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5/25/2007 at 19:41
I signed up a few weeks ago and finally decided to say hello....so hello.
Linkswarm has become an addiction, I visit the site even before I have my morning cigarette and wank.....
oh! does anyone know where I can find the season finale of 'The Office' online??


On 2007-05-25 at 14:53:02, skotsour craps monkey baby

 
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5/25/2007 at 21:45

Welcome, good sir.

You may notice by my previous sentence that I realized you were male by your use of the word "wank." Beyond that, I - and virtually every other swarmer - know little about you. Please do tell us about yourself (fair warning: anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of LInkswarm), starting with what your name means.
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5/25/2007 at 22:33

(...crickets chirping...)






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I'm assuming the position!


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5/26/2007 at 04:20

ooo ahhhh he is in Chicago too! Hey little newb wanna sit on grandma's lap?



On 2007-05-25 at 23:28:58, Dumbskull craps monkey baby






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I'm assuming the position!


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5/26/2007 at 04:21

Better yet.. I NEED A JOB first then you can sit on my lap!






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5/26/2007 at 15:08

I think I just threw up in my mouth reading this.






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5/26/2007 at 15:27

I signed up a few weeks ago and finally decided to say hello....so hello.
Linkswarm has become an addiction, I visit the site even before I have my morning cigarette and wank.....
oh! does anyone know where I can find the season finale of 'The Office' online?

Welcome. What's the story behind the username? I keep seeing it in the userlist and wondering wtf.

NB: Though you may find Dumbskull's advances repellent, it's actually an improvement over her erstwhile newb harassment tactics, so... there you have it.






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5/26/2007 at 17:46

This is my everytime-Dumbskull-posts-sexual-innuendo face.








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5/29/2007 at 15:12

Sorry it's taken so long to respond ,I was away in lovely Michigan for the weekend.

So...skotsour. Nothing much to it. When I was a wee child I had a 'sour' dispositon and was nicknamed 'scottie-sour' by my grandma. In my later teen punk years, I thought it would be cool to shorten 'Scott' to the 'skot' and voila, skotsour was born. Lame, I know, but there's the story...

So I live on the south side of Chicago, run a record label with a friend and spend a lot of my time in bars. Oh! I do the whole art thing as well....

On 2007-05-29 at 11:11:14, skotsour craps monkey baby
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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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5/29/2007 at 15:18

I do the whole art thing as well....


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5/29/2007 at 15:29

Here's one of my works.....sorry it's huge



On 2007-05-29 at 11:10:42, skotsour craps monkey baby
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liberal exit


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5/29/2007 at 16:38

^ Nice






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5/29/2007 at 16:39

OMG stock photo+TEH PHOTOSHOP FILTER GALLERY!

Steady on Picasso!!
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5/29/2007 at 16:40

...unless you painted it, then its quite good.lolz.
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5/29/2007 at 16:51

I painted it, took a digital photo of it and then used my rudimentary PS skills for the above print that I sell to friends for a hefty $3 profit...
Here's the original:

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5/29/2007 at 16:53

ha, yeah i forget that people actually paint stuff with real paint anymore. Good stuff, i can hardly draw a stick man.
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5/29/2007 at 17:14

Braaap: OMG stock photo+TEH PHOTOSHOP FILTER GALLERY!

Steady on Picasso!!

Wow, you making fun of someone else for using templates and photoshop filters is like... some guy who has shit talent at making music but can paste in the hell out of some samples, making fun of someone else for using templates and photoshop filters. I think this may be called projection. It for sure is called 'ironical'.

Skotsour: I kinda dig the original.






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5/29/2007 at 17:54

vasudeva:
Braaap: OMG stock photo+TEH PHOTOSHOP FILTER GALLERY!

Steady on Picasso!!

Wow, you making fun of someone else for using templates and photoshop filters is like... some guy who has shit talent at making music but can paste in the hell out of some samples, making fun of someone else for using templates and photoshop filters. I think this may be called projection. It for sure is called 'ironical'.

Skotsour: I kinda dig the original.


I never use samples.

And I realised what i said, and corrected it. My bad. No need to go bitchtits on me.
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5/29/2007 at 17:55

Thanks, Vas...I have a website, but it's pretty crappy and only has a few pieces on it. I need to get off my butt and take more pics of the rest. The website is: scottboswellart.com, but don't feel like you have to visit it, it's kind of an embarrassment to me right now

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