That's right, the same shit your grandma uses to make pies. I've done nutmeg 5 times in the past, and got pretty fucked up each time. To feel the effects, follow these simple steps.
1. [Location] Get your ass to the nearest grocery store.
2. [What to buy] Buy WHOLE nutmeg, the fresher the better.
3. [Double check] Make sure you got whole nutmeg, if you got the powdered spice trade it to your grandma for pies.
4. [Prepare] Before leaving the grocery store, acquire some eye drops, the more expensive the better they are. I've found that cheap eye drops will make your eyes red for days after using them. Also before continuing to step 5, check the time, if it's in the AM then you're fine, but if it's in the afternoon, then wait until tommorow to continue since the effects take about 5 hours to kick in.
5. [Solid to Powder] Grind up a few of those bitches, I have used a mortar and pestle to grind them before, and it works best if you hit the nut hard to crack it open, then start grinding. They're pretty tough. If you don't have a mortar and pestle, I've heard of using a cheese grater, but never tried.
5.5 [A Man's Shortcut] If you don't have a mortar and pestle, are man enough, and feel that you can control your gag reflex, then grab a glass of water, pop a nut in your mouth, chew it as fast as you can (don't bite down on it, crush it with your back teeth) and swallow. Repeat 3 times, then skip to step 8.
6. [Weighing the Product] Now that you have an unknown amount of nutmeg powder, you can either weigh out anywhere from 15-25 grams of nutmeg (Note: 25 grams + can cause vommiting, the runs, and some other crazy shit, so it is reserved for pirates, and requires 60 defence to consume.) or you can live on the edge, and measure it in teaspoons.(which are very innacurate since 1 teaspoon of lead for example weighs a lot more than 1 teaspoon of sugar) If you decide to measure it by teaspoons, you will want 3-5 teaspoons of nutmeg.
7. [Consuming] To ingest the nutmeg, I've heard of people putting it in milkshakes, chocolate milk, egg nog etc. But the thing with these people is that they are fags. Just take the spoon, put it in your face, turn it upside down, pour water in, swallow, repeat.
8. ["My mouth tastes like nutmeg :'( "] No shit, go and drink some more water. Drinking water will also help you from feeling drowsy the next day, so have a few bottles/glasses around.
9. [The wait] In the first 20 minutes after eating them, I usually feel a little rush, but it should take about 5 hours to feel the REAL effects kicking in.
10. ["Damn, I'm pretty fucked up off of this table spice!"] If you want to have some fun while you're high on nutmeg, it's usually better to be with a friend who took some at the same time as you, so you can both feel the effects at the same time, being outside is also fun if theres trees, or rivers. Cigarettes are like candy, and music is good too. Your eyes should also be bloodshot, and you will most likely have cotton mouth by now.
11. [The next morning] After waking up from sleeping wherever you passed out, you will probably still feel some of the effects, and have bloodshot eyes. Eye drops and some coffee are your answer.
LORDKAHUNA: This seems retarded and chock full of fail.
Drink booze you faggot.
or listerine, for that matter.
____________________ But the whole of modern so-called civilized existence is an attempt to deny reality insofar as it exists. When did Don last look at the stars, when did Norman last get soaked in a rainstorm?
LORDKAHUNA: This seems retarded and chock full of fail.
Drink booze you faggot.
You hit the nail on the head with this one. Especially the "faggot" part. Just kidding. But seriously, nutmeg is generally aknowledged as one of the worst psychoactive substances to be used for recreation.
Even if you are able to get the nutmeg down, which seems disgusting to me, the trip turns out to be a most unpleasant experience in like 98% of the cases I've read/heard. The come-up is supposedly extremely disorienting and uncomfortable. The trip itself is marked by extreme discomfort, irritability, extreme paranoia, sweating, utter confusion, vomitting, nausea, vulnerability (especially to getting spooked or downright scared), and a general loss of fun. It takes a potent mixture of childlike curiosity (retardation) and desperation for one to willingly embark on such a journey, let alone enjoy it. If you like discomfort THAT much, and are just that bored, why not just tie your weiner in a knot or something?
There are two psychoactive substances I know of that are reported to produce effects worse than nutmeg. Those are Datura (very powerful hallucinogen) and jenkem (no explanation necessary). But, hey, if you enjoy nutmeg why not take the plunge and suck your own shit gas? You might just like it. Then you can post a trip report for all to read and make witty comments about.
In short: Smoke reefer you faggot.
On 2007-10-18 at 13:26:45, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
I've tried weiner knots twice in the past, the first time it gave me a little bit of a buzz, but the second time it just plain hurt.
And I know that reefer, and booze beats nutmeg in any showdown. The point of this was to share the exact steps I took with people who have $5 dollars to spend, and a day to waste. Plus it made my balls feel good.
So think about it again, if you don't want your balls to feel good, then YOU my friend, are the faggot.
r0b0c0p: if you don't want your balls to feel good, then YOU my friend, are the faggot.
Heroic logic like this saved America from the cruel whims of the godless Jurassic period. +5 on the puto-meter, rawr!
____________________ To win, you must fight not only the creature you encounter; you must fight the most horrible thing that can be constructed from its corpse.
____________________ But the whole of modern so-called civilized existence is an attempt to deny reality insofar as it exists. When did Don last look at the stars, when did Norman last get soaked in a rainstorm?
On 2007-10-18 at 13:26:45, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
Seriously though, don't listen to this mofo. After hours of searching the FBI database, I found the YouTube video that statiktech made of himself trying nutmeg, enjoy.
r0b0c0ck: Nutmeg is neato and fun, and anyone who says differently is beyond poopy. LOLZ! Also, I am a cum dumpster.
Yeah, don't listen to me, listen to the cock goblin that started the most retarded/useless thread in the history of man. Next time you find yourself with an extra $5 to spend, put it in a jar. Do that enough times and you'll eventually be able to pay for a nice bike or skateboard to get you back and forth to your job at the local Walmart McDonalds.
