statiktech
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 20:20 |
I'm new here. I don't wanna be new, but I am. Sue me. The good news is that I'm not like that new kid in school that looks kinda weird, and smells like pickled eggs, but nobody tells him because he's all weird. I'm more like the new kid in school that has well managed hair and a leather jacket...and probably plays hockey or whatever.
A few things about me:
- I am a robot enthusiast. I like to build, draw, think about, and look at robots.
- I have incredible reflexes. I can easily dodge a bullet. Well, I've never actually dodged an actual "bullet", as guns are dangerous; but I seriously bet I could.
- I hate all that is smaller/weaker than me, not because it brings me any personal satisfaction, but because it's the right thing to do.
- I've been cruising linkswarm daily at work for a while now and you kids are hilarious, so I figured I'd give the forum a whirl.
Introduction sequence complete.
On 2007-10-01 at 15:26:57, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos   SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 20:29 |
+1 for proper newb intro.
You'll still probably get raped, tho.
Welcome.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 20:33 |
welcome.
show us some robots.
thanks.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 20:53 |
ROBOTS OR GTFO
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 21:37 |
I'm new here. I don't wanna be new, but I am. Sue me. The good news is that I'm not like that new kid in school that looks kinda weird, and smells like pickled eggs, but nobody tells him because he's all weird. I'm more like the new kid in school that has well managed hair and a leather jacket...and probably plays hockey or whatever.
Why the canucks in here might be prone to irrational onanism over your mention of their national pastime, I would like to remind you that in some places (NJ) being the kid that plays hockey (let alone a NEW kid who played hockey) would definitely make you a loser.
A few things about me:
- I am a robot enthusiast. I like to build, draw, think about, and look at robots.
Sex robots?
- I have incredible reflexes. I can easily dodge a bullet. Well, I've never actually dodged an actual "bullet", as guns are dangerous; but I seriously bet I could. I would like to test this theory -- and video tape it for the internet...
- I hate all that is smaller/weaker than me, not because it brings me any personal satisfaction, but because it's the right thing to do.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 857 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 22:42 |
Beware, Vas likes to stick his feet in peoples mouth.
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statiktech
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 23:16 |
Good thing for me, getting raped is probably, like, one of my favorite....things.
Sorry, no sex robots yet. Emphasis on YET.
Here is a little something that I've been working on though, for all of you who requested robot evidence (and rightly so - there are sooo many robot posers out there).
This particular robot is designed for combat (obviously). All I gotta do is say the code word, and this robot would grind your asshole into a fine paste, then crap it back into your mouth. Some serious shit.
Oh, and PS: I specifically said "hockey or whatever". "Whatever" could mean anything that ranges from awesome to quite awesome (ex. bear wrestling, gun polishing, shark boarding, etc.).
~Toodles~
On 2007-10-01 at 18:18:50, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon |
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casmhar
Lost In Space  SSHOLEPosts: 22 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 23:23 |
Welcome new robot dude and thingy
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 23:58 |
dent: Beware, Vas likes to stick his feet in peoples mouth.
Beware, Dent likes to eat poopfritters from Amy Smart's Brown Balloon Knot.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 00:04 |
statiktech: Good thing for me, getting raped is probably, like, one of my favorite....things.
Sorry, no sex robots yet. Emphasis on YET.
Here is a little something that I've been working on though, for all of you who requested robot evidence (and rightly so - there are sooo many robot posers out there).
This particular robot is designed for combat (obviously). All I gotta do is say the code word, and this robot would grind your asshole into a fine paste, then crap it back into your mouth. Some serious shit.
Oh, and PS: I specifically said "hockey or whatever". "Whatever" could mean anything that ranges from awesome to quite awesome (ex. bear wrestling, gun polishing, shark boarding, etc.).
~Toodles~
On 2007-10-01 at 18:18:50, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
That's result #6 when you do a Google Image search for "robot". I smell troll, but I'll be goddamned if I can figure out why.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 00:20 |
Welcome to the swarm. Are you an anteater or not?
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 857 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 01:16 |
Beware, Dent likes to eat poopfritters from Amy Smart's Brown Balloon Knot.
Aww baby, you remembered!!
P.S. How can one not want their backpussy smashed into a small paste?
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witty_screen_name
MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus  SSHOLEPosts: 89 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 01:54 |
Cool Statiktech. here is a picture of the robot I have been working on. Don't let the "Honda" stamp on the front fool you. I built him out of old lawnmower parts.
He's got LAAAZER vision for hi-tech ass-smashery. He will prison bitch your robot any day.
Did I mention that this is not at all a lie...yep, all true. |
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statiktech
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 15:13 |
That's result #6 when you do a Google Image search for "robot". I smell troll, but I'll be goddamned if I can figure out why.
That's it guys, Nancy Drew here cracked the case. It's a "joke", relax. Although, I must admit my pleasure in finding that you went to Google to research my claims. Sorry everyone, I didn't build that robot. I just designed it.
Are you an anteater or not?
Not sure what that is even supposed to mean, but I'd say go with your intuition on this one.
Spoiler: The answer is yes.
P.S. How can one not want their backpussy smashed into a small paste?
Good question, but believe it or not, tons of people treasure their sulfer holes just that much. Shit, Donald Trump even has a robot that will rebuild his dark-star for him in the event that a robot such as mine gets ahold of it.
hi-tech ass-smashery
Sweet.
He will prison bitch your robot any day.
False. Frowny face  .
On 2007-10-02 at 10:17:09, statiktech craps baby wotak monkeypigeon |
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 15:44 |
:WOTAK1.0:
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 15:49 |
This particular robot is designed for combat (obviously). All I gotta do is say the code word, and this robot would grind your asshole into a fine paste, then crap it back into your mouth. Some serious shit.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Online
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10/2/2007 at 16:18 |
Hey, fuck you.
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statiktech
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 16:57 |
government_death_robot: Hey, fuck you.
Buy me dinner and maybe take me to a romantic movie or something. Then I may consider it. |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 698 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 19:42 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: :WOTAK1.0:
Is not I, Jedi Master. |
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Professor
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 1/19/2006 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 20:58 |
You called us 'kids.' Are you like Dumbskull old, or just Vas old? |
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statiktech
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/3/2007 at 13:00 |
Haha, no, i'm only in my mid 20's. That's just how I talk. |
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