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1/24/2003 at 18:51
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
I was forced to switch email programs the other day at work. When I did, I discovered that the previous occupant of my desk had left a bunch of emails in the outbox. Ordinarily, I would have deleted them. But some of the headers caught my eye. As a result, I started reading...and I was perplexed yet interested in this guy's life.

So, I am going to post some edited versions of the emails here for your voyeuristic pleasure. In every case, I have used a letter followed by the sex of the person to indicate names. Be forewarned that there will be some bizarre shit to follow


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From: "CMALE"
To:
Subject: Studicus Maximus!
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 2002 09:29:28 -0500

Hey Gorgeous,

You know, if I was single I might just take you up on that. I'm working at xxx on a 4-month project, and it really wouldn't take a lot to get me to change, even if it meant leaving early. That said, I love the life I'm making with TFEMALE, and a big part of that life is being based in Boston. She's got her job here, her best friend here, and her family in driving range up in Montreal. Not to mention that I love living here as well.

But anyway, tell me more! I want to hear all about it as you conquer the world...and maybe someday we can lure you back to the US and I'll join up with you for stage two!

Give my love to BMALE...and remember, we want both of you in medieval costume on November 9th!

Much love,
CMALE



[Edited on 24/1/2003 by audit]

 
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1/24/2003 at 18:54

And did Audit mention this is to be an on-going series! YES!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!






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1/24/2003 at 19:08

Good stuff audit, keep digging it all up. AHahhhahah... you know, when its all said and done, you should email the owner of these and point him in our direction. Strife.






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1/24/2003 at 20:58

I'm hooked on the Audit E-mail series. I just hope they don't cancel this show.






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1/24/2003 at 21:37

Oh look. The HOBO Seal of Approval. DYNOMITE!






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1/24/2003 at 22:09

Fukin Ben






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