kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 04:48 |
OK... so here is the backstory. I had a wart on my thumb that i was trying to remove with the DrScholls "Clear Away" wart remover strips. Gross eh? Well, it gets better. SO.. the idea is that you put the strip (bandaid thing) on the actual wart and it slowly fills it with Salicylic Acid and kills it. While you do this, you have to look underneith and scrape away the dead skin so the acid can get to the ripe little bastard. Now, I am pretty ballzy with pain, so.. i see the little wart in the mix of soft, fleshy deadness. I grab it with a pair of tweasers and I rip the son of a bitch right on out of there. TO my surprise it was like pulling out a cork and out came lots of red red blood.
Now, that I have all the blood I need, I grab an old golfing tee and get to work. I have spent the past 3 entire days sitting on megarad cursing and being a real jackass. What else to do than make sure everyone knows how i feel. Now, you might want to get the doctor on the phone and get me some help. I think I have lost my mind. ahahhahahahhahhahahahahaha drug abuse
[Edited on 1/23/2003 by kHz]
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling   SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 04:56 |
OHHHH hohohohohhhh.... you are so fuking insane and it reminds me of why I befriended you in the first place some 6+ years ago. It makes me feel insane again, a feeling I haven't truly felt in quite some time, and it makes me surprisingly content. I suddenly love kHz again. DRUGS! DEATH! DOMINATOR PIZZA! KILL TJ! HAHAHAAHAHaahahaAHAHahahaahaHaAHaHaAhaAHAHaAHaHaAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Joyous blue wig awesomeness!!! I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper... |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4540 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 15:26 |
Dude. Take a fuking nap. YOU. NEED. SOME. SLEEP.
Get some sleep, honey.
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lutefisk
Impregnator to the Stars  SSHOLEPosts: 4 Registered: 7/11/2005 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 18:28 |
Life certainly has dealt you a bad hand. You should consider folding.
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 18:51 |
Yeah... but comon.. THAT is awesome. Blood, pain.. megarad?!!?!
It all makes sense to me. I wish I could say that I am a sane human, but wishing is all I really can do.
[Edited on 1/23/2003 by kHz]
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tank
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 113 Registered: 4/4/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 19:13 |
I remember doing the same thing with a wart in my high school accounting class. Amazing how much blood can come from such a tiny little wound, and that little wound looked like the shakespeare scene from the Addams Family movie. How utterly cool.
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relli
Tender vittles Posts: 36 Registered: 9/18/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 20:49 |
I am not gonna go look up the link for ya, but apparently you can just put duct tape on a wart to get rid of it. Don't you wish you knew that before you performed surgery on yourself? |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/23/2003 at 20:57 |
Don't try that on your anal warts.
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audit
Tender vittles Posts: 23 Registered: 3/13/2002 Offline
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1/24/2003 at 23:40 |
your life sucks. just end the misery. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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1/24/2003 at 23:48 |
Hehehe, I like how everyone is telling you to off yourself. I guess you're just one of those people who doesn't like to follow directions. However, you could be dead right now, in which case, kudos on a job well done! |
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kHz
DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/25/2003 at 08:01 |
I like the fact that audit is the one telling me that i should find peace within death. It is like a piece of shit telling another piece of shit that one stinks more than the other. Audit, if i had a gun against your head and you had one to mine and we had to solve things. After it is all said and done, I would write a fancy song about it and make some soup.
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TheFukingCat
Tender vittles  Posts: 5 Registered: 1/27/2003 Offline
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1/27/2003 at 16:49 |
HAHAHAHAHA YES! AWESOME! You deserve death and dismemberment! One day I shall have my revenge for being confined to that cardboard box that you were sitting on while I cried for help but GOT NONE. Good times, good times. FUK U KHZ!!! |
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