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10/24/2007 at 23:36
Dear Sir/Madam,
I do hope this letter will not come to you as a
surprise; it was borne out of my desire to share a
business relation ship with you. My name is Dr.George
Yeboah, a Ghana national married with a wife and two
children. I work as an Administrative Manager with
STANDARD SECURITY AND SERVICES LTD. in Accra-Ghana.
I got the information concerning you from where I
was searching for a reliable person. I decided to
contact you believing that by the grace of God, you
will accept to be my partner in this business. I
joined the services of this company in 1991 as Office
assistance to this very level of Administrative
Manager. I have been working with this company Within
this period,I have watched with meticulous precision
how African Heads of States government functionaries
have been using STANDARD SECURITIES to move huge sums
of money USD, Pound sterling, French France (Cash) to
their foreign partners. They bring in these
consignments of money cash and secretly declare the
contents as jewelries, gold, diamond precious stones,
family treasure, documents etc. Mobutu Sese Seko of
Zaire, Foday Sankoh of Siera Leone. etc. All these
people have hundreds of consignments deposited with
STANDARD SECURITIES.
Their foreign partners, friends and relatives, are
claiming most of these consignments. A lot of them are
lying here unclaimed for as much as 15 yrs. No body
may ever come for them because in most cases, the
documents of deposit are never available to any body
except the depositors most of them dead. Since the
inception of the 2000 millennium, STANDARD SECURITIES
MANAGEMENT changed the procedure of claims of
consignments. As soon as you are able to produce all
the secret information as contained in the secret file
of any consignment, it will be released to you upon
demand.
This is why I am soliciting for your co-operation
and assistance since these consignments were deposited
with several names and codes. 35 have been claimed in
the past six months. I have finished every arrangement
for you to come and claim consignment NO.988
containing USD 20M. I will supply you with all the
information and documents. You will then deal directly
with the management which I am the head.
The procedure is simple:You will apply officially
to the Director of Operations of STANDARD SECURITIES
for the release of consignment No. 988. They will
demand for some documents and secret codes. which I
will supply you with every detailed information as
soon as you confirm the reception of this proposal. In
your reply, include your private telephone number so
that I can call you for further explanation and
directives on the procedure.

God Bless You.
Sincerely Yours,
Dr. George Yeboah






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10/24/2007 at 23:56

Are you insane? You shouldn't have wasted the time to even ask this question!

Get on that shit, NOW!






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10/24/2007 at 23:58

I am wondering why this doesn't go into the spam thread. or the crapyard.






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10/25/2007 at 01:22

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10/25/2007 at 01:54

Exactly the same thing. Please remove your head and mail it to me asap.

Thanks Bro.






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10/25/2007 at 16:13

LORDKAHUNA: I am wondering why this doesn't go into the spam thread. or the crapyard.


I couldn't find the Spam thread my cranky canadien friend






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10/25/2007 at 17:01

HOBO:
LORDKAHUNA: I am wondering why this doesn't go into the spam thread. or the crapyard.


I couldn't find the Spam thread my cranky canadien friend



you mean this one?



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10/25/2007 at 17:23








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