qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 02:20  |
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I've dealt with stalkers and psycho's before and now I'm concerned that if I fuck her then she's going to want to marry me as part of the culture?
Anyone care to shed some light on the situation?
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MistaCharisma
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 62 Registered: 9/28/2005 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 02:25 |
Go for it. If she mentions marriage just slit her throat and give her one more go while she's still warm
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 200 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 02:44 |
Cross-cultural dating is a loaded bag.
I dated a Spanish girl in college for a brief period. She was sweet and cute and allowed me some insights into Spanish culture, but her breath was a weird kind of funky. I just couldn't get over the smell of it. It wasn't altogether foul, not even bad... But it was different and kissing her was immediately frustrating.
This coupled with the fact that she judged my core group based on her own ideas on social interaction told me that, no matter how cute she was, a serious relationship would involve sacrifices in my own, burgeoning, ideal of relationship.
I guess the moral is: Don't fuck anyone who might make you clear your standards.
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awshit
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 8/25/2007 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 05:15 |
You might want to make sure she has a cock before you get all woozy. If she doesn't have the equipment you require, you're not going to make that love connection. |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope   SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 11:30 |
Two words: Kama Sutra.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 16:24 |
MistaCharisma: Go for it. If she mentions marriage just slit her throat and give her one more go while she's still warm
This will only work if you are of a higher Caste than her. |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 895 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 18:38 |
Dude, Indian girls are hot.
HIT. THAT. SHIT.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 19:22 |
So, an average Indian chick in summary:
Pros:
(a) More logical than not, possibly mild temper
(b) Smart
(c) Caring/compassionate
(d) Thin and beautiful
Cons:
(a) Nasty-looking breasts, even if large; the shape is completely crooked
(b) Hairy, requires tons of grooming
(c) Emotional baggage from cultural clash, even if second- or third- generation and modern upbringing.
(d) _Always_ strings attached. And how.
Good luck!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 21:18 |
Also, after you pull out, your dick will smell like curry for a month. |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 585 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 21:21 |
I can shed no light concerning indian girls, but I'll be she has a brown balloon knot which would make up for quite a bit.
Ask her if she "smokes the peace pipe." |
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Lownotes
They all float down here.  SSHOLEPosts: 180 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 21:58 |
Why don't you both reject your cultures and begin anew? |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/26/2007 at 23:53 |
yeah I guess I've always been leaning towards the hit that shit and you guys gave me the extra nudge(I think my playa skills are slipping - thinking about feelings and what not).
MistaCharisma - good idea the trouble is she has room mates who will notice her missing (at least one of the room mates could be used in a threesome so that is good)
Phlebas - Yo that's what I was worried about, but the more I think about it the more I'm of the opinion that I can manipulate her outlook and teach her my culture (she'll be damaged property but hey she can get an arranged marriage when she goes home)
awshit - I'm mature now I don't need to compare my dick with anyone elses.
- I will purchasing 'hard' copy asap
Lefen - will do limey ancestor. You helped sway the vote
Crackalackin - yeah really cool advice. A few people I've had a chat to about this have told me to watch for the hairy hairy pussy, and I can put up with crooked tits.
The baggage should be easy to manipulate as long as I continue to play the convict Aussie and teach her my culture. Trouble is she lives 2 houses down which sucks and there are like 20 indian dudes living in the street and only me as the standard whitey.
Uart - having a smelly cock hasn't worried me in the past :)
Lownotes - I think I'll have better luck playing the 2 cultures together. India has a proud tradition of being dominated by whites who hit and run.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1589 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/27/2007 at 02:09 |
Lefen: Dude, Indian girls are hot.
Dude, YES! BINTFORCE ATTACK!!!
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 646 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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8/27/2007 at 03:53 |
Good luck with your new girlfriend, pedo.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 585 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/27/2007 at 05:15 |
^ omg its whiteahontis the dwarf. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4355 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/27/2007 at 12:20 |
(a) Nasty-looking breasts, even if large; the shape is completely crooked
(b) Hairy, requires tons of grooming
Rewind, conversation over.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1598 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/27/2007 at 16:38 |
this is obviously a ploy to get me to care about qwerty.
<- not falling for bait
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