JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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9/28/2007 at 17:56 |
Dumbskull: Get out the anal lube... THEY WILL CALL! 
I doubt it.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 663 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/28/2007 at 22:36 |
JohnLenin: I doubt it.
They're probably half in the bag already.
Sorry I can't be there faggits, but, unfortunately, my daughter chose this date 10 years ago to be born.
My wife was unmoved by my pleas of but honey, the Swarm NEEDS me!
Try again next time round, eh?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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9/29/2007 at 04:11 |
I have the voice mail message saved on my cell phone. A gang bang of drunken Swarmers screaming HEY DUMSKULL YOU BITCH…
I love you Guys!!!
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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9/29/2007 at 06:41 |
sitting in hotel room with mundrah and wife and vas an wrecker and kahuna and scott and gothmog and me
clavis is fucked up so bad
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1120 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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9/29/2007 at 13:04 |
I saw this on IRC #Megarad. This conversation occured sometime late Friday Early Saturday Morning:
omghai2jon: call count: 3
omghai2jon: "Ever notice how broccoli looks like a cartoon fart?"
SexNinja: shit
SexNinja: shit
SexNinja: oh fuck
SexNinja: dude
omghai2jon: you drunk faggot
SexNinja: clavis tried to kill a transit autthority
omghai2jon: what?
SexNinja: cop
omghai2jon: on purpose?
SexNinja: fuck
SexNinja: no
omghai2jon: is he in jail?
SexNinja: he stole our tape
SexNinja: no
SexNinja: I saved hi9s ass
omghai2jon: good
SexNinja: from jail
SexNinja: I saved your jail
SexNinja: I
SexNinja: I saved his ass from jail
omghai2jon: what tape?
SexNinja: caution tape
omghai2jon: oh
omghai2jon: haha
SexNinja: I haven't mundrah
SexNinja: were the fuck is hat
omghai2jon: ....
SexNinja: i'm going to see mundrah
SexNinja: i thk
omghai2jon: wear a rubber
SexNinja: I see him
SexNinja: I jsut shook his hand
SexNinja: hello
SexNinja: fuck you
omghai2jon: fuck YOU
I'm guessing the BBP.6 is a SMASHING SUCCESS!
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 15:40 |
Caution Tape that WRECKER FUCKING STOLE. FTW BITCHES.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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9/30/2007 at 15:49 |
Wrecker: Caution Tape that is a slick, yellow monument to CLAVOFAIL. FTW BITCHES.
^^Fixt
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 04:23 |
Got home 20 minutes ago. Kahuna has another six hours of driving to get from here to his place, so expect to find him dead sometime in the next couple hours. Will post pictures and whatever tomorrow when brain is working again. So fuking tired I cannot sleep.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 202 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 04:25 |
Just got home as well. Well played, sirs.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 05:16 |
vasudeva: Got home 20 minutes ago. Kahuna has another six hours of driving to get from here to his place, so expect to find him dead sometime in the next couple hours. Will post pictures and whatever tomorrow when brain is working again. So fuking tired I cannot sleep.
Excellent x3
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The_GoBotSodomizer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 64 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 06:07 |
Win.
Let me know when you want to roll your barnacle-crusted asses to the PNW, I'll line up the beers. (sam adams tastes liek armpits)
Shit, I might even pony up for an [a], for a genuine LK manhump.
Fuck it, I'd even consider it for a replica LK manhump.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 09:56 |
No way a replica LK manhump will ever stand up to the power of an authentic LK manhump.
Anything less than the real thing and you are wasting your time.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 12:08 |
LKmanhump delivers, y0.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 12:30 |
Hope you guys had all kinds-o-fun.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 13:46 |
BLARG, I'm dead.
6 hr trip home took like 10 hrs, with no real rational reason not to crash on motherfucker's couch except a retarded salmonesque urge to slouch home.
Stopped for provisions at the first bona-fide truckstop to load up on bullshit mega vitamins and no-doz. Injected no-doz into capillary under eye and ground vitamins into dust and added redbull in amounts that would let me sculpt it into a rudimentary suppository, ate it.
Stopped no less than 5 times for naps, mumbled something about the reason I traveled to Cleveland then Boston in the same week to the border twat, declared unicorn.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 14:05 |
Crackalackin: Faquitos,
First, The Science Museum is worth a visit whether you're drunk or not, and you should all kiss Wrecker's calluses for his generous offer. You unworthy bastids.
Second, where exactly can I find the whole posse on Friday night? I need to know this to point the artillery in the right direction...and to scope out good high points for maximum puking coverage.
Third, do we have a viking anthem yet?
If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it I will ban you from the forums for a week. I don't even think that's enough time but don't know if I will have the heart to even do this if I have to.
Posting in this thread is fine, but no more in future BBP threads, unless you post to specifically say you will not be coming. If you have a valid reason, such as contracting TB or a death in the family, please let me know as soona s possible.
I value your contribution to the internet but do not understand why you did that.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 14:43 |
LORDKAHUNA: declared unicorn.
This = lol. "Hi, I've had no sleep for days, have been driving for 9 hours and have a sketchy backstory with multiple distant unrelated endpoints inside this war country, have been raping my endocrine system through pedal-stomping self-medication for several days, and also would like to declare this small unicorn toy. Do I pass the win/fail border test, please?"
SexNinjaMcDeath: Crackalackin: Faquitos, If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it
This also lol. Nose is rubbed in failure like a cat who pooped wrong.
I will ban you from the forums for a week year.
Crackalackin, meet failcat, its u.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 17:52 |
Very soon I hope to be able to adequately describe the mayhem that occurred from 09/27/07 to 09/29/07. However, since I've only been speaking the English language for 36 years, I may never find the proper words.
I will say that every fuking viking that showed was beyond my wildest expectation of RADNESS. LordKahuna, Vasudeva, SexNinjaMcDeath, Mundhra (and wief), LilBabyPissmouth, Gothmog (and slampiece), Wrecker, Cube (and slampiece) and RuthlessPastor all ankled up the party fuksauce in quantities undigestable by mere mortals. I'm honored to have spent that short time basking in their rainbow tide of butthole butterflies.
Thanks, fagits.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 17:58 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: Crackalackin: Faquitos,
First, The Science Museum is worth a visit whether you're drunk or not, and you should all kiss Wrecker's calluses for his generous offer. You unworthy bastids.
Second, where exactly can I find the whole posse on Friday night? I need to know this to point the artillery in the right direction...and to scope out good high points for maximum puking coverage.
Third, do we have a viking anthem yet?
If you post in another BBP thread and then not show up to it I will ban you from the forums for a week. I don't even think that's enough time but don't know if I will have the heart to even do this if I have to.
Posting in this thread is fine, but no more in future BBP threads, unless you post to specifically say you will not be coming. If you have a valid reason, such as contracting TB or a death in the family, please let me know as soona s possible.
I value your contribution to the internet but do not understand why you did that.
First, I appreciate the value you place on my physical appearance. Let's just hope I won't disappoint when we do meet some day. I might, so don't you go having expectations.
Second, the story is quite simple, a case study of RL vs LS.. BBP6 thread appears on LS. Nobody asks "Crackalackin, is this a good weekend for you to engage in drunken debauchery?" I don't mind--I'm kind of a semi-ethereal LS character anyway--but it really isn't a good weekend, as I will explain later. I figure this was difficult to coordinate, people probably got babysitters and plane tickets, so I won't ask for different dates and just try to show up for a few hours. See, I got this rare and juicy consulting gig, where I (a) get to save a dying start-up; (b) make major moolah; and (c) do a favor for an industry big shot. The downside is that I have to be in an office building near Hartford, CT on a Saturday at 10AM, lucid and productive, and work two days without much of a break.
I write the post you included above, to try to figure out where you'll be on Friday. I send an SMS to Vas on Friday evening, around 8:30PM, asking where you are. At 10PM, I realize that I don't have enough information and give up on the idea. At 11:30 PM, 20 minutes into Connecticut, I get a bundle of SMS's from vas & another number: "Faneuil hall," "fail," and something else. At 11:50, I arrive at the hotel. FIN.
P.S. I also initially thought I'd have the Saturday night free to drive back to Boston, but it turned out not to be the case. I gave you the probabilities ahead of time (none of them were 100%).
P.P.S. In the future, I will be sure to fax you documents of proof of valid excuse, O Master SexNinja, owner of my ass and all the universe. You can find details of this grave infraction of my soul contract in the report number 5UCK1T-FA66OT.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 18:05 |
thanks
I'm not going to ban you even though I think you're reaching real hard to not appear be a no-show faggot.
Keep rocking out. and if this makes no sense I don't care will clarify later if i have to
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 18:26 |
Did Crackalackin just say something?
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 18:47 |
SexNinjaMcDeath:
I'm not going to ban you even though I think you're reaching real hard to not appear be a no-show faggot.
I had no idea you cared so deeply for my showing up.
Well, don't do me any favors. If it helps you regain your manhood, go ahead and ban. See if it'll make me skip a beat.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 19:32 |
i am completely carpsad that we didn't get there thursday night. despite that and the somewhat neverending tragicomedy of errors, this trip was a massive win. and, if i recall correctly, there was no (direct) booze induced vomiting.
props:
-insanely drunk girl on the airport shuttle (a.k.a. welcome to boston)
-john 3:16
-black rose food
-fidel cubestro
-free shots from absent swarmers
-boston beer works' beer
slops:
-the state's attorney (oh i'm so glad you showed up to testify (and miss thursday and friday in boston)... ...we have no objections to the request for continuance, your honor)
-t maintenance
-airport shuttle driver taking a wrong turn and adding an hour+ onto our trip to hotel
-black rose service
-the bostaan death march
*edit, both props and slops to creepy bum that scoped us out, followed us for two blocks, nabbed a cig from lbp, pissed himself, and ran across the street to sit at a bench and totally stare at two chicks right beside him trying to ignore him. dontgiveafuck dude, i kinda salute you.
re cracka's no-showing with reasons is still no-showing, etc. cracka, this is what you get when you play with emotions. seriously though, don't be flattered by us wanting to hang with a nigga, just keep trying to convince us that we're unjustified.
ok, i'm convinced.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 19:57 |
Man, now you got me all melancholic too. I so wanted to hang out, too 
Sorry droogs...and thanks for the insistent phone calls etc. on Saturday smack in the middle of my "and now we rape you" progress report. I shows you care.
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RuthlessPastor
Tender vittles  Posts: 3 Registered: 8/15/2007 Offline
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10/1/2007 at 21:29 |
What did happen was a mental orgy of events of which I will spend a while trying to wrap my mind around. There are others who can/will chronicle better than I. However I too will build a list, in no particular order.
FTW:
-Being in Boston
-Dolly slalom (tuck & roll)
-Watching a newb try to learn how to drink
-Kahuna’s parasol (RIP)
-The Boston Public Library in Copley Square- perhaps the only place I’ve ever been that increased my IQ 20 points just by walking in the door
-The Black Rose
-Scorpion bowls and the many incarnations of Hong Kong
-Zelda treats in the hotel bushes
-Faneuil Hall & Quincy Market (a given)
-A conductor on the T giving a little boy (Stevie) a lollipop and having everyone on the T give him a round of applause, just for being on his train.
-27 minutes of madness in the Boston Science Library
-Boston Brew House, truly a shrine of fine beer craftsmanship
-FEAST
-Panic attack survival
-Boston M-F’ing cabbies!!!
-Confusing the general public with a horde of Linkswarm.com shirts
-Not letting the old, Indian in-charge dude stop us from partying outside the hotel
-Donations to enhance the present ‘swarmers well-being
-Most of all the eclectic mix of Linkswarmers that showed up and not only made this whole thing work, but leaves me with a post-BBP glow
FAIL:
-$2.75 in quarters, pepperoni, John 3:16 Bible page, escort service add, granola bar and half a bag of peanuts being thrown about the hotel room in a savage, sleep-induced rage after the person who’s asscrack they were placed in woke up.
-Arrogant fuckface Boston bartenders who cut me and/or anyone else off.
-The Black Rose
-Does any waitress in Boston know how to be attentive?
-Rooftop bars that are closed-in with no view out to the street
-Burrito smears
-2 lines of the T closed on Saturday for maintenance. No, I’m not lying, really
-Broken AC in the hotel room
-4 packs of smokes in 3 days
-Finding out that sleep can become craved
This only scratches the surface and I reserve the right to add to the list. To those that were there, it was a pleasure hanging with all. To those that weren’t (esp. Tank & Loki) you missed an example of the very essence that makes going through this often-shitstained thing we called life worth it.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 01:56 |
Here is a fuckload of LOL that I'll post now since clearly I'm not even going to get started on, much less finished with, any kind of comprehensive or even larval BBP6 journal entry.
Also, Kahuna put his video-fu skilz to work discreetly removing Clavis' (deadly) fleshmissile from the Internet and future business partners harnessing Google, which meant him basically staring at the aforementioned cock intently for nigh on an hour, which is lol entirely in its own right, and this will help him achieve a kind of closure on the question of this turning him slightly gay, which, of course, it did, Thanks Dude.
Drunk Clavis pissing, including onto my leg.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 02:06 |
Yeah, I seriously let our balls touch on that one.
(PM ME, LOL)
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 02:28 |
You are so fuking money.
I <3 yu0, Hamfist.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 10:11 |
PissVid is teh WIN.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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10/2/2007 at 17:03 |
Ugh.
Here it is Tuesday and I still have lolvoice.
I think I permanently broke my talkhole Friday nite
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