bagel
Tender vittles  Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 21:59 |
Cover your balls, boys.
I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:00 |
Hello.
Measurements please.
Thank you.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:00 |
Cover your balls, boys.
I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.
What are you doing, little girl?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:04 |
This is an excellent development. I confess to having doubted for a second until I followed you back home.
I am an RPG playin, pirate obsessed mensa ninja.
I read that as "pirate-obsessed menses ninja" and basically can't help continuing to do so.
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:12 |
vasudeva:
I read that as "pirate-obsessed menses ninja" and basically can't help continuing to do so.
Continue at will, sir, as I may edit it as such.
My menses are as vengeful as the newborn kittens I use to absorb them.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:29 |
Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a cunt.
Welcome.
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:33 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a cunt.
Welcome.
I'm not sure what that means, but your avatar makes me wish I liked to cuddle.
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JesseCuster
Tender vittles  Posts: 12 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:38 |
Oh god.
Sometimes I really, really fucking hate you, Bagel. This is one of those times.
Sadly, I still have to put up with you, though.
Oh, and Clavis - you truly have no idea how much of a cunt she can actually -be-.
On 2007-07-31 at 17:39:06, JesseCuster craps monkey baby
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:49 |
guitarjon123:
Measurements please.
C4D / 4 GB / 2.2 TB
You?
And Jesse: You're neither my brother nor my keeper, so quit trying to touch my pooper.
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JesseCuster
Tender vittles Posts: 12 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:51 |
And Jesse: You're neither my brother nor my keeper, so quit trying to touch my pooper.
You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you just can't get the West Virginia out of the girl. *sigh*
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 22:52 |
Haha, wait.
It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 23:27 |
vasudeva: Haha, wait.
It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?
That, plus the Jew.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/31/2007 at 23:48 |
Cover your balls, boys.
I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.
How are you doing with Jesus, is he in your heart?
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 00:05 |
vasudeva: It's "bagel" because of the hole, isn't it?
Haha
No.
(maybe).
Wrecker: That, plus the Jew.
I do love me some ethnics
LORDKAHUNA: How are you doing with Jesus, is he in your heart?
Not my heart. See above.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 00:06 |
Hi Bagel, let's get to know each other better. |
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 01:24 |
bagel: Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a cunt.
Welcome.
I'm not sure what that means, but your avatar makes me wish I liked to cuddle.
Cuddling?
I'm more a get-a-smattering-of-my-shit-under-the-nail-of-your-middle-finger-whilst-I-jerk-a-load-on-your-chin sort of fellow.
JesseCuster: [...]Oh, and Clavis - you truly have no idea how much of a cunt she can actually -be-.
On 2007-07-31 at 17:39:06, JesseCuster craps monkey baby
Who cares? The world is full of cunts.
Women are hard to find.
This is easily as boring as it is repetitive.
*yawn*
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1120 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 02:00 |
I smell a jew for jesus in the mist.....
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 02:21  |
Hey that's a gew wit a possy.
I guess I types some words wrong, but you get the idear.
p..s. I all ways thought that the smiley with looked like an atomic nucleus due to the 4 intersecting circles caused by the inversion of negative space [white triangle with 1 curved edge and 2 straight edges that meet at 90?º]
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 02:56 |
Let me smell you
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 03:21 |
freakmachine: Hi Bagel, let's get to know each other better.
I read Heinlein. I make yogurt in my car. I give good HOMM. I once killed a poor, suffering dog with a shovel. I've killed my own food. Most of these things are unrelated. Your turn.
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Being sunny77 with a cerebral cortex(ALLEGID) still makes you a cunt.
Welcome.
I recognise all those words but their order confuses me. Is it an anagram?
Acidburn: Let me smell you
I prefer my gentlemen free of chemical scarring, acidburn.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 04:28 |
can we see yer bewbs?
if no:
can you PM me yer bewbs?
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 04:42 |
guitarjon123: can you PM me yer bewbs?
How in the name of Gene Roddenberry am I suppose to do that?
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 12:55 |
Bagel:
I read lots of things, lately I have read Terry Pratchett and Frederich Forsythe. Google told me HOMM is a video game, I don't play those often. I plan to go to Bora Bora one of these days. I am secretly naked under my clothes. I once peed on a kitty cat and it ran away (shame.)
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 18:17 |
Cover your balls, boys.
I'm a girl on your internets, and I know what I'm doing.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 920 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 19:23 |
gb2rl
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bagel
Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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8/1/2007 at 19:58 |
freakmachine: Bagel:
We have now reached level 1 together.
I love gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon.
I once had a pet pig who sexed my sofa regularly.
I majored in software development.
I wish I'd studied anthropology or philosophy instead.
Lefen:
government_death_robot: gb2rl
Big fireball in RL sky. Hatehatehate RL. Too much res.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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8/5/2007 at 13:23 |
Bagel:
Stepping it up I see... Ok...
I own several major appliances. I once tool a leak on the grounds of the Roman Forum. I used to draw and I like art. I like lumps in my cream of wheat. Sushi is the kitty's tittys. I like your pic of Lefen, I understand there is a strong resemblance (tee hee.) |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/5/2007 at 15:16 |
Because I took an oath in IRC chat I am forced to play nice and as such I welcome you to LS. Your love of gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon will lead to a belly full of festering parasites as will a long term stay at LS.
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JesseCuster
Tender vittles Posts: 12 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline
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8/5/2007 at 20:23 |
Dumbskull: Because I took an oath in IRC chat I am forced to play nice and as such I welcome you to LS. Your love of gummy, chewy, undercooked bacon will lead to a belly full of festering parasites as will a long term stay at LS.
Yeah, it's pretty sad, really. Between the bloating from all the parasisites and the bloating from all the massive quantities of bacon grease ... it's hard to tell what's what ...
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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8/5/2007 at 20:40 |
JesseCuster:
Yeah, it's pretty sad, really.
This double-act is weaksauce. Are you the bf or the internet-wannabe-bf?
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