in3sting
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 10/9/2007 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 11:28 |
Hello,
I just started sending hits to linkswarm 4 days ago.
My link appeared on the referrers list, but now it's gone. It surely sends more than 30 hits a day, so it should be on the list, but no trace of it.
DO you happen to know what could be the problem?
Thanks!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 12:43 |
DO you happen to know what could be the problem?
Yes. The problem here is...
1) Suck a dick.
I'll break it down for you, since my response to your private message seems to have been too cryptic for you to comprehend...
Though you have in fact been able to send over 30 hits a day to LinkSwarm, you do this by tricking visitors here. Wrapping our URL around a couple pictures of naked chicks will send us traffic, sure -- but not the kind of traffic anyone wants, not us or your visitors, who are now looking at LinkSwarm wondering why it's not loaded with naked tits, and leave angrily -- probably leaving your site as well, you crazy douche.
Now, I'd be willing to look the other way if you had a decent chunk of content and were going to bring actual value to the world. When I last checked, you didn't. I look again, and I'd call it vaguely decent, though the "celebrity nudes" space isn't exactly chock-full of value and I could easily spend all day casting aspersions on you and yours as a direct consequence of your choices in this regard.
Don't game the system. If you send legitimate traffic here, without tricking people, I'll leave your URL up.
Until then, fuck you.
Thanks!
You're welcome!
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 14:29 |
whereas:
i must proclaim OHSNAP! upon thee.
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 303 Registered: 1/6/2005 Online
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10/9/2007 at 17:00 |
I've told at least 3 or 4 people about linkswarm.com & no less than two of which have posted link comments, but haven't received my handjob.
Anxiously awaiting my check for one thousand awesomedollar$
Thanks!
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in3sting
Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 10/9/2007 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 18:19 |
Well,
Your reply probably got in the spam folder as I'm sure you've used words like: go suck dick, eat shit, cocksucker. If that's your vocabulary, it's ok, i'll deal with it.
I understand your point of view and I respect it.
I'll remove the tricky picture links, and i'll use textlinks.
Hope it's ok with you.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 18:35 |
in3sting: Well,
Your reply probably got in the spam folder as I'm sure you've used words like: go suck dick, eat shit, cocksucker. If that's your vocabulary, it's ok, i'll deal with it.
vasudeva: my response to your private message seems to have been too cryptic for you to comprehend...
in3sting: I'll remove the tricky picture links, and i'll use textlinks.
Yo. Raise da roof.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 23:18 |
Boomshakalaka.
That site sucks by the way, but whatever.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 23:19 |
in3sting: Well,
Your reply probably got in the spam folder as I'm sure you've used words like: go suck dick, eat shit, cocksucker. If that's your vocabulary, it's ok, i'll deal with it.
I understand your point of view and I respect it.
I'll remove the tricky picture links, and i'll use textlinks.
Hope it's ok with you.
Wait a second there tricky dick. What will these "text links" actually say? Will they look like this:
FREE PORN NO REGISTRATION PICS AND VIDEOS
Cause I would endorse that.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 23:22 |
truenative: I've told at least 3 or 4 people about linkswarm.com & no less than two of which have posted link comments, but haven't received my handjob.
Dumbskull will be dispatched immediately to rectify this oversight. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 698 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 23:43 |
truenative: I've told at least 3 or 4 people about linkswarm.com & no less than two of which have posted link comments, but haven't received my handjob.
I think you'd better get busy giving those 3 or 4 people the hand jobs you owe them, then. lal |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 23:56 |
Your reply probably got in the spam folder as I'm sure you've used words like: go suck dick, eat shit, cocksucker. If that's your vocabulary, it's ok, i'll deal with it.
I understand your point of view and I respect it.
dude your language offends me, it's totally offensive and vulgar.
so like i was saying, tricking people into clicking on pics of chicks getting fucked is my business, but i guess i can make an exception for you  |
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