LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Six Word Stories LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < New Colors   LS Britney Spears Death pool > New Topic  Post Reply Six Word Stories         614 reads JohnLenin Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLE Posts: 1011 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline 9/25/2007 at 22:58 I liked that short stories link we had recently and so I'm making this thread for everyone to contribute some awesome originals. I like the 6 word format, but do whatever the fuck you want. here are mine: Farted. Ruined pants. New shop rag. Lost my dog. Let's order Chinese. autofellatio is hard... where's my wallet? sunset was romantic. mugging was not. She hated anal. Like I cared. On 2007-09-25 at 18:01:58, JohnLenin craps baby wotak monkeypigeon On 2007-09-27 at 16:26:10, JohnLenin craps baby wotak monkeypigeon ____________________ Marf> omg <3 u 4 ever   Clavis_Apocalypticae Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLE Posts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline 9/25/2007 at 23:02 I was here. No one remembers. ____________________ My liver is full of dried fartpudding. Scorched Earth was a savage success. Direct URL TriggerHappy Tender vittles Posts: 1 Registered: 9/17/2007 Offline 9/25/2007 at 23:52 I'm baked. Fuck This is hard. Direct URL TheBitchisHere Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline 9/26/2007 at 00:07 Love this shit, tossed word salad. Words never tell the whole story. Live spelt backwards is evil, yeah! O.J. goes down, paybacks a bitch. ____________________ One man's love-bombing is another man's being showered with attention. Direct URL TheBitchisHere Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 11/18/2006 Offline 9/26/2007 at 00:10 Reality sucks, fantasy saves the day. ____________________ One man's love-bombing is another man's being showered with attention. Direct URL Clavis_Apocalypticae Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLE Posts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline 9/26/2007 at 02:26 I had a sneaking suspicion this thread would rapidly degenerate into "6 Random Words"; however, not even my hyperactive cynicism could have prepared me for the rapidity with which it has occurred. :sadwotakbabymonkeypidgeon: ____________________ My liver is full of dried fartpudding. Scorched Earth was a savage success. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/26/2007 at 02:49 guitarjon creates a thread: instant shit clavis is as cranky as usual this has become "haiku for retards" Nocal exemplifies. you wish this was a sentence On 2007-09-26 at 00:25:12, nocal craps baby wotak monkeypigeon Direct URL shitbox my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLE Posts: 914 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 9/26/2007 at 03:19 What would Jesus do? Fuck it... I used to sell drugs. Shit happened. Nocal exemplifies. Education is a waste. ____________________ "Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?" Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson Direct URL The_GoBotSodomizer SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 64 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline 9/26/2007 at 06:59 Wasted on a weeknight; tomorrow's gonna blow. Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 486 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 9/26/2007 at 11:53 Knock Knock! Who's There? Colon Cancer. Direct URL Professor Tender vittles Posts: 29 Registered: 1/19/2006 Offline 9/26/2007 at 14:58 Car, door, seat, key, ignition: BOOM. I'm white. Wifey's white. Baby's mulatto...? "Who're you?" said the dead athiest. Redneck surgeon: "Pass the duct tape." Direct URL coolhand77 Tender vittles Posts: 7 Registered: 11/8/2006 Offline 9/26/2007 at 20:15 Hold my beer and watch this. Direct URL nexis SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 71 Registered: 5/17/2005 Offline 9/26/2007 at 21:13 coolhand77: Hold my beer and watch this. you might be a red neck. Direct URL witty_screen_name MEEP MEEP here comes the fartbus SSHOLE Posts: 73 Registered: 9/6/2007 Offline 9/27/2007 at 03:26 Really. My dick tastes like candy. Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1114 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 9/27/2007 at 14:45 swing real hard, ball go far ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL JohnLenin Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLE Posts: 1011 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline 9/27/2007 at 21:23 Desert heat, dehydration, no reception. Lost. Broken string. The crowd can wait. ____________________ Marf> omg <3 u 4 ever Direct URL MrTickles Tender vittles Posts: 1 Registered: 9/27/2007 Offline 9/27/2007 at 23:29 My Balls Hurt. Madeline Albright's hot. ____________________ ow! Direct URL < New Colors   LS Britney Spears Death pool > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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