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5/29/2007 at 23:31
Hi, I'm Jeremy ... long time lurker.

About meh: 33, living in Southeast Florida and trying to avoid hurricanes (still can't get the "evasive maneuvers" button on my house to work).

For lots of weird and unusual reasons, I've worked in a newsroom most of my life. I've recently gotten away from the reporter thing and have been working on Web stuff ... lots of work with databases.

In my spare time, I help raise a 6-year-old evil genius and console old newsroom guys who think they are going to be laid off soon. I still read comic books, still play video games and generally have avoided as many grown-up things in this world as possible.

So thanks for having me.

P.S. If you really do work in the same company as me -- I agree with every decision ever made there and have no problem with corporate life.

 
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5/29/2007 at 23:46

Greetings.






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5/30/2007 at 00:25

HI jeremytwotimes! You've reached a landmark day!

You've logged on! You posted in the Newb Posting Pit! You are now a tangible member of our fantastic corner of the internet. Have fun, be yourself! Learn to love laughter and fellowship, stick around for the life-long friendships! Oh dear newb member, please make fast friends with the Linkswarm Post Reply button! HIP HIP HURRAY, jeremytwotimes! HIP HIP HURRAY!
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5/30/2007 at 02:36

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5/30/2007 at 02:45

Welcome Jeremy, bring your journalistic talents to bear young man.






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5/30/2007 at 02:51

tantrum: HI jeremytwotimes! You've reached a landmark day!

You've logged on! You posted in the Newb Posting Pit! You are now a tangible member of our fantastic corner of the internet. Have fun, be yourself! Learn to love laughter and fellowship, stick around for the life-long friendships! Oh dear newb member, please make fast friends with the Linkswarm Post Reply button! HIP HIP HURRAY, jeremytwotimes! HIP HIP HURRAY!

I should make this the post confirmation page for the newb pit for all users with less than 3 posts. Wootfritters 2.0, if you like.






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5/30/2007 at 03:10

I still love you.






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5/30/2007 at 15:53

Welcome, its about damn time.

Sorry about the wrath and all, Hugz







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5/30/2007 at 16:13

This new trend of being nice to people until they prove theselves to be dickish is scary /fascinating!!

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5/30/2007 at 17:49

Steel: This new trend of being nice to people until they prove theselves to be dickish is scary /fascinating!!

I'm not sure it's worthwhile. Going through the newb pit forum, almost none of the newbs who posted therein stuck around anyway. Perhaps one day I'll be redeclaring open dumbskull season on newbs.






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5/30/2007 at 18:23

I aim to prove that I am no One-Pump Chump, sir

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5/30/2007 at 18:36

Well, let's see what kind of monkey baby you can crap then, captain.






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I'm assuming the position!


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5/30/2007 at 18:58

Welcome to LS; you live too far away for me to stalk which makes me very sad.






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5/30/2007 at 19:02

Dumbskull: Welcome to LS; you live too far away for me to stalk which makes me very sad.


Actually he was just in Chicago, you may be able to still pick up his scent.






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