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7/22/2009 at 02:00

I have no idea WTF bug this is, submitted pics to a couple sites for ID. Help, anyone? Good ol' fashioned malathion worked real well to keep the fukers of the roses.


I still do hates me some spiders, but had to include this for the real spider pussies.







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This was menacing Mrs. m_a_m while we were vacationing in Cypress Hills, The body was about two inches long.






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7/27/2009 at 22:27

An hopper Some kinda click beetle I think

Longhorn beetle?? Not a black widow, still ded






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7/28/2009 at 16:23

Euthrix potatoria, common name "the drinker"


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7/30/2009 at 13:29

NOM NOM NOM











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My 10 week year old lab was sniffing around and was about to bite this EDIT: Hobo spider. I put the dog in the room, grabbed my camera and shot him before capturing him.

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8/2/2009 at 19:58

dent:

My 10 week year old lab was sniffing around and was about to bite this brown recluse. I put the dog in the room, grabbed my camera and shot him before capturing him.


why you shoot your dog?

that brown recluse looks alot like the wolf/house spiders that infest my house.






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After digging around online, I realized I was too quick to identify him. A hobo spider (also called a funnel spider) is a spider typically living outside, and is commonly confused with the recluse. Some sites say it's poisonous, some say it can't bite deep enough to inject humans, but will kill small animals. Either way, GET OUTTA MA HOUSE!






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I found this Western Spotted Orb Weaver on my FUCKING BED STAND.






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8/6/2009 at 04:25

Common Buckeye, a brush-footed butterfly and not a moth I finally learned
An insignificant click beetle of some kind

Spider pussies beware!






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8/7/2009 at 04:36

A very cool ASSASSIN BUG guarding my tomatoes






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8/7/2009 at 10:37

hurrr





peees

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did some focus stacking on these last, basically it's taking several shots of the same thing in the same position, but with different focus points from front to back, and then merged together to make one image thats got a larger depth of field/focus than one single image can get.

dent:
if i saw that on my bedstand, the first thing i'd put my hand on would probably be the heaviest book i can find.

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8/10/2009 at 23:00

Common garden orb, in my garden.











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8/17/2009 at 11:13

moar











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First of Season



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BeachGoat:

First of Season


fuck, you serious? wtf type is it, i used to have a chilean rose but that just looks mean like it would eat your babies






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nurglets:
BeachGoat:

First of Season


fuck, you serious? wtf type is it, i used to have a chilean rose but that just looks mean like it would eat your babies


This is most likely Aphonopelma eutylenum, the California Ebony Tarantula. They start to appear about now from their burrows, and by mid-September will be in mass migration. At that time it will not be unusual to see dozens to hundreds at a time crossing the roads as they search for their mates. An actual traction/traffic hazard in the hills here. They aren't aggressive or "jumpy", but I have had a couple turn and approach me after I tried to "shoo" them away from where I was working so they wouldn't get hurt.

This one had just molted, and had a particularly glossy and purple look to it. Probably a male, rather plump, and horny as hell. Took the picture on Monday or Tuesday near Paso Robles, California, while doing a little weed abatement work.

Rather find him than one of these....

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fuck, you serious? wtf type is it, i used to have a chilean rose but that just looks mean like it would eat your babies


This is most likely Aphonopelma eutylenum, the California Ebony Tarantula. They start to appear about now from their burrows, and by mid-September will be in mass migration. At that time it will not be unusual to see dozens to hundreds at a time crossing the roads as they search for their mates. An actual traction/traffic hazard in the hills here. They aren't aggressive or "jumpy", but I have had a couple turn and approach me after I tried to "shoo" them away from where I was working so they wouldn't get hurt.

This one had just molted, and had a particularly glossy and purple look to it. Probably a male, rather plump, and horny as hell. Took the picture on Monday or Tuesday near Paso Robles, California, while doing a little weed abatement work.

Rather find him than one of these....



BG nice pic, great info. Did you kill it? Yeah, and NOT A BUG!






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BeachGoat:

First of Season
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Hey BG, what are those bugs down your way us kids used to call
"potato bugs", black/ yellow or tan, large & fat and
really make a mess when you step on them. Very common.
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Hey BG, what are those bugs down your way us kids used to call
"potato bugs", black/ yellow or tan, large & fat and
really make a mess when you step on them. Very common.


Those would be the "Jerusalem Cricket". They run about two inches, have formidable jaws, and eat veggies. Yuck.

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That's the bugger alright. Cracked my head open as a kid stepping
on one of those yuckfuck's when my foot slipped out from under me.
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lulz, this is what i read..

BeachGoat:

Those would be the "Jerusalem Cricket". They run about two inches, have formidable jews, and eat veggies. Yuck.


i wondered if these bugs were responsible for wtc for a moment with their formidable jews







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Turned over a 5gal bucket to wash the stink of'n the dogs and found this: Way too prevalent here, fuckin spiders. Killed a Cottonmouth at Meemaw's yesterday BTW.Sorry no pics.

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fucking weird looking flying thing. on a slightly related note, whilst editing these shots, spotted something moving n the wall by my shoulder, turned round and nearly shit myself, and then caught the biggest spider so far. pics to follow, it's fucking huge.












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NOW WITH ADDED MOVING SPIDERS!!!!

FITE FITE FITE FITE

spider box fight from Chris Howell on Vimeo.

spiders collected from around my house, sharpie is in there for scale.

shot using canon 5DmkII, video edited in Adobe Premiere CS4








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nurglets: NOW WITH ADDED MOVING SPIDERS!!!!

FITE FITE FITE FITE

spider box fight from Chris Howell on Vimeo.

spiders collected from around my house, sharpie is in there for scale.

shot using canon 5DmkII, video edited in Adobe Premiere CS4



They will put you in prison and suspend you from playing in the NFL for a while.Those poor lil spiders...
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one of the most impressive bugs i've come across, one cool mofo










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