Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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6/6/2007 at 20:05 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... So, why do people search for porn when they can have the real thing in the Internet?
Has to be some kind of psychological question.
Is there any free US Dating site? If so, which?
I cant believe that there isnt at least one of the Swarmers who used the Internet to get some Girls. And i say Girls, not Pussys.
Well, iam not just asking, i like to share my experiences with you:
It works.
I also know that many Male Members are dumb, they just write something like "what about today", "wanna fuck" etic.
You know these disaster analytic programs where they want to find out why people are killing each other after something bad happend in, lets say a football stadium. Its definite the same. Many people are trying to get through one door, so that nobody cames through...
More than any sales seminar, Online Dating teached me to write about me, to say who iam, and who not.
It doesnt matter what you write, sometimes its creative stuff, sometimes one-liners, sometimes c&p messages.
Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind. C’est la vie. You dont choose.
Dont be so fixated on sex. If you are fixated on Money you dont get it. Works for nearly every Thing in Life.
At least iam happy ive got into some affairs (in which i still am) trought the Internet, and this is what ive done the most time in the last some months on the net.
The Net is all about Connections. Not Porn. Porn is boring. You know that.
And now, ( and ive got something more to tell) , i want to hear your Stories.
Dumb Mistakes, crude People, Prosperities, Love Storys...
On 2007-06-06 at 15:12:56, Sachsenpaule craps monkey baby
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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get   SSHOLEPosts: 857 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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6/6/2007 at 21:57 |
Hold on, let me read that a few more times.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/7/2007 at 01:46 |
So you're harnessing the power of the Internet to hook up. Good for you. There's at least one swarmer who met his last three (four?) girlfriend/fuckpals online. I met them. They weren't animals. Well, there was one who technically got some poop in her mouth from time to time, but I never met that one.
What site are you using for this? Have any bad experiences?
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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6/7/2007 at 02:02 |
A guy I work with met his wife through a computer dating service; they are now expecting their first child.
(I don't know whether that counts as + or -.)
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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6/7/2007 at 02:44 |
I met my wife online 
My dad found a good free site, don't know if it works in US but I think so... plentyoffish.com
He had great success in finding hot things to touch... don't know about long lasting... but giver a shot! |
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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6/7/2007 at 14:21 |
vasudeva: So you're harnessing the power of the Internet to hook up. Good for you. There's at least one swarmer who met his last three (four?) girlfriend/fuckpals online. I met them. They weren't animals. Well, there was one who technically got some poop in her mouth from time to time, but I never met that one.
What site are you using for this? Have any bad experiences?
Who werent a animal? The Swarmer or the fuckpals?
Iam using www.ab18.de and www.poppen.de (equals to the word fuck in english), but they are pretty useless for non germans, except you are a "commercial" traveler.Many of the people on this kind of sites are.
I havent had any bad experience, if you dont count beeing disappointed becourse you wrote something, which you are consider to be really good and you know most woman like that, just to find out that they dont even read it, or, if they do are the kind of woman who likes to be threatend like a slut.
Oh, and through my unusual kind of humor, if i have that, i hurted the feelings of more sensible ones.
occupational risk
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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6/7/2007 at 16:15  |
Sometimes I am glad not to understand all the sentences you write.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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6/10/2007 at 15:51 |
ghostrider: Sometimes I am glad not to understand all the sentences you write.
You made me lol.
I almost forgot this one.
Ill looked at this plentyoffrish site. Wow, the Stats.... 35000 online users.
Seems to be a non-sex-dating site. Some friends keep telling me that its much easier to find girls there (of course it is!)
The ones i use are more like adultfriendfinder.
Update: Iam in love with my last date.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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6/10/2007 at 17:29 |
Skanked Out Ho's Here
Plenty of honry old skank worn out ho's and BBW's which really means big assed fat chicks.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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6/10/2007 at 18:31 |
Dumbskull: Skanked Out Ho's Here
Plenty of honry old skank worn out ho's and BBW's which really means big assed fat chicks.
Well, Self Marketing is a good thing, uhm? *g*
But....
Rather cellulitis than no profil, what?
Iam serious.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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6/10/2007 at 20:11 |
Plentyoffish looks like myspace?
I've been in the position a few times with hotornot.com since it went free, whereby I've got a double match who sent me email, but I think it's hard to have meaningful conversation with dumb internet whores, so the whole thing just seems like it'd be a large investment of time contacting lots of people before you end up meeting anyone worthwhile. Is this your experience, Sachsenpaule?
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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6/10/2007 at 20:55 |
Exactly, Lefen.
I needed probably 30 mails to get 1 worth contact.
But: It was worth it. You dont have to mess with your profile, if they dont like you, they arent worth it. Really. It isnt fun to fuck someone which you dont like. Spend time on it. If they dont like what you write, well, fuck it.
Its much more satisfying if you know them. At least, it works for me.
Dont forget, its the Internet, people are lying, bullshiting you, utilizing the male need for sex. And: the term -attention whore- is real.I personally I think some woman using this sites are doing this for their own satisfaction. "Iam good, people write me that they want to fuck me".
So, if you ask, thats exactly my experience.
I never wrote about sex, pictures aso.
Although its hard, becourse many woman dont write anything in their profile. Maybe their better stored in a disco, asking for "fire".----
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iclicku
Tender vittles  Posts: 4 Registered: 9/5/2007 Offline
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9/5/2007 at 05:49 |
iclicku.com
Got herpes?
On 2007-09-05 at 21:48:39, iclicku craps monkey baby
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Ganglia
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 12/13/2006 Offline
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9/5/2007 at 17:08 |
if the internet was knocking on your door... would you let it in?
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Ganglia
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 12/13/2006 Offline
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9/5/2007 at 17:36 |
just found this one... maybe you can use it for letting some strangers in your house.
http://www.review-adult-dating.com/index.php
On 2007-09-05 at 12:36:56, Ganglia craps monkey baby
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