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10/15/2007 at 15:53
So the other day, I get this piece of dung in my inbox...

From: Ann Coulter
To: me
Subject: Subscription Confirmation
Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:35:26 +0100

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[2]Ann Coulter
Dear Fellow Conservative:

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I don't recall signing up to receive her weekly column -- I remember fiddling with something a few months ago, but it should have kicked in long before now -- but I'm looking forward to reading it. It's entirely possible that I'm simply uninformed about the book publishing industry, but with seven separate links to the same free book offer in her email, does this indicate her book isn't generating any sales, so they're using it as a freebie tacked onto the side of something that actually does generate money?

This morning produced another link-heavy piece of spam selling some pay email-membership thing. This time, the freebie was a free copy ("FREE copy") of "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming". Her 'column' is already proving unsatisfactory.






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10/15/2007 at 16:10

on the positive: paris hilton 'news' has almost completely dried up
on the negative: ann coulter 'news' has been steadily ramping up
conclusion: shitbirds, all






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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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10/25/2007 at 16:49

OK, I give up. This is really bad. This is like subscribing to the Home Shopping Network run by ignorant children. There hasn't been an iota of wit or wisdom or even class since I got on this list. In fact, the mailings have been almost daily, and every one is meant to sell me some book, or position some poorly-selling book as a free gift if only I pay to subscribe to some other higher-tier newsletter.

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P.P.S. Make a liberal even madder by subscribing for 70-weeks and also get bestselling book The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam,

I've been encouraged to buy every shitty neocon book ever written, I've been mannishly befriended by shit-picking Ann Coulter, I've been alternatingly terrorized and outraged Hillary Clinton's existence as a policy-making liberal, and now I've been darkly forewarned of America's incipient death by A-rab suffocation. You win, guys, unsubscribing.






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10/25/2007 at 22:24

But now you see the formula for bullshit demonizationation.

Plug and play the other side with global warming, corporations, "the rich", etc...


Remember when I showed you dihydrogen monoxide?

Welcome to my nightmare.






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