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11/20/2007 at 22:02
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
Check out the hot new media channel, Digital Funtown (www.digitalfuntown.com). DFT features a unique blend of high-definition animation, comics, music and video shows.

Hailed by the Chicago Sun-Times as “edgy, zany, and even risqué” with “humor that’s as sharp as its technology and animation,” read the full article here: http://www.suntimes.com/technology/guy/647911,111307ecol.article

Check out these hilarious cartoons at digitalfuntown.com:

- Bloomington: “Save the Mexican Wombat”
- Cheboygan: “Jed & Ned Out on the Porch”
- Boston: “Cube Lobster”
- Alaska: “Sketchiest Catch”
- Washington DC: “Hos for Happiness”
- Central Park: “Voters Registration” featuring the Nut Cups (for a taste of hardcore hip hop)

At Digital Funtown, you can download content, blog, and even submit your own script! For a good time, visit www.digitalfuntown.com now!

 
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11/20/2007 at 22:07

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11/20/2007 at 22:08

Shit My Browser is Broken. Forum Titles Change but the Content Stays the same.






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11/20/2007 at 23:19

Wow. You're really spamming up the forums with a fuking vengeance, aren't you? I crapyarded the other 5 or 6 threads you thought you needed to make in various other forums.

As for the site itself... who cares? You've launched way before you're ready -- 90% of your shit is "coming soon". On the Internet, that means "nice idea but it'll never happen". You've got a dozen animations and a meticulously-themed squarespace account.

I like this angle that you've gotten accolades by some newspaper. No one's ever said that before, and as it turns out, it really isn't impressive at all. The article itself cements the idea that you handed someone a press release and they typed it straight out into a web form and hit submit. Among the various total-lack-of-proofreading mistakes, it makes mention of multiple employees, but I can't shake the feeling that there are two pals hoping to strike it rich by pretending to be a dozen-employee startup.

...said Joseph Flowers, 45, managing partner of Digital Funtown’s parent company, FLW International LLC, a marketing software firm.

Digital Funtown operates out of a converted loft that once housed a Christmas ornament manufacturer and a photo studio for dogs. Its young, multicultural staff glare intently into their computer screens in what functions like a cross between a dot-com startup and a fun-loving artistic studio.

Jesus christ, I don't know what's worse: the idea that you two are doing the tried-and-true "pretend there's a dozen of us" theater or that someone might actually be wasting multiple lives and dollars to produce this.

I just watched two things: the Ron Paul Pizza Rap and the Save the Mexican Wombat bit. Both sucked almost without pause.

I like the idea that you're creating custom content, but the down side here is that none of it is worth watchng, and your manner of self-promotion does you no favors.






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12/31/2007 at 23:31

Checked out a few cartoons... nothing exceptional or funny about any of 'em...

Move along, nothing to see here.






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1/1/2008 at 22:57

vasudeva: You've launched way before you're ready -- 90% of your shit is "coming soon". On the Internet, that means "nice idea but it'll never happen".

(Still apparently true.)






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1/2/2008 at 01:58

meh, I'd rather jerkoff to DS than go there again






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