The last couple shout box posts got me thinking that maybe it's time to update the Crayola 96 and put in colors that people can relate to in the 21st century.
Like maybe
Baghdad Street Dried Blood Red
Suicide Bomber Viscera Greenish-purple
Burned Village Charcoal Gray
Politician Breezy Rainbow (Changes color depending on which way the wind is blowing)
Gay Republican Secret Pink
Ineffective Democrat Really Sad Blue
Washington Madam Black Book Black
Polar Ice Cap White ( gets smaller whether you use it or not)
Polar Bear White ( to be discontinued in about 10 years)
Rising Sea Level Deep sea Blue
Formerly Florida Sea Green
____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night.
If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
