Steel
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8/29/2007 at 19:16 |
How many pairs of footwear do you own? Lads? Lasses? Personally I have:
One pair of gym/badminton shoes
One pair of fake AirWalks I useu for work
One pair black Crocs
One pair black interview shoes!
Any dudes out there that have as many pairs as their woman?
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 877 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 19:57 |
First of all, any male who wears Crocs has issues (they take it in the ass/face), I don't care how comfortable they may be.
One pair of raggety sneakers for yard work
One pair of new sneakers (New Balance) for work
One pair of flip-flops for the pool (don't want to get shit in the water)
One pair of hiking boots
One pair of steel toe boots for general manly stuff that I hardly ever wear
Couple pairs of nice boots for the office
3-4 pairs of golf shoes
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 322 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 20:24 |
Two pair of what I like to call Crackhead shoes (Old Nikes for yardwork)
One pair of newer Nikes for my trips to the liquor store.
One pair of dress shoes for when...not sure when.
One pair of house shoes to keep my little piggies warm in the winter.(my computer war room is the coldest room in the house)
One pair of steel toe boots for when I want to kick the living shit out of something and don`t want to break my toe.(my dad gets a "boot allowance" from his work and he gets $115 pair of steel toe boots every year.Sadly,he is retiring in October so my days of trading them in at shoe stores is over.)
I always wondered if golf shoes would improve my game.Maybe one day I will try it out.
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awshit
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 8/25/2007 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 20:58 |
1) Black leather office shoes
2) Running shoes (cheap no-namers)
3) Golf shoes
4) 10 year old boots for lawn care
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 460 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 22:09 |
One pair of steel-toed boots (work)
One pair of black Oxfords
One pair of Solomon hiking shoes
One pair of Teva sandals
One pair of leather Jesus sandals
One pair of Ecco running shoes
One pair of brown leather chuka boots
One pair of flip flops
One pair of water shoes (only worn when going to the water park)
I think that's it.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 22:44 |
One pair of black dress shoes for work
One pair of "hiking" type shoes that I hate, never wear
One pair of old grandpa orthopedic-style tennis shoes, complete with velcro straps. They're very comfortable.
I should probably get some more shoes.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1085 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 22:56 |
one pair of sneakers
one pair of dress shoes
one pair of flip-flops
woot
edit:
steel: badminton shoes
On 2007-08-30 at 04:31:36, JohnLenin craps monkey baby
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awshit
Tender vittles Posts: 11 Registered: 8/25/2007 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 23:13 |
Wrecker: more shoes than my wife
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/29/2007 at 23:31 |
1 pair four-year-old shoes for work.
2 pair comfy shoes.
1 pair b00ts.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 00:43 |
Oh fuck, I sense entrapment.
3 pairs nike hiking boots
I dunno why, I guess I really like em
2 pair of Docs, for work.
I couldn't call myself a canuck if I didn't possess a pair of these.
1 pair of super comfortable brown driving shoes
1 pair wingtips
1 pair square toe oxfords
Um...um...um...eh...er...two pair of these:
Don't u fucking look at me like that! These are the most comfortable shoes ever concieved.
1 pair flipflops
1 one pair of these
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 489 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 00:52 |
1 pair of black dress shoes
1 pair of brown dress shoes
1 pair of low-top dr. martens
1 pair of birkenstock sandals (COMFY!)
2 pair of flip-flops (for work. seriously)
1 pair of new balance running shoes (yard work)
1 pair of nike air max running shoes (playin')
1 pair of adidas climacool heavy-duty trail running shoes (i've worn them a whole two times. no usage designation yet.)
1 pair of nike shox running shoes (playin')
1 pair of nike air flight basketball shoes
1 pair of sketches low-top emo/bowling shoes (to be worn only with jeans)
1 pair of low-top nike cortez (classic white yo)
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 01:17 |
1 pair steeltoe red Docs, worn to shit. Supposedly these get cooler as they age but these gave me the fuck out of some shinsplints at BBP5.1 and I'd like to get a shiny new pair. This pair was $37 off eBay.
A second pair the above, in, black, almost entirely unworn because red is just too awesome to pass up. $65 off eBay.
1 pair brownish office-casual version of the above, almost entirely unworn. $110 at the mall.
1 pair New Balance running shoes, white, wierd mulatto chick powersold me them at the mall and I didn't realize what she was doing til I got home. They're good shoes though, and have never left the gym so they're remarkably well-formed still.
1 pair New Balance not-running shoes. These were bought last-minute in Puerto Rico when we realized flip-flops weren't the thing for rainforests. Now my main shoe until winter, when I bust out the red steeltoes above and contemplate replacing them all over again.
Indeterminate number of pairs of flip-flops and sandals, usually preppy, which are handy for running down to the laundry and such but I can't make myself wear for extended periods because gosh darnit I like my feet protected against monsters.
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 436 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 02:15 |
One pair cheap tennis shoes. Wear till they can't be worn no more, then get a new pair. |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 04:28 |
one pair worn out new balance running shoes for yard work
one pair new-ish new balance running shoes for general use
one pair black steve madden shoes for teh gay
one pair mephisto sandals for relaxed comfort
one pair white converse canvas shoes for what the fuck ever
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GENERAL NOTES:
I have considered crocks, are they really awesome?
I hate docs, they have hard soles and make my feet hurt
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 09:05 |
1 pair of newish sneakers for general day to day stuff.
1 pair of oldish sneakers for jogging and home stuff.
1 pair of ragged sneakers that are heaps warm for waking up and cold night wearing
1 pair of thongs for thonging it up
1 pair of nice dressy boots for outings
1 pair of scummy old black dress shoes for working inside places.
1 pair of black joggers for working on the street or external areas where I have to run.
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen  SSHOLEPosts: 164 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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8/30/2007 at 22:05 |
About a year ago, I counted all of my shoes and had 47 pairs varying in style (and color) from red China doll shoes to black knee-high, lace-up shit kickers. I have since purchased five more pairs; every outfit needs its own special shoe or three.
I hoard them like they were gold (even if they give me huge blisters and I can wear them only for a couple of hours). Go figure.
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Ganglia
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 12/13/2006 Offline
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8/31/2007 at 04:06 |
one pair of all purpose consealed metal-snout-cap shoes, aka safety shoes, but they look like your std. office shoe.
+ shitloads of soles for em.
i had some other pairs a few years ago... but ever since the super annoying event of someone stepping on my toes diappeared, i never went back.
they fit any dresscode at bars and clubs and are comfy, thus i never need to pay attention to them.
rubberboots (?)... for standing in water n such, but that is pretty rare.
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The_GoBotSodomizer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 66 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline
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8/31/2007 at 05:16 |
1 (one) pair of rubber hip waders to slog through internet bullshit.
1 (one) pair of pink stiletto heels, because I like to feel pretty on weekends. |
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Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone  SSHOLEPosts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
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8/31/2007 at 07:04 |
1 pair all black vans covered in woodstain and dust for everyday use
1 pair docs for special occasions
1 pair air force issue jump boots for playtime in the snow and mouf kickin
I dont own sandals, if i wanted to see youre nasty gnarled feet id crack you and unshod you. Theres no excuse for crocs, hideous trendy fag moccasin they look like theyre made by tupperware.
On 2007-08-31 at 02:07:15, Caladbolg craps monkey baby
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/31/2007 at 13:10 |
Caladbolg: Theres no excuse for crocs, hideous trendy fag moccasin they look like theyre made by tupperware.
This will in all likelihood become a referendum on crocs, but there is exactly one reason for wearing crocs, and it's the absolute best reason there is: they are comfortable as shit -- like therapeutically so. If I had to do a lot of standing around, or pavement walking, I would want crocs.
However, I'm not quite man enough to suffer the fag appearance without great need.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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9/1/2007 at 00:24 |
Sneakers for any occasion:
1 pair old, ragged, extremely comfortable Champions
1 pair Converse chucks (pictured)
1 pait Converse all-stars (blue)
1 pair Nauticas (black, red trim)
1 pair Encaps (gray)
2 pair beach shoes
2 pair comfy business casual (Dockers and Wonderlite)
1 pair dress black, sad, forlorn and unworn for years
1 pair bowling shoes
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