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10/2/2007 at 17:53

my 'day off' was spent waking up to 1/2 inch of laundry detergent all over the fuking floor of the laundry room, cleaning up the goddamn spill, and moving two fridges around - one of which was made in the 'use as little plastic as possible' 60's. boosauce. this is before we even get into work...

dear reality,

seeing as my return sucks a big dick, i am hereby tendering my resignation in order to pursue the career of viking. please forward my final paycheck and any future correspondence to valhalla.

sincerely,
jfp

p.s. (clickable):


gross but delicious!


feel the powah!


even moar powah!


clavis trying to coerce some boobieshow


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On 2007-10-04 at 10:53:02, mundhra craps baby wotak monkeypigeon






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10/3/2007 at 21:57

BBP-VI

PROS
- Getting to meet and hang with the upper echelon of LinkSwarm.
- Drinking scotch for the first and last time and learning that it is liquid fire. Jameson FTW.
- Arriving at the Hotel Kosovo and getting set up the bomb.
- LKManHumps
- Learning that these nigs have a solid "no man left behind policy" and they fukin mean it.
- Boston cabby who's reality tunnel is on a different plane from mere mortals.
- ClavoCat is PISSING!
- The Crack Whore + Cutter that was tryin to sex LK and his pimp umbrella.
- Tranny Parade outside Fenway
- Falling up the stairs and not spilling a single drop of anything I was carrying.
- Fagging out and having an "I love you guys moment."
- Interviewing sluts for employment in the Swarm.
- Espresso Doubleshots - Epic win.
- The Mother of All Vomits - another epic win.
- Getting to witness justified LK race hate.
- Meathair

CONS
- Non-pickles from that sandwich place on the Common.
- Extra dirty martinis
- Orange line T rides
- Getting tossed from bars through no fault of my own
- Being convinced that I was dying and having bonerkill the rest of the day.
- Having to explain "It's LINKSWARM.COM, not Link5warm.com" bang head, repeat.

There is so much shit that went on that I am still trying to process it all. Ultimately, BBP6 was completely awesome and I can't wait for the next one.






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10/3/2007 at 23:16

Sounds awesome, pics please. Too bad I missed it.






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10/4/2007 at 23:54

Pictures please, inspire me to debauchery.






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10/5/2007 at 03:16

Frantically pressing the "Pictures Please" button.






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10/5/2007 at 04:33

i hate all of you so hard
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10/5/2007 at 12:19

Here's my usual faggoty long-winded thing, with link at bottom to the full gallery, in case you crave more penis-sauce.






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