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11/21/2007 at 02:05
For those of you that have been missing the pollack, he's surfaced, sorta.

I messaged him mid-October, finally curious enough where fuckface was to reach out and type out a message. I figured he was in some kind of retarded unplugged domestic bliss. Today, everybody who had friended him (guessing, since guitarjon also got one of these) got one of these:

[Chex's Name]
Today at 4:44pm
unfortunately [chex's name] is currently in jail, but will be released feb 22, 2008.
thanks for your concern,
[girlfriend's name] ([chex's name]'s fiance)

(I hid everyone's name since he's Polish and his real name is ugly as shit.)

So, lol. I guess a nigga is in jail. If we find out why, let's post it here. I dunno how often she checks his Facebook account.

Amusingly, this also occurred...

[Chex's Name] added the Hockeytown application.

So the whole thing could be bullshit.

Chex, if you're reading this, come back to our warm embrace. Unless you're reading this from a prison computer, in which case, enjoy your AIDS, puto.






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11/21/2007 at 02:09

Fuck, nobody needs to see that name. Good call.






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11/21/2007 at 02:19

Is it Kowalskiczkiklistosh?






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11/21/2007 at 02:41

Wasn't he at UofM?
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11/25/2007 at 22:07

Damn, I never got the UPDATE. Asshole.
I've wondered more than once where chexy-hole was, for we chatted many a late night on aim.
I don't think hes signed on for months....so the story makes sense.
'Specially now that I recall our 'late night' conversations.

Hopefully all will work out and hopefully he is just in a county facility, and not a state facility. :'(






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11/26/2007 at 00:08

shitbox:

Hopefully all will work out and hopefully he is just in a county facility, and not a state facility. :'(


Whats the differance? Dick sizes?






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11/26/2007 at 15:52

basicburn: Whats the differance? Dick sizes?


No, county or 'local jail houses' are usually reserved for those serving around a year or less incarcerated or while awaiting trial.

A State Penitentiary is usually filled with people serving over 1 year sentences, they vary in security levels and are usually 60% filled with black people. Not because they commit crimes more often or because there are more black people in the US than other races, but because you know....white people write the laws.

So, what I can gleam from the small bits of info here, its possible Chex is residing in a state facility right now or could be near home in a county lock-up, his 'case' probably determined that.

Either way it sucks and hopefully he will get out and write a badass journal entry about it.

Hopefully he just went to a rehab or some shit and we are wrong.






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11/26/2007 at 16:23

shitbox: A State Penitentiary is usually filled with people serving over 1 year sentences, they vary in security levels and are usually 60% filled with black people. Not because they commit crimes more often or because there are more black people in the US than other races, but because you know....white people write the laws.

If black people wrote the laws, it'd read like that Keenan Ivory Wayans skit, and the whole body of legislation, once carefully assembled off pieces of cardboard box and toilet paper, would boil down to "A white bitch in every pot".






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11/26/2007 at 17:24

vasudeva:
shitbox: A State Penitentiary is usually filled with people serving over 1 year sentences, they vary in security levels and are usually 60% filled with black people. Not because they commit crimes more often or because there are more black people in the US than other races, but because you know....white people write the laws.

If black people wrote the laws, it'd read like that Keenan Ivory Wayans skit, and the whole body of legislation, once carefully assembled off pieces of cardboard box and toilet paper, would boil down to "A white bitch in every pot".


That is so racist.






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11/26/2007 at 18:15

HOBO:

That is so Raven.


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As for the rehab, I think his chick would be happier to say he's in rehab and not jail. Unless she's got something wrong with her. So I'm failure certain he's locked up.

Either way I hope his asshole is ok and that he figures out whatever the fuck he needs to figure out. I like that dude.






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11/26/2007 at 18:37

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11/26/2007 at 18:44

JohnLenin: I'm failure. I hope his asshole is ok. I like that dude.







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11/26/2007 at 19:34

vasudeva:
JohnLenin: I'm failure. I hope his asshole is ok. I like that dude.




I see whut you did there.






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