps me get ass!
...Just kidding... I'm soo lonely :-("
TRUENATIVE'S DEBUT
"This Link was good Luck for me. I got to have a Fitting last Night!"
WOLFER'S DEBUT
"he deserved it...whata dumbass"
MUNDHRA'S DEBUT
"go figure. i pay a surgeon good money to do the exact same thing over here and he questions my motives. hello osaka!"
CRACKALAKIN'S DEBUT
"I think RuinedByDesign's t-shirt is plain stupid.
Who the f**k carea bout Corey Matthews? Who si Corey Matthews? Why should he be the face of LinkSwarm/Megarad?
Wake up, peoples! Your votes matter!"
TANTRUM'S DEBUT
"if u want to bother to go to page 4 there is a sweater called "dizzeling dreams." Holy fuck! I think im gonna change my screen name! Thats the coolest term ever...there are some other sweaters that come in second and third. im in love."
FREAKMACHINE'S DEBUT
"Is it acoustic or electric????"
SENOR_SMOKE'S DEBUT
"The only 'extra' codecs I have installed on my
computer are FFDSHOW and it worked fine for me.
I DL`d it at approx 300-400 kbps.
Oh yah,I know I`m new here but I didnt leech.
Everytime I start my torrent up I reseed.........
I also have TONS of things to offer as far as an
'official LS torrent'................................."
MIDDLE_AGE_MAN'S DEBUT
"computer guy: And the best part of the colonoscopy is you get to keep the video!
other guy: (sigh) Now I know it's love."
DAGWOOD'S DEBUT
"I actually posted this.. See lotsa nekkid chicks, but she still looks like she oughta be in the movies. The bitch got style."
SEXNINJA'S DEBUT
"dogfuker!"
HOBO'S DEBUT
"I used one of those devices in Florida. Yeah it helped but it added about an hour onto the round. Watching some white hair with his pants hiked up to his nipples try and work a GPS device is quite funny. But after awhile it loses it charm and you want to strike the old man with your pitching wedge(you'll be able to deliver a much more accurate blow with a wedge)."
NOCAL'S DEBUT
"FUKERY!"
DRAGONSTAFF'S DEBUT
"as a sufferer under dubya 's little buddy Johnny , I am scared for all of us if these liars retain power"
JWALKER'S DEBUT
"I drive past that mountain every weekend, and let me tell you -- that thing is *scary*!"
GJ/JOHNLENIN'S DEBUT
"Mitch was one of my top five idols. It's not a lot , but it's this is all i could do to as a tribute: [pic]"
GHOSTRIDER'S DEBUT
"bet Moby could teach him AND Rollins a painful lesson of a pugilistic nature"
RAGOO'S DEBUT
"Also available in QuickTime at http://pinkytuscadero.com/media/northsidekings.html"
INFECTIONCONNECTION'S DEBUT
"not just duck rape. homosexual necrophelia duck rape. I mean, that's a whole nother ball game. so to speak."
AZRON123'S DEBUT
"I remember being a goofy looking kid and feeling like that.
Go for it, Kid. Make it work."
LORDKAHUNA'S DEBUT
"I wonder if that will fill my turkey baster?"
LUCKYLUCIANO'S DEBUT
"you get jailed for that?"
PJP56'S DEBUT
"Holy fukkin' wowzers....
It's gems like this that makes da LinkSquirm a daily stop for me.
t'anks clavis"
BARCH97'S DEBUT
"hey... know what that site needs?
more pop-ups :eyeroll:"
BLOODYBOWELS DEBUT
""I'm glad we're in North Dakota," Rasmussen said. "Somebody out East or West may not have had our same values." Someone out East or West would have taken the money and used it to get your daughter drunk and then knocked her up you stupid hayseed.""
MARF'S DEBUT
"That cat is thinking "oof! get your hand outta my butt, lady!""
CLAVIS' DEBUT
"Courtney, in a desperate attempt to stave off irrelevance, reinvents herself as the smacked-out Queen of Bukkake." (loll)
LEFEN'S DEBUT
"OMG! You linked to a 40mb download you meanie!
May you burn in Hades. Lots.
Lefen "
more to come...
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 01:58 |
SEXNINJA'S DEBUT
"dogfuker!"
Wrong.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 02:28 |
This is what LS tells me, but I'm just going by your profile Link comments:
Fri Feb 6 2004 11:40:04 AM SexNinja dogfuker!
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 620 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 02:40 |
Is there a time rift we're missing here SNMD?
Please fill in missed details with missed details.
Dent, you made me look up mine. Lolifuck, I'm a faggot.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 03:20 |
You're correct that that is my first comment under this nick, but I frist psoted in 2003 under this nick.
I've been around this goddamned site for like 5 years.
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 03:24 |
Needs dates
Hobo has been around since? The start? Since Megarad?
Marf has also been around (wink wink, nudge nudge, knowhatImean?) since before Linkswarm.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4392 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 03:58 |
Haha, the shame, the SHAME.
The Genesis.
Some self-knowledge.
And for some reason, whenever I remember this old nick of yours, I remember this. Remember that whore?
You've come a long way, baby.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 04:11 |
Well, I knew a handful of you came from within the bowels of Megarad and probably carried different nicks, but for the sake of entertainment, I went with what I could dig up quickly. Maybe this will lead individuals deeper to dig up their own info and post it, which would suck less for me.
Good work, NinjaMcsexMcNinja157836SexMcninja.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1113 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 04:18 |
Stump:
Hobo has been around since? The start? Since Megarad?
I believe I was one of the first 20 people to registar at Megarad. I know all of the secrets from Megarad. I was also instrumental in implementing nothing.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 04:31 |
I remain satisfied with my debut comment here.
Also, it remains true... :-( |
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 04:35 |
As far back as it goes. When was the switchover Vas? Possibly comments missing from before then? Went back to links on Iraq, etc. in 2003 and can't see having passed those up - in addition to there being few if absolutely no comments for several links in a row.
#1: Mon Feb 10 2003 03:17:25 PM Stump Wow, I'll take psychiatric disorders for $1000 please, Alex.
#2: Fri May 9 2003 09:12:53 PM Stump
Holy Shit! Youse right officer, I is black...this medickanal joint is doing damned wondas for my glaucoma. (from a 'caption this' link)
Haha - The beginnings of 'carp sad'?
(Huzzah for the idea Dent)
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 417 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 06:00 |
LOL I think my last one was. "fuck you guys, im going home!"
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 06:14 |
Possibly the most notorious introduction in the history of Linkswarm:
ZAPPLE'S DEBUT
"As a token of my noobiness and desire to make people laugh. I submit myself for photoshoppery shennanigans. Have at it folks."
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 810 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 06:20 |
Tue Aug 24 2004 10:20:33 PM nocal http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/art-theft/
i remember lurking for a long long time before i registered. this place is so scawy :'(
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 945 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 08:02 |
ah...merciful swarm
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1607 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 15:27 |
government_death_robot : I couldn't get it to load, but Douglas Adams is teh shiztz0r.
1 m155 th15 1ittle d00d
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4392 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 16:28 |
LORDKAHUNA: government_death_robot : I couldn't get it to load, but Douglas Adams is teh shiztz0r.
1 m155 th15 1ittle d00d
Yahz. He hasn't logged in to Steam in a long time, either, so I'd guess change of venue and/or Innanets lifestyle.
Stump: As far back as it goes. When was the switchover Vas? Possibly comments missing from before then? Went back to links on Iraq, etc. in 2003 and can't see having passed those up - in addition to there being few if absolutely no comments for several links in a row.
LinkSwarm.com was registered in November of 2002 and I think it went live the next February. Up until that point, that content was exposed as a small block in the upper center of megarad. It had comments and such, just like now. None of them were lost in the switchover.
That's probably the first point that came onto LS, but I'm pretty sure it was spawned in IRC, as so much of the quality is.
Stump: Hobo has been around since? The start? Since Megarad?
Bobo is user ID 56. Here are some other user accounts under ID 60 you may recognize...
vladtweano
MadTurk
MOMAD
shenanigans (lutefisk, fukingben)
DrCube
metatron
LOki
Gothmog (a surprise to me; nigger didn't say boo for two years)
Sexual_Asspussy (i love this guy for his name alone)
tank
HOBO
HOBOJoe (the first inadvertant tentacle account)
dent: Well, I knew a handful of you came from within the bowels of Megarad and probably carried different nicks, but for the sake of entertainment, I went with what I could dig up quickly.
Not too many people have changed their nicks, and they retain their user history when doing so, if they have me change their username. SexNinja just abandoned his old account and made a new one, which is why the history is fractured.
This is, by the by, an excellent idea.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/14/2007 at 17:39 |
This is actually my very first post, and it was my website review in the forums, which everyone pretty much hated. I took some solid advice from a few certain people and the site blew up within a few months.
Grafiks69'S DEBUT - 20/10/2004 at 18:46
"3 easy steps for viewing my site:
� Log on
� Read
� Shit pants from laughter
It's easy.
www.mikestephens.50megs.com"
50megs, lolled.
On 2007-12-14 at 11:39:59, dent asked to smell your dick
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