LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Linkswarm Vernacular LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < pervy porn bf   Conjecture > New Topic  Post Reply Linkswarm Vernacular         584 reads Wotak You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLE Posts: 797 Registered: 5/27/2005 Online 10/12/2007 at 23:17 This thread is for educational purposes. Like any community, Linkswarm has it's own unique vernacular. Often, I've noticed, newer users can be confused by some of the words used within this community and what those words have come to mean within the community. My hope is that others will add definitions of words and phrases unique to this community, or perhaps even coin new words to add to the list. The word I'd like to attempt to define is: :WOTAK: Wō-tak This is a word that can be used in many different ways but it is usually used as an adjective or even an adjectival noun. As an Adjective it is very flexible: 1- Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. 2- Not socially skilled: rejecting or lacking the capacity for social interaction. 3- Not suitable to the time, place, or occasion: inappropriate often to an absurd degree. 4- Harshly and haughtily arrogant. 5- Exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one's own worth or importance often in an overbearing manner. 6- Causing annoyance; irritatingly bothersome. 7- Intellectually pretentious, overconfident, conceited, etc., but immature. 8- Behavior that differs from a norm, especially behavior and attitudes that differ from accepted social standards. 9- Stupid, obtuse, or seemingly mentally defective behavior. As an Adjectival Noun: :WOTAK: is often used describe one who fits one or more of the above definitions. Example: "Stop the WOTAK." As a Verb: Example: "Stop WOTAKing up this fucking thread, nutmeat." As a Noun: Example: "I wish I could kick him right in the WOTAK." Synonyms: Gay, obtuse, retarded, clueless, faggoty, jerk, idiot, fool, inept, annoying, etc. Etymology: As far as we can tell this word comes from the Latin, Clavo-Apocalypticaen dialect, and was originally coined to describe unacceptable or annoying behavior. So, if you ever find yourself being accused of acting WOTAK - now you'll know why.   acheron Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLE Posts: 561 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline 10/13/2007 at 00:09 Well, I never had it spelled out quite so specifically, but this thread is wotak and isn't going to get any better. On 2007-10-12 at 19:09:49, acheron craps baby wotak monkeypigeon ____________________ I'm an INTJ. This explains why I'm alternating between silence and judging you. Direct URL tantrum I'm a big boy now! SSHOLE Posts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline 10/13/2007 at 01:31 Somehow your inclusion in things has lowered the status quo. It hard to tell if this new placating/self-depricating persona will pay long term dividends for you. At any rate, in seems to be paying off now given your newfound acceptance--but at what cost one may ask... Self respect maybe? The overriding feeling I get whenever you post is embarrassment. I just want to grab you and shake you and yell in your face, " Be a man!" Seriously, you make faggots deeply committed to herpes cringe in disgust and shame for you. And by the way, you still don't get it. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 10/13/2007 at 02:31 wotak: 5- Exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one's own worth or importance often in an overbearing manner. 7- Intellectually pretentious, overconfident, conceited, etc., but immature. Now you're singing my tune, sweetcheeks. I shouldn't be surprised, though, I suppose; I sang it to you often enough they'll be able to read it on the inside of your skull after you're dead (assuming the guys who run the monkey pits can read). tantrum: The overriding feeling I get whenever you post is embarrassment. I just want to grab you and shake you and yell in your face, " Be a man!" Yeah, this. New Leaf Wotak is an effective strategy in that it makes my war-balls retract into my body out of a creepy sense of embarrassment, but I personally found dipshit Wotak, while maddeningly obtuse, also more fun and dynamic than pushy-haze-victim self-deprecation-theater Wotak. Perhaps this is a wise revenge. I prefer my ick buried deep beneath rich layers of scorn. Why take it easy on me? ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 10/13/2007 at 02:36 Find your roots. How is this helpful? ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL trickbear SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 95 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline 10/13/2007 at 02:50 I made you a cartoon but nobody liked it. Now I'm off to Mexico for a week. On 2007-10-12 at 21:52:34, trickbear craps baby wotak monkeypigeon ____________________ Synergy means behavior of whole systems unpredicted by the behavior of their parts taken separately; except on holidays and weekends. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/13/2007 at 03:41 Fagabeefe: When "faggot" just won't do. Your mother's bullshit pussy: Your mother has a pussy and it's stuffed to the brim with bullshit. Dumbskull's bullshit pussy Unrelated to your mother's bullshit pussy, Dumbskull's bullshit pussy refers to the fact that prominent swarmer Dumbskull's pussy is mythical and does not exist. 200 roses: see "guitarjon" Damien see "Monthly NAMBLA Newsletter" Direct URL Wotak You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLE Posts: 797 Registered: 5/27/2005 Online 10/14/2007 at 22:09 tantrum: Somehow your inclusion in things has lowered the status quo. It hard to tell if this new placating/self-depricating persona will pay long term dividends for you. At any rate, in seems to be paying off now given your newfound acceptance--but at what cost one may ask... It's not self deprecation, it's owning up - shit hat - and the only pay-off is me not feeling guilty after I close my browser. tantrum: Self respect maybe? The overriding feeling I get whenever you post is embarrassment. I just want to grab you and shake you and yell in your face, " Be a man!" Seriously, you make faggots deeply committed to herpes cringe in disgust and shame for you. I am a man. I may not project internet manness as well as you desire, but I can get a hard-cock and fuck my hand as good as any male monkey. Please keep your herpes cringes out of this. tantrum: And by the way, you still don't get it. vasudeva: Now you're singing my tune, sweetcheeks. I shouldn't be surprised, though, I suppose; I sang it to you often enough they'll be able to read it on the inside of your skull after you're dead (assuming the guys who run the monkey pits can read. As long as I'm dead, I'll not stress about the guys in the monkey pit reading the insides of my head. There are some etchings there though and, yes, you might warrant a scribble or two. vasudeva: Yeah, this. New Leaf Wotak is an effective strategy in that it makes my war-balls retract into my body out of a creepy sense of embarrassment, but I personally found dipshit Wotak, while maddeningly obtuse, also more fun and dynamic than pushy-haze-victim self-deprecation-theater Wotak. There is no "pushy-haze-victim self-deprecation-theater Wotak". I was defining the adjective :WOTAK:" not speaking of my feelings about me in the present tense. I wouldn't even be participating in this swarm as Wotak if it were not for your request that I do so. But, now that I am, please stop gaying up this totally AWESOME thread by not explaining swarm vernacular. The etymology of SMURFBARF would be nice. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 10/15/2007 at 00:49 Wotak: There is no "pushy-haze-victim self-deprecation-theater Wotak". There is no spoon... and yet, it bends! I wouldn't even be participating in this swarm as Wotak if it were not for your request that I do so. Request? Errr, let's not go gilding any lilies... From: Wotak > I would like your opinion. How should I admit that I'm the > total douche bag formerly known as wotak? From: My own self If I were you, I guess I'd go back to using the wotak account How did this crappy 'request' word get approved? Just sayin'. The etymology of SMURFBARF would be nice. I imagine it would have to do with the digestive system of smurfs. It'd be nifty if the legendary smurfbarf himself would step up and represent, though. ON WITH THE SHOW! ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL Wotak You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLE Posts: 797 Registered: 5/27/2005 Online 10/15/2007 at 01:04 ^Yes, this is all true. Um, this thread sucks doesn't it? Why must all my threads begin as cool ideas and end up as lemon parties? Fucking nocal.... Somehow I will find a way to make you responsible for these gay ass threads. You BASTARD! On 2007-10-14 at 20:05:31, Wotak craps baby wotak monkeypigeon Direct URL JohnLenin Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLE Posts: 1085 Registered: 7/8/2005 Online 10/15/2007 at 02:19 Wotak: ^Yes, this is all true. Um, this thread sucks doesn't it? Why must all my threads begin as cool ideas and end up as lemon parties? Fucking nocal.... Somehow I will find a way to make you responsible for these gay ass threads. You BASTARD! On 2007-10-14 at 20:05:31, Wotak craps baby wotak monkeypigeon self-deprecation train has derailed. ____________________ [Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 10/15/2007 at 02:39 This thread can't officially suck until I am in it... so... there we go. File the paperwork. Direct URL Ninja Tender vittles Posts: 1 Registered: 10/15/2007 Offline 10/15/2007 at 11:45 my bff jill? On 2007-10-15 at 07:43:47, mundhra craps baby wotak monkeypigeon Direct URL Wotak You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLE Posts: 797 Registered: 5/27/2005 Online 10/15/2007 at 12:05 No Uart, ^ now it officially sucks. Direct URL BigDinWaunakee SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 139 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline 10/15/2007 at 16:05 Not intending to correct, realign, compensate, or even care about the history between wotak, LS, and its core members, but just providing a tale that slightly parallels your lovely story and this thread. Back in the dark ages, when I was in charge of younglings at college, I had one charge who was a real fucking asshole to everyone and everything. He also was an alcoholic, which explained many of his actions. Needless to say, he destroyed every relationship he had, because of his addiction and self-loathing. To me, it was my job to minimize his destruction on himself and the rest of my charges (60+ freshman and sophomores); at times it was fucking sad and amusing like a bad WC Fields movie. We all made it through the year, with only one suicide attempt by this guy and little collateral damage, except to his roommate (good friend who wouldn't abandon his mate). Anyway, around seven years later, after we all went our separate ways, I got a seven page, handwritten letter from this guy. In this heartfelt, honest letter, he listed and apologized for every, and I mean every transgression that he felt he committed towards me and my role/responsibility. Although I had grown up near recovering addicts, I never really paid attention to this part of recovery, mainly because I was never a recipient of the apology. The one thing I did learn about this process (an addicts's confession) , after reading and talking to counselors, is that the addict comes to the transgressed admitting their faults, seeks forgiveness, but understands if it is never granted. I was told that you don't have to forgive them, but if you want the best for their recovery, and in turn, something good for them, you will forgive them. It doesn't mean accepting them with open arms, but not to hold their past transgressions against them. In the end, I acknowledged this person's confession, forgave him for what he had done, and wished him only the best for the rest of his life. He moved on, and is currently doing good things with his life. Yeah, I could have been a dick, and for my amusement shat on his attempts, but I realized that my gain was not worth his loss. Plus, I lost my heartless-fuckitude at that point in life, so I just didn't have it in me. ____________________ Knight of Swollen Testes Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 10/15/2007 at 17:03 ^^ Wotakery? Direct URL Lefen I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLE Posts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline 10/15/2007 at 18:06 BigDinWaunakee: Nicely done. Insight is awesome. ____________________ < barfass> hey, fuck your crumpets, postman pat Direct URL < pervy porn bf   Conjecture > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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