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10/29/2007 at 03:22
Hi all,

So I've always had a thought to make a list of absolutely the best of the best *things* you own.

You know that feeling when something is so UNdoubtedly, UNarguably good that you *know* this is money well spent. You enjoy this thing to the last drop, and feel that it is worth its price down to the fraction of the penny (and maybe a few times over). You know the thing is entirely good.

But you have to be sure that you have not the slightest complaint about the thing, that it is perfection embodied in order for it to make the list. If you are not 100% sure--don't list it. Nothing that's hit or miss is permitted here, even if it's a pretty good hit to offset the misses.

Another thing I ask -- please don't explain why it's so good. Let the readers trust you, try it and discover it for themselves. But, do not betray their trust, because I know that at least I will heavily consider spending cash on these suggestions.

I'll get the ball rolling with some random and eclectic shit, and will edit this list as I remember more.

Feel free to add your own categories!

Apparel
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Nike Monarch (sneakers )

Music
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Depeche Mode "Violator"
Alabina "L'Essentiel"
Paul Oakenfold "Tranceport"

Beverages
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Barooti Assam tea by Ahmad of London

Home Electronics
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Titans by Paradigm (bookshelf speakers)

TV Series
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"Firefly"
"Avatar: the Last Airbender"

Movies
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"The Incredibles" by Pixar


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10/29/2007 at 03:40

Books
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'Mad' Artists

Music
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Alice in Chains - Dirt
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Nas - Illmatic
Megadeth - Rust in Peace
Rage Against the Machine - Self Titled


Beverages
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Southern Comfort (black label)

Home Electronics
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Mac G5

TV Series
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Heroes
The Office

Movies
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Exorcist, original directors cut







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10/30/2007 at 06:52

Books
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Atlas Shrugged







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10/30/2007 at 09:37

BLUEBERRY COBBLER " Imagine a blueberry muffin in a cup. Our best selling flavored coffee."

Get you some http://www.daybreakcc.com/coffees_all.cfm (scroll down a little for the flavored coffees.

Also see JAMAICAN ME CRAZY (good shit also)

Fuckit....for some reason the link wont work...

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10/30/2007 at 14:03

Home Electronics
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Marantz 2270
Titan Monitor's by Paradigm (bookshelf speakers)
Toshiba m200
Pro-Ject DEBUT III Turntable

Vehicles
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1990 325i

Outdoor Stuff
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MSR Dragonfly
Ka-Bar

Other
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Craftsman Hand Tools



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10/30/2007 at 17:45

Cookware and kitchen gadgets
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Calphalon
Kitchen Aid Handmixer
Espresso Maker

Apparel
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4 inch black mary janes
Coach Lexington brief case

Techy Stuff
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A cool cell phone with a gig of storage space

Plus a very large duffel bag with wheels and a canvas back back pack just in case I need to pack up and go!













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10/30/2007 at 17:55

art & lutherie 12 string acoutsitc w/solid cedar top
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10/30/2007 at 18:20

Crackalackin: Books
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Atlas Shrugged


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10/30/2007 at 18:47

Apparel
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Shady Brady (Hat)

Music
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The Persuasions - Chirpin'

Beverages
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Woodford Reserve (Bourbon)
el Toro (Tequila)

Meat
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7 oz Filet mignon (Omaha Steaks)

Shotgun
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Browning Citori - 16ga Grade I

Bike
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Kona Hot Frame, custom component build

Movies
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"Unforgiven"

Books
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Dune - Frank Herbert
Bluebeard - Kurt Vonnegut






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10/30/2007 at 20:40

Dumbskull: Cookware and kitchen gadgets
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Calphalon
Kitchen Aid Handmixer
Espresso Maker
...
Techy Stuff
=========
A cool cell phone with a gig of storage space

Plus a very large duffel bag with wheels and a canvas back back pack just in case I need to pack up and go!


!BZZT!

Not specific enough. Are you just trying to sound cool?

If you don't own the thing, you can't speak for it.
If you do own it, you better list the make/model.

Please do not list things that you "heard" were good, or have appeared in shiny magazine ads. You have to know it first-hand.






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10/31/2007 at 05:27

LOki:
Beverages
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Woodford Reserve (Bourbon)

Yes, this.

Also Basil Hayden's (Bourbon)


Stabby Things:
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Emerson Commander (satin, plain edge)
Cold Steel Recon One (pre-Taiwan factory; tanto point, plain edge)
Shiki santoku, ebony handle.

Music:
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The Sword - Winter's Wolves
Clutch - Blast Tyrant

Books
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The Baroque Cycle - Neal Stephenson (hardback, second one signed.)
The rest of his shit - Neal Stephenson (not ^)


Penises
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Mine.
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10/31/2007 at 06:20

The_GoBotSodomizer:
The Sword - Winter's Wolves
Clutch - Blast Tyrant

hotness, even though the sword's entire album is awesome.






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10/31/2007 at 19:06

Crackalackin:
Dumbskull: Cookware and kitchen gadgets
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Calphalon
Kitchen Aid Handmixer
Espresso Maker
...
Techy Stuff
=========
A cool cell phone with a gig of storage space

Plus a very large duffel bag with wheels and a canvas back back pack just in case I need to pack up and go!


!BZZT!

Not specific enough. Are you just trying to sound cool?

If you don't own the thing, you can't speak for it.
If you do own it, you better list the make/model.

Please do not list things that you "heard" were good, or have appeared in shiny magazine ads. You have to know it first-hand.


Sonic Slide Cell phone with a gig of storage space.
Mr. Coffee Espresso Maker is nearly 10 years old but it still gets my gears grinding which is more than I can say for the men I have had over the past ten years. Cookware brand name is listed. I had to leave my first set of Calphalon in bumfuck Maine so I bought a new set the first chance I got.

Large duffel bag has no brand name neither does the canvas backpack.









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10/31/2007 at 19:57

Cast-iron pan.






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10/31/2007 at 20:46

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11/1/2007 at 00:48

mundhra:
The_GoBotSodomizer:
The Sword - Winter's Wolves
Clutch - Blast Tyrant

hotness, even though the sword's entire album is awesome.


Err, yeah. Age of Winters.

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11/1/2007 at 00:54

Dumbskull:
Sonic Slide Cell phone with a gig of storage space.
Mr. Coffee Espresso Maker is nearly 10 years old but it still gets my gears grinding which is more than I can say for the men I have had over the past ten years. Cookware brand name is listed. I had to leave my first set of Calphalon in bumfuck Maine so I bought a new set the first chance I got.

Large duffel bag has no brand name neither does the canvas backpack.


Ah, much better! Thank you for the details, Ms. Skull.

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11/1/2007 at 05:18

Historical Documents
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One single 8 ½ x 11 sheet of paper; dated October 25, 2006 from the District Court of Bangor, Maine
JUDGEMENT OF DIVORCE!












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11/4/2007 at 08:29

My 37" LCD Vizio
My dogs.
My Honda and 4runner.
My Kenneth Cole zip-up hoodie(was a gift).
and
Rockstar and NOS energy drinks.








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11/5/2007 at 16:32

shitbox: My 37" LCD Vizio
My dogs.
My Honda and 4runner.
My Kenneth Cole zip-up hoodie(was a gift).
and
Rockstar and NOS energy drinks.


Vizio model?

Dog breeds? How'd you bring them up? On other words, if I were to raise dogs just like yours, what'd I have to do?

Any music/movies/books?






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