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1/23/2003 at 20:01

tank: THIS GUY GOES TO CONFESSION
vasudeva: did he sometimes try to hurt your strawberry shortcake doll collection?
v4sudeva: you are gross
v4sudeva: this hurts me
v4sudeva: i am nice
v4sudeva: and clean
Marf: poo smacking your bare stomach full-force feels a lot different in the summer than in teh winter when wear
v4sudeva: HAHAHAHA
v4sudeva: do tell
tank: and hears "psst. Hey buddy, come here"
v4sudeva: oh wait
Marf: yeah and his friends stole my strawberry shortcake collection to sell for weed
Marf: heh
tank: so the guy looks up and the preist is trying to get his attention
v4sudeva: wait
vasudeva: i think tank is attempting a joke
Marf: is tanmk talking?
Marf: mmmkay
(*) vasudeva is now known as trouser_snake
v4sudeva: i think tank is trying to tell a JOEK
trouser_snake: ha!@
Marf: i thought he was just insulting you by saying you go to confession
tank: so the guy goes over, and the priest says, listen, i've gotta take a dump, will you listen to confessions
trouser_snake: i thought so too
v4sudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
(*) You're now known as vasudeva
tank: so the guy tells the preist that he has no idea how
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
vasudeva:

(*) trouser_snake is now known as pseudodeva
vasudeva: i like shoorts
tank: and the preist tells him, just look up on the wall when they tell the sins, the list will tell the appropr
vasudeva: on your mom's stupid body
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
tank: so the guy agrees
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
vasudeva: hey dude, wtf?
vasudeva: SAY IT WITH ME WTF?
pseudodeva: wtf?
Marf: wtf?
vasudeva: WHIRRRRRRRRED
tank: first parishoner comwes in sya forgive me father for i have sinned,
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: and the priest said "wtf"?
pseudodeva: teh damn
vasudeva: poor tank is typing this all in by hand
tank: i committed adultry
pseudodeva: waht teh fuk?
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
tank: yup
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
vasudeva: hahahaha
audit: Schadenfreude?
vasudeva: it still makes me chuckle
Marf: haha, look at audit
pseudodeva: tank, type slowly becaus eyou know we cant read fast anyway
tank: and the guy looks up and says-ten hail marys and ten our fathers and repent
vasudeva: audit's stuck in 10 minutes ago
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
pseudodeva: wtf?
vasudeva: wait
vasudeva: who is the guy?
vasudeva: is the guy a confessor?
tank: so the next guty comes in a little while later and says- i committed adultry - twice.
(*) pseudodeva is now known as assholio
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: oh shit, this involves MATH?
assholio: wtf?
Marf: wtf?!
vasudeva: wait, now there's TWO guys taking confession?
Marf: this is so complicated!!!
tank: so the guy looks up on the board and tells the guy to say 20 hail marys and 20 our fathers and repent
vasudeva: where's the priest?
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: takinga dump
vasudeva: what happened to the adulterer?
tank: taking a dump
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: ded
audit: 10 hail marys
audit: one touchdown
vasudeva: is this more crimes on the first guy?
tank: so now the guy listening to confessions thinks this job is easy
vasudeva: or are there three guys now?
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: nah that guy's ded,the other is just gay
Marf: i think
Marf: wait
vasudeva: wait
Marf: not sure
vasudeva: what's going on
vasudeva: ?
audit: pass intereference
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
tank: 1 listening to confessions, two saying prayers
vasudeva: oh, so one priest
vasudeva: gotcha
audit: priest is in the can
vasudeva: what?
tank: so after a little while, this woman comes in....
vasudeva: wait
Marf: like audit
Marf: IN the can
Marf:

vasudeva: this is all happening in the bathroom stalls?
vasudeva: ok
tank: she says, forgive me father, for i have sinned....
vasudeva: wait, they let women into the bathroom!?
audit: they are right next to each other at the urinals
tank: I had anal sex
vasudeva: dude, jsut tell the joke
vasudeva: i don't wanna know about your sex life
Marf: is there enough tp?
tank: bad place for that alone
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: HAHAHHAHAHAA
vasudeva: hahaha
vasudeva: wait
vasudeva: the priest took the chick in the butt?
tank: anyhow, the guy listening to confessions looks up on the board...nothing listed for anal
Marf: no, tank did
vasudeva: in the confessional or the bathroom?
Marf: no wait
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
Marf: the priest took tank in the butt
vasudeva: wait, this is real?
vasudeva: i thought tank was telling a joke
tank: so he pokes his head out of the confessional and sees an altar boy
vasudeva: oh man
vasudeva: you go to church?
Marf: uh oh
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
tank: he says-hey kid...what does father give for anal sex?
Marf: wait, the alter boy, is he like the bathroom attendent?
(*) assholio is now known as fucking_confused
fucking_confused: wtf?
Marf: hangon
tank: and the altar boy says........
vasudeva: WHERE IS THE PRIEST!?
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
tank: 2 snickers bars and a coke
Marf: WHERE IS THE FIRST PARISHONER?!?
fucking_confused: wtf?
vasudeva: nice. i had a ham sandwich.
Marf: hey, snickers bar - vas you know about that
vasudeva: 04:10 tank: wtf?
audit: these football jokes are tough to follow
fucking_confused: wtf?
Marf: wtf?
vasudeva: was this a real story or a game?
audit: 4:20: wtf?
vasudeva: so who got the touchdown?

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