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8/6/2007 at 00:51

Lefen:
JesseCuster:
Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.


This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?




Neither. I do not feel a draw to her dubious charms ... I have my own source of pussy living at home already.








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8/11/2007 at 08:30

What RPGs do you play?
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8/11/2007 at 11:02

sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

Oh, let's see... 'Hottie on the Compy 386', 'Hottie on the Compy 386 (Revised Insomnia Edition)', 'I'm A Girl When I Cyber', and 'Advanced Piss-house Freakout'.






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8/13/2007 at 15:16

Damn! A girl gets the flu and ya'll just shoot flames up her ass, doncha?
Lefen:
JesseCuster:
Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.


This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?

Um, no. No, no and also no. Obviously, we know eachother outside of Links Warm.

freakmachine: Bagel:

Stepping it up I see... Ok...

I own several major appliances. I once tool a leak on the grounds of the Roman Forum. I used to draw and I like art. I like lumps in my cream of wheat. Sushi is the kitty's tittys. I like your pic of Lefen, I understand there is a strong resemblance (tee hee.)


I lived 6 months in NY without any furniture, save a dog bed and a cardboardbox+ducttape "shelf". I wasn't too broke for furniture, just too busy. I don't like to make my own sandwiches. Touching the lettuce grosses me out. I would eat a hoagie out of Eric Powell's ass. I have a phobia of headlice. I'm also terrified by horses, but I feel it's rational. Bastards killed superman! I can't draw. I can hardly draw my own name.

sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

HOMMIII&IV, CivIII. Love turn based. Cuz I'm stupid and slow.

vasudeva:
sugarslim: What RPGs do you play?

Oh, let's see... 'Hottie on the Compy 386', 'Hottie on the Compy 386 (Revised Insomnia Edition)', 'I'm A Girl When I Cyber', and 'Advanced Piss-house Freakout'.


I would play all of those games! Gmail em to me, luv.










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8/13/2007 at 17:54

I once met a girl in real life.
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10/4/2007 at 05:42

Goddamnit Biscutz. Leave my mom out of this!

On 2007-10-04 at 00:43:08, bobacus craps baby wotak monkeypigeon
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10/4/2007 at 05:57

bobacus: Goddamnit Biscutz. Leave my mom out of this!

On 2007-10-04 at 00:43:08, bobacus craps baby wotak monkeypigeon


he ain't said nuthin about the bitch






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10/4/2007 at 10:49

I guess the Bagel didn't last too long. You guys need to stop chasing the pussy away before they send in the booby pictures.






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10/4/2007 at 11:56

I would have liked to have seen her purple bagel.






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10/4/2007 at 12:37

I had high hopes for this one. Sadly, by my back-of-envelope calculations, we were treated to a pretty high-functioning version of the same shit you automatically suspect when you see someone post a thread titled "a girl on the net".

Vaginas. So tempting, yet so toxic.






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10/4/2007 at 16:27

the bel biv devoe knows: that shit is poison.






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10/4/2007 at 17:02

vasudeva: 'Advanced Piss-house Freakout'.


God, don't even waste your time with that game. I spent 2 weeks trying to beat it, only to find that the ending is extremely anticlimactic. It's like "Ok, I saw the Piss-house and freaked out...but now what?"
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10/4/2007 at 19:14

vasudeva:
Vaginas. So tempting, yet so toxic.


WERDZ!!






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10/7/2007 at 02:39

mundhra: the bel biv devoe knows: that shit is poison.



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