EdVenture
Tender vittles  Posts: 35 Registered: 4/5/2002 Offline
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2/7/2003 at 15:52 |
Come on, I know some of you insensitive types out there have started telling them already.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/7/2003 at 16:01 |
Well... about a day after 9/11 I was ready to start placing take-out orders like this:
"Yeah, is this Dinosaur Barbecue? Yeah, I'd like to place an order for pickup... unless, of course, you've got a large passenger aircraft sticking out of your establishment... In which case, do you deliver?"
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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2/7/2003 at 16:40 |
It's a different sort of joke, but I have been hearing of people gathering old scrap metal, spray-painting NASA on it, and selling it on eBay. That takes some sick, pathetic brass ones, man. |
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EdVenture
Tender vittles Posts: 35 Registered: 4/5/2002 Offline
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2/7/2003 at 16:43 |
One I've heard so far is: "Did you know that Rick Husband had 2 blue eyes? One blew left and one blew right." |
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azazel-
Tender vittles  Posts: 5 Registered: 3/15/2002 Offline
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2/8/2003 at 00:27 |
Here's another classic;
Q. What's NASA stand for?
A. Need Another Seven Astronauts |
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tank
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 113 Registered: 4/4/2002 Offline
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2/8/2003 at 04:10 |
Where did the Columbia spend thier vacations? All over Texas.
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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2/9/2003 at 18:14 |
Damn. |
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TrouserSnake
Tender vittles  Posts: 9 Registered: 1/23/2003 Offline
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2/13/2003 at 16:53 |
whoa.
offensive and disturbed... i love it.
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