LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache   SSHOLE |
Posts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/8/2007 at 01:31 |
It had been awhile since I had made this, but today I made the manliest breakfast sammiches known to mankind.
You need:
* Eggs (4).
* 4 slices 12 grain bread (this is important, you need FIBER to help move this when you are done with it).
* Fat Free cheese slices (enough to cover 2 pcs of bread).
* Dill pickles.
* Fat free miracle whip (or mayo sub).
* Black pepper.
1) Toast bread.
2) Place cheeze on bread (2 slices).
3) Put mayo on other slices.
4) Slice pickles, put em on the mayobread.
5) Fry eggs (break yolks).
6) Cover eggs in a shitload of black pepper.
7) Make sammiches.
8) Douse with Cholula for bonus points.
This meal had 36 comfirmed VC sniper kills in Nam.
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the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim
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The_GoBotSodomizer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 64 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline
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7/8/2007 at 09:18 |
Cut a hole out of the bread, butter and drop the egg in that, fry each slice separately and add some cooked bacon for a 36-hit combo. |
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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7/10/2007 at 03:31 |
mmm bacon, use cheddar! add some onion......shrooms!
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/10/2007 at 03:59 |
Reading this made me poop.
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