Steel
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9/10/2007 at 13:58 |
Lets share!
My laptop is so fucking hot from overehating that it is uncomfortable to sit longer that 30 fucking minutes in front of it!
The temperature around my desk is actually hotter that everywhere else in the fucking building and my new laptop won't be in for awhile, so here I sit sweating my fucking balls off.
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG! I gotta go sit out in the cold for a bit.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 703 Registered: 2/7/2004 Online
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9/10/2007 at 14:52 |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/10/2007 at 15:38 |
So that explains who smokes Marlboro menthols these days -- the same kids who dream of everything having a window cut-out and blue neon inside.
Actually, I really should have guessed that on my own.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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9/10/2007 at 15:43 |
1) The wire cage around the robot cells, we call it the Pink French Fry Maker. I sometimes have horriffic daydreams where I get to be the human potato mushed throught this.
2) LIVE electroplating components (they dont kill you, just lift you out of your skin).
3) Cancer causing chemicals (sometimes I can hear my death-clock ticking).
4) Explosive shit, cause like wtf (amirite?).
5) Clouds of metal dust from the polishing department.
6) The worst coffee on the planet.
7) Bathroom stall wall boogers.
On 2007-09-10 at 10:44:14, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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9/10/2007 at 20:39 |
Forklifts....And parts interpreters.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 236 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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9/12/2007 at 04:02 |
Consulting firm drawn plans.
States often outsource their highway plans to a firm of hired geeks who are often undertrained on standard state department of transportation regulations.
The worst part, these bastards have to argue their mistakes till litigation to justify the firm's contract.
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