krysteria
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 9/30/2007 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 12:27 |
So my bf is about 11 yrs older than me, (i'm in my early 20's) and we pretty much never have sex. Whatever, I can do it my self, that i can live with... See thing is,. he's a harsh closet perv porn addict, and pretty sure he's banging other pussy behind my back, whatever,so he's also a douchebag. But here's the thing, he will sit in the same room as me and his friends, and dl porn and shit and act all sketchy like it's a thrill for him, i can tell he's doing these things cuz he has this certain creepy look, and he drools a bit.. (HA) This makes me really uncomfy in a way cuz he has trouble enough enough having sex, yet whoa, there he goes.. I mean i know i'm not a perfect 10, i'd say maybe an 8, (he's not the most handsome fella, but i love him) So now i feel no where near good enough since it's these plastic barbie doll huge tits perfect everything bimbo porn stars that makes him all riled up. I dunno the whole acting all weird and so obviously doing something a lil out of the comfort zone for everyone just freaks me out.. did i mention, he's about as subtle as a Saskwach a Dolce and Gabbana store.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 14:20 |
Yeah. So today is almost October, as fall approaches--men crave the sights and sounds of sex they haven't truly earned. Pornography is the distorted appeal of the gratification without attachment. It's rudderless.
MAKE IMPACT WITH A MALE FIGURE LIKE JESUS.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1085 Registered: 7/8/2005 Online
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9/30/2007 at 17:24 |
wow, a sexless relationship with a drooling, porn-addicted douchebag. way to go.
if you're really an 8, ditch this dead weight and upgrade.
edit: I forgotted an 'r' lol!
On 2007-10-06 at 22:07:47, JohnLenin craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 17:27 |
If you're in a sexless relationship, why don't you do something about it?
Dump that mess and come shag me, FTW.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 17:32 |
IM SHITTING SWEAT OUT MY ASSHOLE
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krysteria
Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 9/30/2007 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 17:49 |
Sure a sexless relationship kinda puts a damper on all the fun... I'm not going to lie.. its not 100% sexless, i'm lucky if i get it twice a month.. As for the ditching him to shag someone more worth while.. There's a little more to just chucking your feelings aside..
Am I being a wee bit selfish on this matter? He has a bad heart, and high blood pressure..? Perhaps part of the problem is just out of his control..
Bah, fuck it. Anyone got any words of wisdom either way?
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TheBitchisHere
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 50 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 17:55 |
1. Don't get married to him cuz sex as you know it will be over.
2. Your not going to change him so don't be thinking you can.
3. You can only change yourself so you have a decision to make.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 17:58 |
I know all about being in a sexless relationship with internet addicted douche bag.
Kick him out or pack your shit and leave; then you can get as much USDA prime man meat as your stretched out vaggie can handle!
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TheBitchisHere
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 50 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 18:02 |
Second thoughts if you stay with him just cheat.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 21:19 |
Dumbskull is an expert on this...
Methinks he's a closet gay though. |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 01:34 |
based on this forum topic and on your journal entry, you are a dumb, incomprehensible slut. my advice for you is to stop dating and start reading. the likelihood of either of these pieces of advice being followed is probably nonexistent, so i'll give you some more advice:
yeah fuck the job at the salon, you're better than a receptionist, they can't tell you what the fuck to do. besides, you can just collect unemployment for a while, it's not like the husband has trouble paying the rent. i mean it's subsidized housing, so like, the government pays for that shit anyway. it would be cool if you guys could actually get married someday though, so the kids can have a family again. i know he's not going to move in with you or whatever, unless he breaks out, but it's like, he was totally innocent anyway, so let's just forget about that. i mean overall he's a changed person, so it's not really fair they won't let you have conjugal visits...well i know, i know, he doesn't want them, but the principle...besides, his health is so poor right? it's a good thing he has someone like you to stand by him, what with his friends and family heading for the hills at the first syllable of peder--yeah i know, he's not, like i said, he's innocent. |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 01:46 |
hahaha
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 01:54 |
krysteria: Sure a sexless relationship kinda puts a damper on all the fun... I'm not going to lie.. its not 100% sexless, i'm lucky if i get it twice a month.. As for the ditching him to shag someone more worth while.. There's a little more to just chucking your feelings aside..
Am I being a wee bit selfish on this matter? He has a bad heart, and high blood pressure..? Perhaps part of the problem is just out of his control..
Bah, fuck it. Anyone got any words of wisdom either way?
I'll fuck ya 4 times a month if you can cook
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 02:17 |
Acidburn: krysteria: Sure a sexless relationship kinda puts a damper on all the fun... I'm not going to lie.. its not 100% sexless, i'm lucky if i get it twice a month.. As for the ditching him to shag someone more worth while.. There's a little more to just chucking your feelings aside..
Am I being a wee bit selfish on this matter? He has a bad heart, and high blood pressure..? Perhaps part of the problem is just out of his control..
Bah, fuck it. Anyone got any words of wisdom either way?
I'll fuck ya 4 times a month if you can cook
6 times if you can cook AND you are really an 8. |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 02:31 |
Anyone got any words of wisdom either way?
You are a perfect storm of special emotional needs. What gives you the right to ask for romance when you completely ignore intimacy? You rape your self-esteem every time you think you're desirable. A self-fulfilling vagina, I'd say.
Did you know God created woman as a metaphor for that feeling you get when lose. It's true. Everything rides on self deceptions.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 03:00 |
i actually read your whole first post a second time, and i actually felt a little angry. your boyfriend is ugly, old, in poor health, won't fuck you, is creepy, drools (wtf), downloads porn around friends. are you legitimately retarded? like, physical damage to your brain somewhere?
then i realized how much time i have actually spent replying to what is probably a bunch of really shitty trolls by someone's alt account, because EVEN RETARDED PEOPLE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU so this basically has to be fake |
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autoshoes
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 68 Registered: 6/24/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 18:01 |
^^ 2nd
and i know people at that age or older that'll bang you 6 times a day.
On 2007-10-01 at 13:02:51, autoshoes craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
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Ganglia
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 12/13/2006 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 19:09 |
well, lets feed the trollbitch.
retarded is such a wide definition... maybe she is just one of those girls who have been raped in a dark alley one too many times, smokes fields of grass and is quite comfy with the lack of hands on sexuality.
the real issue is the attention neglect... sooo come to LS and put forth your misery... here we will shower you with stale piss and tell you what a good little whore you are.
if you want his attention... look trough his fucking porn.
the picture you first spot as being 'too nasty' is the thing you do to him next time around... attention aquired.
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this is btw a fantastic relations-sport and is the reason one should always make a shortcut on your desktop linking straigh into your 'porn_best'-section.
see... women have a peculiar tendency to ignore the bulk mass of a guys porncollection and focussing entirely on that one picture that is the compilation of not nice / too rude / etc.
(gag stuff is a classic offender)
that picture is what you must do to her next... in the name of love of course.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 19:28 |
nocal: yeah fuck the job at the salon, you're better than a receptionist, they can't tell you what the fuck to do. besides, you can just collect unemployment for a while, it's not like the husband has trouble paying the rent. i mean it's subsidized housing, so like, the government pays for that shit anyway. it would be cool if you guys could actually get married someday though, so the kids can have a family again. i know he's not going to move in with you or whatever, unless he breaks out, but it's like, he was totally innocent anyway, so let's just forget about that. i mean overall he's a changed person, so it's not really fair they won't let you have conjugal visits...well i know, i know, he doesn't want them, but the principle...besides, his health is so poor right? it's a good thing he has someone like you to stand by him, what with his friends and family heading for the hills at the first syllable of peder--yeah i know, he's not, like i said, he's innocent.
You win this thread and should keep this reply handy as a template for all future such threads.
EDIT: Oops, I mean all future threads like such as.
On 2007-10-01 at 14:28:52, vasudeva craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 21:41 |
You should date Nocal... He's MARRIAGE Material  |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 21:46 |
nocal: i actually read your whole first post a second time, and i actually felt a little angry. your boyfriend is ugly, old, in poor health, won't fuck you, is creepy, drools (wtf), downloads porn around friends. are you legitimately retarded? like, physical damage to your brain somewhere?
then i realized how much time i have actually spent replying to what is probably a bunch of really shitty trolls by someone's alt account, because EVEN RETARDED PEOPLE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU so this basically has to be fake
Welcome to Win. Population: nocal's posting.
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graycube
Tender vittles  Posts: 10 Registered: 9/18/2005 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 00:48 |
I think the poster forgot to mention that the loser bf may actually have lots of money. In spite of his personality faults, money can make up for a lot....
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TheBitchisHere
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 50 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 01:02 |
slippedhole: You are a perfect storm of special emotional needs. What gives you the right to ask for romance when you completely ignore intimacy? You rape your self-esteem every time you think you're desirable. A self-fulfilling vagina, I'd say.
Did you know God created woman as a metaphor for that feeling you get when lose. It's true. Everything rides on self deceptions.
poetic wisdom
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/4/2007 at 18:27 |
From: krysteria
To: me
Subject: Reported post...
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 13:09:32 -0500 (CDT)
The following post has been reported by a user, please inspect it: http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=XForum&file=viewthread&tid=2885
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Dear Lady, your ability to make clear and concise judgments is as solid as ever. (Fart-hag.)
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SoggyBiscuitz
Tender vittles  Posts: 22 Registered: 6/30/2007 Offline
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10/7/2007 at 02:40 |
nappy headed ho |
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statiktech
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline
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10/9/2007 at 13:15 |
I mean i know i'm not a perfect 10, i'd say maybe an 8...
The difference between an 8 and a 10 is in whether or not you are willing to let someone crap on your chest during sex. No wonder he's feeling unfulfilled and resorting to porn. Let the guy crap on you once in a blue moon for God sakes. Maybe you could even crap on him a little just to say "Hey, I care." |
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