shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/29/2008 at 06:30 |

are we going to place ads for the swarm or what? Craigslist is another idea, to... sell johnlenin penix. |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 643 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/29/2008 at 04:07 |

Somebody stole my fucking ears.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 643 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/29/2008 at 01:31 |

Bubba
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 23:57 |

I took care of it, Mr. Flintstone.
____________________ "You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva |
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wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 23:48 |

resizing my head |
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wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 23:45 |

resizing partitions |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 23:39 |

____________________ "Still have to stop car." --Vasudeva |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 23:29 |

____________________ "You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva |
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 67 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 22:15 |

Poor nignog has got a giant triangle head... |
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BigDinWaunakee
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 98 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 14:24 |
This is definitely an anal wand.
vasudeva:  this is in a public restroom -- what the fuk am I looking at?
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 67 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 13:42 |

"Cheesy crockpot chicken". |
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 67 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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1/28/2008 at 13:42 |

Cheesy crockpot chicken. The inside of the pot looks like pieces of raw chicken floating in snot. Yum... |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1600 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 17:21 |
vasudeva: this is in a public restroom -- what the fuk am I looking at?
it's a chlorox toilet wand handle. they have disposable hexagonal dealies that clip to the bottom for poopscrub.

____________________ But the whole of modern so-called civilized existence is an attempt to deny reality insofar as it exists. When did Don last look at the stars, when did Norman last get soaked in a rainstorm? |
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DrCube
Shit Machine  SSHOLEPosts: 141 Registered: 2/6/2004 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 16:40 |
vasudeva:  this is in a public restroom -- what the fuk am I looking at?
That looks like a poo joust to me. Something to break up those shits that pop up out of the water...
____________________ "The standard is not perfection; the standard is the alternative." |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 16:06 |

this is in a public restroom -- what the fuk am I looking at? |
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lilbabypissmouth
AssQueen  SSHOLEPosts: 163 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 14:58 |

christ is king in the form of calvin klein |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 14:36 |

to early, too, wet for work.  |
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wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 04:07 |

coward |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/27/2008 at 00:49 |
ragoo:
Mmmmm beer.
I haven't seen Molson Golden in fucking years.
____________________ Sexninja> I will not your farts |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 646 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 22:57 |

Mmmmm beer.
____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 21:24 |

lap rat at work office. |
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 67 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 20:26 |
vasudeva: witty_screen_name:  Crockpot chili on the way.
Fuck, I'm halfway there myself. I keep trying to figure out if I should wait til tomorrow but I want the goddamn chili itself in me today.
Is that a carrot rising above the mess?
Carrots in my chili?!? HERESY!!!
Nope. It is red bell pepper.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 20:06 |
witty_screen_name:  Crockpot chili on the way.
Fuck, I'm halfway there myself. I keep trying to figure out if I should wait til tomorrow but I want the goddamn chili itself in me today.
Is that a carrot rising above the mess?
____________________ mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile. |
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 67 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 20:00 |

Crockpot chili on the way. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 17:07 |
ragoo:
Sup Wegmans buddy.
____________________ mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 16:08 |

THEY ATE ALL MY LIL SMOKIEEEEEEES |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 646 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 06:41 |

____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. |
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wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/26/2008 at 02:59 |

American rebel |
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wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 602 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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1/25/2008 at 23:39 |

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wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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1/25/2008 at 23:27 |

I iz tigar! |
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