Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!   SSHOLE |
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8/21/2007 at 12:55 |
Ladies, Gents, Swarmers of all ages,
Hello and welcome to a thread created for the sole purpose of letting you know, that LinkSwarm TV's 2nd annual coverage of the Toronto, ON FANEXPO is on it's way!
Last years event was a resounding success with such interview highlights as Chris Alexander who boxed shit filmmaker Uwe Boll, The Savage Bandito, the Boob Signing actress and of course Michael Berryman from BeastMaster 2 and The Hills Have Eyes (the originals!), oh god the LOLBackpeddling by LK 
As some of you may remember we had a running theme last year where the great LORDKAHUNA would provide little wackos and exhibitors the privilege of partaking in a little LS history by immortalizing on film one of the many slogans created by our membership.
LinkSwarm.com - Sometimes you have to flush twice!
Oh man, that brings back memories of Listerine guy! Anyways... Ugh fuck you for not writing this LK!!! OK, So this years theme will be:
FanExpo Scavenger Hunt!
Members of LinkSwarm! Before Aug 25th please list crazy items for our hunt, your choices can be items related to the show, or not, types of people, pretty much anything you can think of and we will do our best to appease the Swarm!
I have to be honest folks! This year’s event was almost cancelled for us, when our Media Credibility was challenged by the FanExpo Media Police. With a carefully padded media blurb about the Partnership of BlackCloak and LinkSwarm we were indeed accepted and this year have been provided not 2 but 3 Press Passes!
This works out well because this year our fuckery consultant Vasudeva will be attending! WOOT!
Talk to you later folks!
HEY HEY!! LK come edit and make this sound more witty!...Umm then remove this line! GOGOGO!
On 2007-08-21 at 07:59:15, Steel craps monkey baby
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4392 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/24/2007 at 12:24 |
Evidently this thread sucks real bad.
If I'm reading the fan expo site right, Clive Barker, Doug Bradley, and Linda Blair are going to be there. And Adrienne Barbeau. And Charisma Carpenter (sorry, hot). And Alejandro Jodorowsky. And a bunch of other fucks I don't care about. I can't help but wonder if this page is really a list of all the famous people who have gone there previously and not really a current star list, though.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN'S APPEARANCE POSTPONED!
Dear Fan Expo attendees,
It is with much disappointment that we must inform you that Hayden Christensen's representatives have advised us that he can no longer attend his scheduled appearance on August 25 at Fan Expo Canada. A career opportunity has come up and he will now be shooting a film on location in Asia for the next few months.
Whew, luckily, that's this douche...
For a minute there, I thought they meant this bit postponed: 
Which I can't find on the guest list but Kahuna swears up and down will be there to pleasure me on my birthday.
I'm nervous! What if I accidentally poop on her chest during? (Nut.)
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1607 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/24/2007 at 12:41 |
RE: NUT
I remember Steel telling me she would be there, but this could all be lies, anyway it is always a good idea to blame Steel for everything.
If she isnt there he can wear the hot cheerleader from Heroes mask while you fuk his womanparts.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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8/24/2007 at 14:21 |
Yes I believe she is cancelled... This years current list of people I have heard of:
ADAM WEST
MALCOLM McDOWELL
JAKE LLOYD - Oooo Kid Anakin
DAVID PROWSE - The man in the Darth Vader Suit
Sone other Star Wars dudes
JONATHAN FRAKES
Some other Star Trek dudes
TRICIA HELFER - #6 from BG
OMG Free autographs from COLIN FERGUSON of Eureka!!
Oh yes Sylar from Heros cancelled... Sam from Lord of Rings Cancells...
Hayden the Cheerleader postponed till next year FUCK!!!!
George Romero will be there!
THE OFFICIAL SUICIDE GIRLS Hoooray!
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