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It's insane, this guy's taint


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10/9/2007 at 20:46
I was reading the link comments for the current front page link to the video of the hippo shitting in the water. Illustrious swarmer "Regulator" said:

YOU LIKED THIS AND REJECTED BEASTIE BOYS. WTF!


To which I immediately replied:

WOW HOW DID WE MISS THAT???

IS THAT SOME NEW BAND, THEY SOUND CUTTING EDGE IN FACT


because honestly, wtf, they've been around for nearly 30 years. I didn't know what link he was referring to, but did I really need to?

As it turns out, yes I did.

I was looking at the rejected links on the front page, and there it is, the link he was talking about.

It is THIS pile of shit. A google search result for "girls beastie boys."
What the fuck.

It made me think: what was the most worthless thing I ever submitted? I know that in the first few months I was a member here I submitted quite a few links, and I had quite a few rejected, which led me to stop submitting so much shit.

I came across this embarrassment, which I don't even recall swarming, as it was close to three years ago.

http://www.eviltron.com/bushsucks/

I didn't even link it because it's that fucking dumb. Obviously it was rejected. I can't even remember why I would have swarmed something like that.

So, what is the worst thing you have swarmed?

 
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10/9/2007 at 21:11

'sure you've been to google, and sure you've heard girls by the beastie boys 20,032 times in the last 13 years, but have you ever googled girls by the beastie boys???'

thats awesome.

looks like i'm the one shitting in the water here since i can't remember what link i offered that was rejected. can non-alphas look at their crapyarded shits?
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10/9/2007 at 21:37

sikki_nixx: 'sure you've been to google, and sure you've heard girls by the beastie boys 20,032 times in the last 13 years, but have you ever googled girls by the beastie boys???'

thats awesome.

looks like i'm the one shitting in the water here since i can't remember what link i offered that was rejected. can non-alphas look at their crapyarded shits?



here be your shitpiece


seriously though, regulator, wtf?






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10/9/2007 at 22:07

Check this fly internet snack out






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10/9/2007 at 22:33

This POS was the first of way to many shitty links submitted by the idiot formerly known as Wotak.

Someone please slap the gay off of me for bringing this chaotic truth up again.

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10/9/2007 at 22:51

741 links Swarmed, and not a single runt in the litter.

Okay, THIS ONE is gay.

Oh, and submitting a Google search? Not even FARK would accept that. When I saw that turd floating in the main queue I was certain it had to be a joke that I wasn't getting. Glad I was wrong.






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10/10/2007 at 07:01

here's a gem






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10/10/2007 at 23:28

THis was kind o' lame:

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10/11/2007 at 01:02

One day a couple years ago my brother Alphas were bitching about minutia of alpha que management. I thought the discussion was pointless and nit picky as well as seemingly endless.

When I finally felt like I'd had enough I submitted between 50 and 100 links to some of the most shittiest videos known to man,

I don't recall much bitching for quite a while after that






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10/11/2007 at 01:42

my contribution

In my defense, YouTube does not change the URL on the address bar when you click on a different video. Serves me right for swarming a YouTube link, I guess.







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10/11/2007 at 14:36

Please see

http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlinkcomments-39170-.html#116409






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10/11/2007 at 19:35

BigDinWaunakee: Please see

http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlinkcomments-39170-.html#116409




HOW DO I MAKED HERF?






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10/11/2007 at 20:00

I maked yu0 a herf










But I brokeded it.






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10/11/2007 at 21:24

A lot of you may consider this to be the worst thing I've ever done, but I can't help remaining a little proud of it, just cause, well, you know.






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10/11/2007 at 21:38








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10/12/2007 at 01:29

GOD DAMNIT! He got me again with that fucking lemonparty shit.
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10/12/2007 at 02:03








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10/12/2007 at 02:10

vasudeva: A lot of you may consider this to be the worst thing I've ever done, but I can't help remaining a little proud of it, just cause, well, you know.



I hate you. Really.






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10/12/2007 at 02:24

since that asshole (vasudeva) deleted it, i have to produce the screenshot of my finest swarmed link, ever - if only for the backlash of comments.
be sure to note the first two comments on the page = MAXIMUM LOL

GO COUGARS!






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10/12/2007 at 10:31

Yup, I coulda lived a whole fuking lifetime in relative happiness without seeing THAT shit.






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10/12/2007 at 11:54

Clavis_Apocalypticae: Yup, I coulda lived a whole fuking lifetime in relative happiness without seeing THAT shit.

But dude... GO COUGARS!!!

They're AWESOME.






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MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus


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10/13/2007 at 02:16

metatron: since that asshole (vasudeva) deleted it, i have to produce the screenshot of my finest swarmed link, ever - if only for the backlash of comments.
be sure to note the first two comments on the page = MAXIMUM LOL

GO COUGARS!


So, if you suck your own dick does that make you a fag?






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10/15/2007 at 04:27

metatron, with that LS, I just found the cover art for my 2007 Christmas cards. Thanks.






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