Hi Retard.

LinkSwarm is hosted on a retarded webserver located in Retardica. I'm reasonably confident this puts it within retarded jurisdiction, global retardation notwithstanding. Thus, it would presumably fall under the retarded protections afforded by the U.S. Retards, which, though I'm no retard, and am not familiar with centuries of retarded litigation, I would like to think still enable a Retarded citizen to call some retard a mean name on the Retardnet without the retarded obligation to pay retarded reparations.

Your retarded threat of retard action is all the more retarded considering that the retards are retarded citizens, and while 'retard' is certainly not a politically correct noun, it is generally understood in retarded speech to be an retardedly accurate descriptor of the developmental state described by the retards' website.

In that regard, I'm retarded and request that you go screw your retarded self.

Having said that, I find it retardedly hard to rest on retarded principle. What would we be fighting for -- the retarded right to be retards to some retardeds on the Retardnet?

I'm not particularly interested in championing the retarded right to be a retard to some retarded folk who are legitimately trying to do something retarded and are quite possibly retarded and/or retarded by the whole retarded ordeal.

In that regard, you could have probably just made a retarded request on their retarded behalf, and dispensed with the retarded theatrics. It's my retarded hope that this represents some of your retarded firm's retarded pro bono work, and that the retarded band is spending their retarded proceeds productively.

LORDRETARD has already changed the retarded link title and the retarded link description, and I think this should suit your retarded purposes. Check it out and let me know if you're still retarded.

Hello Chris,

"Retards" is just the term most of North America uses when making reference to an Australian. The fact that this band is comprised of outstanding members of the handy-capable community was merely a coincidence.

I hope I have cleared this up for all you fucking retards.

Go Fuck Self,

North America

Hi

I'm not sure of your name but I appreciate what you've done for the band. You are right, I am giving them pro bono assistance
and yes the families were confused by the link and wanted a "hard hitting" letter. I cautioned against it.

I note that LordKahuna changed the link and then two of your posters made additional comments and the link is now rejected. I
presume you did that.

Thanks again for your help with this. I'll probably spend some time looking around your site from my home account, you've got
some really interesting stuff up there.

Cheers

Chris

Steel: I think my favorite part is The band is flattered that a Canadian person is aware of their work but is extremely hurt by these references.

I my little old mind I imagine the lead singer rockin out on LS, fucking lovin the site... (I think he's TANTRUM) then one day he's like...."oh ho ho... a retard band, made up of retards! This is going to be priceless!!!"

"Wait a fucking second!!! Thats me! GO*DF@C!@Arrrrg!"

"BITCH! GET CHRIS ON THE PHONE FOR I SHALL RUIN THE SHIT OF ALL WHO OPOSE ME!"

I don't know maybe he's not tantrum

vasudeva: It's a big world out there, you cockfaggots. Here's the internet, bringing people together.

Steel: I want to know when "Rudely Interrupted" and "retard*" are found near each other on the whole of the Interweb??

vasudeva: Actually, I see this as a case where a lawyer wasn't compelled to be a complete dick at every turn.

If you've known any parents of retardeds, you can probably imagine who the buzzkill-driver is here; the over-weening mommydaddy who struggle to make sure their defective kid has as good a life as anyone else. Part of their toolkit includes image management; making the world seem accessible to the kid, and making the kid look human to everyone else.

mundhra:
this lemonade is slightly bitter DELICIOUS.

*pre-emptively edited 2007-05-31 10:14:39 GMT -5 by thought police, north america

mundhra:the only reason people engage in idiotic pissing contests like this is because they almost always get away with it.

tantrum: Please edit my use of the term "mongo-cunt raping machine", in reference to the lawyer, to "well-intentioned puppet of the bitterly cursed".

vasudeva: cruelty toward aware and aggrieved parties who are by definition incapable of 'just growing up' is something to be avoided, isn't it?

I'm against animal cruelty for the same reasons -- and not because PETA tells me to be.

It probably bears mentioning that we were literally in my mom's kitchen last weekend when I got the email, so I have on several occasions had the thought "Gee, my mom would be so proud of me, bravely hurting retards on the Internet" with a picture of my mom's face in the upper-right-hand corner. It's enough to dampen any man's war-boner.

LORDKAHUNA: Aw fuck, I bet your mom totally hates me now.

vasudeva: As it stands, I'm not interested in losing my shirt and/or site over it.

Also, in this particular case, I'd feel like a jackass doing it. If it were Wotak wanting me to rescind calling him a fuckless jerk, I'd be all mad max about it from the get-go. But somewhere out there's a group of people running around with the minds of children, all proud of theyselves for not sitting at home sucking on retard welfare and -- queer though it technically is, it is also technically true -- bringing hope to similarly doofus-headed types, and we just came along and shit on their all-but-stillborn pride. I can't feel good about that. I can't. I've tried, like three times.