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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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2/1/2008 at 19:26

After hours of deliberation with the Mrs., I'm throwing the cat out this weekend.






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dread pirate neckbeard


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2/1/2008 at 19:00

vasudeva: Anyhoo, you and shitbox should team up and highfive for your amusing animals-fucking-up-your-stuff bifecta today.

this morning i awoke to tan pucker marks around the main bathroom's sink and the computer desks. juicy cat diarrhea butthoel!

(i love cleaning up after my wife's our pets.)

:HIGHFIVE:

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If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!


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2/1/2008 at 16:52

helo my nam is Steel and I lik to do drawigs

NM.. As it turns out its not auto LS spell Check but rather Firefox...look at me feeling dumb... and switching to FF late in the game.

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If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!


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2/1/2008 at 16:44

Cat Piss is an ingredient in some French wines. and HOLY FUCK!!! In comment spell check?? WOOOOO! Oh shit WOOO is spelled wrong!
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2/1/2008 at 16:14

dent: I'm busy fighting with the wife right now, telling her the cat is going away while she's at work.



In case you don`t already know,your cat WILL NOT stop pissing on stuff.Once they start "marking",they will continue until strangulation techniques are performed.I suggest The Flying Tiger Claw Squeeze Of Death.(with vid/pics)






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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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2/1/2008 at 15:51

I'm busy fighting with the wife right now, telling her the cat is going away while she's at work.






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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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2/1/2008 at 15:33

dent: Fresh cat piss on my arm chair. PISSED.

Somehow I read that as "French cat piss" and somehow it was hot.

Anyhoo, you and shitbox should team up and highfive for your amusing animals-fucking-up-your-stuff bifecta today.






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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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2/1/2008 at 15:17



Fresh cat piss on my arm chair. PISSED.






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Shit Machine


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2/1/2008 at 13:24



for those too weak to brave a bare toilet seat
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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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2/1/2008 at 07:03



doodie in the bathtub. :/ damn dogs.
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Shit Machine


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2/1/2008 at 03:12



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You + Fava Beans = Yum


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1/31/2008 at 22:27



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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/31/2008 at 22:19



I bought this half-gallon box of ice cream at City Market.






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Shit Machine


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1/31/2008 at 21:30



home is where the GPS says you are
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1/31/2008 at 21:30



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1/31/2008 at 21:30



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I'm assuming the position!


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1/31/2008 at 21:30



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Putting the semen in amusement


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1/31/2008 at 09:46

vasudeva:

box o' christmas tree, anyone?



how much is shipping?






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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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1/30/2008 at 22:41



box o' christmas tree, anyone?
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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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1/30/2008 at 22:35



merlin.
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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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1/30/2008 at 22:33

Srry. Camphone sends 2 everynow and then.

Here is booty instead.

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On 2008-01-30 at 16:47:26, shitbox asked to smell your dick
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You + Fava Beans = Yum


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1/30/2008 at 21:57



painters painting
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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/30/2008 at 19:40



FUCK OFF WITH THE SNOW ASSHOLES






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MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus


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1/30/2008 at 18:09



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Fighting The Good Fight ™


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1/30/2008 at 04:43



Battel Robot demo at work. Too fast for pic. True story.
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busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!


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1/30/2008 at 02:03



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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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1/29/2008 at 06:30



are we going to place ads for the swarm or what? Craigslist is another idea, to... sell johnlenin penix.
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Zombie scream style


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1/29/2008 at 04:07



Somebody stole my fucking ears.






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Zombie scream style


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1/29/2008 at 01:31



Bubba






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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/28/2008 at 23:57



I took care of it, Mr. Flintstone.






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