club462
Tender vittles  Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 00:16 |
OK, i'm part owner of a new website and i'd like some honest feedback. I understand that many of you are not in the market to be members, but you're an extremely "in touch" group (hoping flattery will encourage positive feedback  ) and some honest feedback would be much appreciated.
Yes you will need to sign on to get through much of the site, however, quick fakes will get you through and it is easily deleted when you're done if there's no appeal for you. We think we're doing something important (god I hope we're not mistaken) and i've attached our promo piece to give you an overview.
STD’s, sexual orientation and lifestyle preferences are simply modern dating realities that can no longer be ignored! We at Club462 believe that our sexuality is only one part of who we are as people. We have so much to share with each other and niche sites are limiting our choices and diluting our abilities to see the world from different perspectives.
Club462 is more than just a dating site! It is a place where people can mix and mingle, play games, keep up to date on current affairs, learn new things, find support, camaraderie, and build new friendships – the perfect basis for any budding relationship.
Everyone has a secret in one form or another, and to pretend that these do not exist in the dating world, is making disclosure and honest communication difficult for many.
Club462 is taking the bold step of addressing these sensitive topics and incorporating them into the world of “mainstream” online dating and friendships, through the use of online private and public discussion groups, education forums, and most importantly… our innovative Extended Match System!
At first glance the site looks like any other, and yet it’s a hybrid site with a place for everyone! Our exclusive and CONFIDENTIAL Extended Matching System is unique, so one’s ‘secret’ is safe and hidden, and yet the results are remarkably informative!
• It allows people to safely see who may or may not be open to their lifestyle without having to reveal it until ready to do so.
• It enables one to find out more about a potential match, without actually knowing exactly what that person’s sensitive issue is.
• It helps one know if a prospective date has a lifestyle or situation that might be considered a dating deal-breaker.
• It aids in easier communication and more informative decision making, and yet, still leaves the discussion up to the individuals…!
WHY CREATE CLUB462?
- We wanted a unique spot in cyberspace which was ‘state-of-the-art’ and cutting edge - not only in it’s technology, but also in it’s social concept.
- We wanted to move away from the more segregating and ‘niche-market’ concepts that are becoming so widespread, and move towards an environment that is more social and inviting, interactive and fun!
- We also firmly believe that by creating a non-intrusive way of addressing some sensitive issues that are a reality in today’s dating world, such as alternative lifestyles and STD’s, we can help pave the way for more responsible, honest and open communication.
THE NAME CLUB462
"Forty-Six & 2" is a song by American rock band Tool from their 1996 album Ænima
It references the possibility of reaching a state of evolution at which the body would have two more than the normal 46 total chromosomes (23 pairs) and leave its currently disharmonious state.
It’s a club that has a place for everyone and truly is “The next evolution in dating and friendship”.
club462.com
KAHUNA EDIT: made your shit clickable and laughed at your penis.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum   SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:01 |
I think that your site is pretty crappy. I signed up and found a lot of suck inside. I tried to select user profile options that would make pretty much anyone a match for me unless they had aids and stuff and I got nothing. Your site told me that I can not be loved. I hate you for that.
My username is BlowMe. Please do, sir. |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:09 |
I see nothing state-of-the-art’ and cutting edge here.
What I do see is a variation of an old idea, a shitty design template driven front page, pseudo-heartfelt "reasons" about why your version of this is important, and a Scrooge McDuck countenance complete with wide eyes that sport dollar signs for pupils.
And that welcome video, what the fuck is with the picture of a blinking cartoon and a disembodied voice, are you and your partners so goddam hideous that an actual face saying that drivel is out of the question?
And seriously, wtf is this?
There is no way that these gentiles hooked up and tossed DNA back and forth after cruising this site even IF that black chick is indeed wearing a leopard skin cowboy hat.
What sort of service are you providing for 4 bux a month that one cannot get for free from any number of social networking sites?
I like the use of orange on your site, orange is fucking primo.
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:31 |
ask and ye shall receive -all relevant criticism will be reviewed and acted upon- even when given in the purile form of "above it all" critiquing thank you
all other comments will be ignored for their blatent "how cool am I and how bullshit are you" self promotion.
blow me: you probably didn't work the search right - however -looking at your face - that's probably a good thing. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:41 |
blow me: you probably didn't work the search right - however -looking at your face - that's probably a good thing.
Dude, you totally zinged me! |
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:44 |
I figure, the only chance I have of keeping afloat in these shark infested waters is to give as good as I get |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 01:50 |
Lol, I sense a bit of wounded self here, now you can roll and have fun, or you can be a douche.
But you did come to Linkswarm.com of all places for a website review, I assume that you did your homework and read a few reviews. If your shit is bad, always expect to be told right away. If by some chance your site is awesome, we will post pictures of scatological porn and penises so big they will remind you of scout camp.
What we won't be is dishonest, consider yourself lucky to be allowed to mix with our caste.
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:15 |
yes I read some reviews and I know that it mostly comes down to who can come up with the best insult.
we do believe in what we're trying to do - and you need to spend a little bit of time on the site - there is a lot there - 5 mins, or just looking at the info page doesn't give an overview - there's a lot of stuff going on.
anyway - I didn't expect flowers - but was hoping that you would at least see the social concept, because it is unique.
anyway...let 'er rip - I asked - I expect to receive, but if some constructive criticism could be snuck in somewhere - even privately so you're coolness quotient doesn't drop - it would be appreciated. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:27 |
Dude, Kahuna has his coolness quotient calculated on a curve so he's always totally rad.
I do not believe that your site is very unique. It is a lot like a lot of sites I've seen in the past, so if that's what you mean by unique, well, it is that.
Also, it constantly refreshes and annoys the fuck out of me. Why is that and can't you make it not do that? I'm trying to pick up this hot chick to bring home to my wife and the damned page keeps refreshing in my browser window. BLINK BLINK BLINK, it's nutz!
Also, should I change my profile to allow chicks with herpes and aids to come up in my searches so that I may see better results?
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:34 |
Hmmm....the refreshing blink - first time that's come up, i'll look into that.
The site is really new - just over 4000 members at the moment (in 9 weeks), so maybe we don't have a lot of people in your area or age bracket. To test the site - just do a general search for women (or men - no judgment  ). and seriously....if you're looking for a woman to take home to your wife - there are quite a few bi girls on it LOL.
the unique part - and maybe we're just too enthusiastic - maybe no one else gives a shit - is the ability for people with STD's or living a bi/transexual/gay/BDSM lifestyle to find out who would be open to them - but still be able to participate in the forums and live chats without having Herpes or Lesbian or BDSM Sub tatooed on their profiles. Figured that we don't live niche lives outside the internet - why be cramped to niche sites on it.
Fuck.....maybe we're way off base. |
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HOBO
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11/18/2007 at 02:42 |
I prefer fling.com
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:45 |
The bug hunters in the gay community will love this feature. It's a smörgåsbord, plethora, nay, a virtual menu of STD's they can choose from!
I'm totally cool with that, yo.
If I give you money does it get more unique? What will money get me? |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:50 |
Your photo has been rejected for the following reason:
no urls on photos
I uploaded my avatar here, and this is the shitcock reason they give for rejecting.
The way I see it, your fucking url is plastered all over this bitch giving you exposure to untold millions of fucking internets and apparently my linkswarm.com shirt is verboten.
Fuck off with that faggotface.
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:52 |
Dude you're link is going up
and i'm taking a fucking beating here - hardly think it's going to inspire millions of people to take a look!
If you send me a sweatshirt though...i'll happily wear it in public.....BTW - i'm a female with DDD's so the words will be seen a mile off
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 02:59 |
This changes everything.
Post tit pics or GTFO immediatly. |
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:02 |
OK - your wish is my command.
GTFO it is
i'll catch up on my whupping later
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:09 |
Way to go Wotak, you scared off the tits you fucking faggot.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:10 |
OK, I signed up.
Goddam it's hard to describe, but the navigation is kinda clunky.
I just done see the value here, but once past the BANAL front page it seems like standard faire, good luck.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:29 |
Also, the account set-up is like making a custom Pokeman.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:33 |
I crapped my way through the profile process, which I later dumped. There are only three peices of meat listed for Chicago and all dorks!
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 03:46 |
LORDKAHUNA: Way to go Wotak, you scared off the tits you fucking faggot.
If she comes back, I got dibbs on the pinkmeat. |
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 04:15 |
mmmm...don't I get to choose?
I agree with the clunky....we continue to work on it.
and as for pieces of meat...hopefully with time, that's why i'm asking for the feedback.
now i'm off before the evisceration continues or the scary clown gets me. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 639 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 04:26 |
Awesome, I'm totally hooked up with a hot chick with DDD boobies. LinkSwarm rawks as a dating site. |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 04:29 |
Wotak: I think that your site is pretty crappy. I signed up and found a lot of suck inside. I tried to select user profile options that would make pretty much anyone a match for me unless they had aids and stuff and I got nothing. Your site told me that I can not be loved. I hate you for that.
My username is BlowMe. Please do, sir.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 10:15 |
I'm already engaged. This site rocks.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 10:59 |
club462: yes I read some reviews and I know that it mostly comes down to who can come up with the best insult.
This is a common misconception made by people who say they've read other threads in the reveiw forum, but actually they haven't.
You know, the LS review forum is a tough audience, but we have the superhuman ability to tell a good site from a bad one within 3 seconds of landing. See, loads of the sites we see here are poorly designed, with little or no original content and are on the internet for the sole purpose of providing a platform upon which to paste adverts. It follows, therefore, that >99% of the sites we review have been submitted to the forum just to generate a few hits. Hay, I suppose that's fine, but if you're gonna come here just to spam your shit then we wont loose any sleep over deconstructing it so that the visitors you hope to poach have an idea about what they're gonna get before they click. Fucking public service.
In the case of club462, I never fail to be surprised that people think there's proper money to be made on the internet by re-inventing the wheel and throwing-up subscription services for which there already exist well-established and free alternatives. Your website has no USP and I can't imagine that the internet needs another dating site. You're a beginner in a saturated market. Oh, you'll probably trick a few dollah out of some people, but I'd hate to think that anything you did here will contribute to that.
Also, I wonder if posting 'SURPRISE, I'M A GIRL WITH BIG TITS LOOOLLL' has ever helped an aspiring web-entrepreneur to be taken more seriously. I doubt it.
EDIT: y0 typos.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4414 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 11:41 |
club462: THE NAME CLUB462
"Forty-Six & 2" is a song by American rock band Tool from their 1996 album Ænima
It references the possibility of reaching a state of evolution at which the body would have two more than the normal 46 total chromosomes (23 pairs) and leave its currently disharmonious state.
So... double Down's Syndrome.
...?
club462: all other comments will be ignored for their blatent "how cool am I and how bullshit are you" self promotion.
Oops.
Lefen: You know, the LS review forum is a tough audience, but we have the superhuman ability to tell a good site from a bad one within 3 seconds of landing. See, loads of the sites we see here are poorly designed, with little or no original content and are on the internet for the sole purpose of providing a platform upon which to paste adverts. It follows, therefore, that >99% of the sites we review have been submitted to the forum just to generate a few hits. Hay, I suppose that's fine, but if you're gonna come here just to spam your shit then we wont loose any sleep over deconstructing it so that the visitors you hope to poach have an idea about what they're gonna get before they click. Fucking public service.
This might as well go directly onto the page when someone makes a new thread in that forum. Or do you suppose it would warn away the more hilarious gaffes?
club462: the unique part - and maybe we're just too enthusiastic - maybe no one else gives a shit - is the ability for people with STD's or living a bi/transexual/gay/BDSM lifestyle to find out who would be open to them - but still be able to participate in the forums and live chats without having Herpes or Lesbian or BDSM Sub tatooed on their profiles. Figured that we don't live niche lives outside the internet - why be cramped to niche sites on it.
I know there are herpes dating sites out there -- we've had at least one reviewed here before. It makes the lulz, but I suppose if I was rife with the herps and/or hivvies I'd probably be thankful for a place I could use to find warmth and love. Plus, it'd help me fire my skid-row blash into somebody without it technically being surprise murder.
How have you promoted this site so far (apart from this particular rollicking debut)? That's an awful lot of new members.
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Braap
Tender vittles  Posts: 19 Registered: 7/6/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 12:29 |
OMGZZZ a template based dating site, HOW ORIGINAL! You'll be a millionaire by next year! What a GREAT IDEA.!!!!!!!!
Kill yourself.
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BigDinWaunakee
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 104 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 14:51 |
According to the results on my "search", it appears that Wotak and Vas are gangbanging my girlfriend sometime this week. If possible, could you swing by after Thanksgiving din-dins, so she's more lethargic and ready for Wotak's scat fantasy.
Mmmmm, turkey dressing on wotak's chest.
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club462
Tender vittles Posts: 14 Registered: 11/18/2007 Offline
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11/18/2007 at 15:28 |
Lefen, it is an over saturated market - no kidding. And a really tough one to get into, we truly thought that the social concept was different, and we do have plans to continue to improve the offerings over time. We have chosen not to post ads, banners etc because believe it or not - it isn't about the money (and of course we hope it makes money - but if it sustains itself and we can continue to expand it with the vision we have - we will be happy)
we have spent a lot of money on advertising on a couple of social websites and don't have any fake profiles (not saying that every profile is legit - just saying that each one has been posted by an independent person as far as we know).
Anyway...if you don't mind...I won't kill myself, however believe it or not there has been valuable input here and it is appreciated.
.....and downs is a third chromosome on the 21st pair - not half of a new pair (although the outlook my cousin has on life is probably a step closer to total happiness than most of us will ever know) |
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