Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 371 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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5/19/2007 at 03:17 |
Ok my n-people, believe it or not, I toss this up as a serious topic for discussion. Of course, here nothing is sacred, and especially vagina and that rest of that pelvic shebang.
This is what I know.
Type A: Minority of women can achieve vaginal orgasms (with appropriate foreplay)
Type B: Majority cannot, but can reach clitoral orgasms
This is what I heard.
That using a vibrator helps develop vaginal sensitivity
That after having a child, women go buckwild for cokfuking like never before
That doggy-style position really doesn't do much for most women.
That most woman would be unable to determine whether you're wearing a condom just by sensation.
These are the questions.
Which of the above statements are true?
Have you ever converted a type B into type A, and if so, how?
I know the answers depend on the person(s) involved, but I'm drunk and don't give a shit. Discuss along the subject. And I'll just say this in advance, SexNinja, quit your lying.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4333 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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5/19/2007 at 11:53 |
My understanding of the aforementioned (allegidly) statements:
Type B: Majority cannot, but can reach clitoral orgasms
I would say a majority don't tend to get satisfied that way, but not because they can't. I've encountered one woman who serially "couldn't". (Evidently she was a freak for the anal.)
Psyduck: it's entirely possible for a woman to reach clitoral orgasm through conventional vaginal intercourse. Making all those carefully gathered years of research somewhat less definitive than I'd like.
That after having a child, women go buckwild for cokfuking like never before
Never heard this, never saw any evidence of it. Heard tons of my-poor-marriage anecdotes to the contrary... though, grain of salt.
That doggy-style position really doesn't do much for most women.
Of all the women I've ever known to have a favorite position, it was never not doggystyle. Whether that's because of physical or other factors is an exercise for the sociologists.
That most woman would be unable to determine whether you're wearing a condom just by sensation.
Come to think of it, this is true from my experience, which is kind of disturbing. Maybe I need a fatter hog.
Have you ever converted a type B into type A, and if so, how?
Only known one Type B, and no longer know her. So I'd say: how? Find a new one. That one's broken.
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HOBO
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5/19/2007 at 13:43 |
The old Hobo would say, "Women and orgasms? who cares! Maybe next time she'll focus."
The new Hobo says: Each women is different. Some of the women I have been with were nuts about cunnilingus because of the clitoral orgasm which was obtained. I believe clitoral orgasm is much faster and easier to achieve.
However, some women dislike too much clitoral stimulation because their clit was overly sensitive.
In my opinion Vaginal orgasms are harder to achieve because it involves both parties being emotionally(she has to be in the right frame of mind) and physically(correct angles, thrust speed, sometimes stamina, ect) on the same page, but when vaginal orgasm is reached it is far more powerful for the women.
Also I believe there are women who dislike vaginal penetration because of some mental/physical problem which prohibits them from ever reaching vaginal orgasm, so to them intercourse is a pointless venture unless she is just in the position of pleasing/fullfilling her partners needs.
"Doggystyle" is physically tiring for women, and once again is all about the womens personal preference.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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5/20/2007 at 17:57 |
Type A: Minority of women can achieve vaginal orgasms (with appropriate foreplay)
Type B: Majority cannot, but can reach clitoral orgasms
Add a Type C: those who can achieve vaginal orgasms as well as clitoral orgasms.
This is what I heard.
That using a vibrator helps develop vaginal sensitivity Helen Singer Kaplan, a key figure in the development of contemporary sex therapy, argued that vibrator use could lead to women being unable to orgasm from non-vibratory stimulation. However I would like to add this is a new area of study and debate.
That after having a child, women go buckwild for cokfuking like never before The stress of a kid causes many people (men and women) to want to blow off MOAR steam than before the kid invaded their lives.
That doggy-style position really doesn't do much for most women.That is why the reacharound was invented
That most woman would be unable to determine whether you're wearing a condom just by sensation.The smell of burning rubber is not a clue
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 724 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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5/20/2007 at 20:08 |
Holy shit! I'm from the south. All I know is a back woods road and an empty tank of gas is foreplay
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vasudeva
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5/20/2007 at 20:29 |
HOBO: "Doggystyle" is physically tiring for women, and once again is all about the womens personal preference.
Hellishly, we've just the following nightmare scenario confirmed: that in bobo's world, "doggy style" is performed by maneuvering ones huge, greasy bulk directly on top of the smaller, weaker, female, thrusting fiendishly until climax, and only then allowing the female room to move and breathe by lumbering off for a "cold one".
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drunkpoet
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5/20/2007 at 22:09 |
I ain't never seen no woman have no orgasm. It could be my whiskey-dick or it could be the fact women don't actually have orgasms.
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mundhra
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5/20/2007 at 22:39 |
vasudeva: HOBO: "Doggystyle" is physically tiring for women, and once again is all about the womens personal preference.
Hellishly, we've just the following nightmare scenario confirmed: that in bobo's world, "doggy style" is performed by maneuvering ones huge, greasy bulk directly on top of the smaller, weaker, female, thrusting fiendishly until climax, and only then allowing the female room to move and breathe by lumbering off for a "cold one".
(and cannoli)
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ghostrider
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5/21/2007 at 02:19 |
I knew a girlie that thought doggie style was the cat's meow, no pun intended. She also thought 'dirty talk' during sex was cool, plus she was an Athabaskan, so perhaps that doesn't count.
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Crackalackin
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5/21/2007 at 05:35 |
vasudeva:
Hellishly, we've just the following nightmare scenario confirmed: that in bobo's world, "doggy style" is performed by maneuvering ones huge, greasy bulk directly on top of the smaller, weaker, female, thrusting fiendishly until climax, and only then allowing the female room to move and breathe by lumbering off for a "cold one".
So, it's a form of anerotic asphyxiation? I.e. then the woman climaxes from breathing again, and not having to puke no more?
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vasudeva
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5/21/2007 at 11:14 |
Yes; an endorphin surge is obtained from the sheer relief of the cessation of abuse. Accompanied often by excessive levels of laughter and crying, as when one fully expects to die aboard an airplane and then, at the last minute, doesn't.
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HOBO
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5/21/2007 at 19:06 |
vasudeva: Yes; an endorphin surge is obtained from the sheer relief of the cessation of abuse. Accompanied often by excessive levels of laughter and crying, as when one fully expects to die aboard an airplane and then, at the last minute, doesn't.
It always has them wanting more. Without this chemical trickery, I'd never get any.
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bagel
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8/2/2007 at 14:48 |
There are 2 types of orgasms, but not "clitoral" and "vaginal".
The dorsal nerve is responsible for both types in most cases.
It's the primary genital nerve in both men and women.
Vaginal intercourse causes indirect stimulation of the clitoris.
Some women, such as myself, require more stimulation than vaginal intercourse usually offers. I recommend a clitoral hood piercing.
The other type is the female-prostate (g-spot). Learn to hit that just right and she's yours forever. Scrape it and get a punch in the face.
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JohnLenin
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8/2/2007 at 17:09 |
bagel:
The other type is the female-prostate (g-spot). Learn to hit that just right and she's yours forever. Scrape it and get a punch in the face.
I never understand when female comedians joke about 'maps to the g-spot.' Is it really that hard to find for some people? I usually make it my primary target. That way they forget how lousy I really am and let me go about my business.
That most woman would be unable to determine whether you're wearing a condom just by sensation.
so far this is not true for me. 8(
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vasudeva
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8/2/2007 at 17:49 |
guitarjon123: I never understand when female comedians joke about 'maps to the g-spot.' Is it really that hard to find for some people? I usually make it my primary target.
Sure, but now try with someone else's body. Not so easy.
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