LinkSwarm Forums Index > Newb Posting Pit > A new boob for you LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < *Groan* Another Newb...   There was a site that has a Live Link Fe > New Topic  Post Reply A new boob for you         749 reads fuckuall What is this and what do I do? SSHOLE Posts: 9 Registered: 12/3/2007 Offline 12/6/2007 at 03:21 Hi I'm fuckuall and I'm a new boob here at linkswarm. That by the way will be the nicest I'll ever be to any of you fuckoids. So I just got a divorce - his thingy madoogey broke (oh fuck! I think that was just a sweet dream I had last night). Really it was the mere fact that he was sucking the ever fucking life out of me. So I went looking for a place where I felt superior to most and here I ended up. Looking around linkswarm gave me the warm and fuzzies from head to doodahland. I'm gonna be traveling around for a bit - got some money that I'm not giving back to the ex and will be heading out west - starting in Socal. Anyone have any ideas for fun there? Any good (I repeat! good) ideas would be appreciated (you won't be thanked however), if not fuck you. Gee I kind of came across a bit harsh just now and I couldn't be happier about that. Gotta go vibrator's calling. ____________________ go to hell - you can ride with me   acheron Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLE Posts: 556 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline 12/6/2007 at 03:38 I can see where this is going ____________________ I'm an INTJ. This explains why I'm alternating between silence and judging you. Direct URL JohnLenin Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLE Posts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline 12/6/2007 at 03:45 I live in hollywood. Hit me up if you're not fucking ugly as shit. ____________________ Marf> omg <3 u 4 ever Direct URL TheBitchisHere Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline 12/6/2007 at 03:53 ^ what a ladies man you are! ____________________ One man's love-bombing is another man's being showered with attention. Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 12/6/2007 at 03:54 ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Regulator Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 9/8/2007 Offline 12/6/2007 at 04:02 Find three of the hottest chicks you can find fuck them record it fuzz out all the naughty bits and then send a copy to your ex.Sorry could not think of anything else. ____________________ umm wut? Direct URL casmhar Lost In Space SSHOLE Posts: 22 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline 12/6/2007 at 04:04 Sunny? ____________________ Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 12/6/2007 at 05:13 Socal? Let us know when you get to nocal (I hear he needs a new rugby doll). ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 653 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 12/6/2007 at 06:00 ____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. Direct URL freakmachine Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLE Posts: 588 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline 12/6/2007 at 14:20 There is a female in the forum? I don't believe it. Not for a minute. ____________________ "That ain’t no sex holler there" Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 12/6/2007 at 15:41 Welcome fuckuall. Ignore the dicks begging for boobie jpg. of you and other female family members. FYI. Your current feeling of superiority will soon turn to shame. It part of the LinkSwarm assimilation process all newbs undergo. It only hurts if you don't use enough lube. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL middle_age_man Mostly Harmless SSHOLE Posts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline 12/6/2007 at 16:06 Yay, Christmas came early, another new cunt. Thanks internet! ____________________ " Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." George Carlin Direct URL Braap Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 7/6/2007 Offline 12/6/2007 at 16:13 i vote its wide-face. ____________________ Direct URL Acidburn I am El Chupacabra SSHOLE Posts: 758 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline 12/7/2007 at 01:59 Dumbskull is pissed because we don't want to see her garbage filled with water titties. But you on the other hand are welcome to bring the sexual level up a notch or two. SoCal? On 2007-12-06 at 20:00:11, Acidburn asked to smell your dick ____________________ No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them! You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday. Direct URL spod SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 62 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline 12/8/2007 at 06:29 a NEW boob! sounds too good to be true post us a pic of your new boob so we can photo chop the bejeezus out of it btw....welcome! Direct URL nurgleming a wet brain fart SSHOLE Posts: 156 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline 12/8/2007 at 20:18 ____________________ nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and that nothing is so laughable as people who think otherwise Direct URL fuckuall What is this and what do I do? SSHOLE Posts: 9 Registered: 12/3/2007 Offline 12/9/2007 at 01:19 God I can just feel the love here - it's quite touching. Hey thanks Ragoo, I'm on my way out to a Christmas Party and thanks to your image I know just what to do now to speed up the getting to know ya process. ____________________ go to hell - you can ride with me Direct URL < *Groan* Another Newb...   There was a site that has a Live Link Fe > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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