LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Vile filth/mayhem spring cleaning contest. LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < MAXIMUM FUCKUP WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEU    1    2     >> 2nd Annual Fan Expo Fuckery > New Topic  Post Reply Vile filth/mayhem spring cleaning contest.         3589 reads LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/20/2007 at 19:06 Spring is on us, and it is time to clean out our hard drives of all those sick pictures that have been infecting our internets and post them here for processing. Objective: To create the most NSFW thread ever conceived by man, so NSFW that the mere thought of this thread will never let you work again. Rules: 1 Images must be unique, they MUST not be images that have been previously posted on Linkswarm.com. 2) No child porn, or depictions of child porn (If you are a sick fucko, keep it to yourself). 3) Any other random rule that LS admins would care to add. The Prize: Groddy human bone necklace, the same one that I wore during the FANCON. Winner will be judged by the LS admins, the internet’s premiere filth authority. GOGOGO! [Also, I'm gonna be editing this thread to minimize derailment. Yes it can be construed as censorship, feel free to post in another thread to eat shit about it.] On 2007-04-22 at 22:37:09, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim   Crackalackin SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 375 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline 4/20/2007 at 19:30 http://img342.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imgp461015wi.jpg On 2007-04-20 at 14:31:50, Crackalackin pooped back and forth... forever ____________________ ^ Internet Porn Star Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/20/2007 at 19:48 Crackalackin: http://img342.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imgp461015wi.jpg On 2007-04-20 at 14:31:50, Crackalackin pooped back and forth... forever U LOSE! ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Crackalackin SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 375 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline 4/20/2007 at 20:29 Oh shit! I broke rule #2 On 2007-04-22 at 08:47:09, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby ____________________ ^ Internet Porn Star Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/20/2007 at 20:45 Thx dude, lets get this shit back on track, savvy? ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 4/20/2007 at 21:20 On 2007-04-22 at 09:09:00, HOBO craps monkey baby On 2007-04-22 at 15:16:21, HOBO craps monkey baby ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 4/20/2007 at 21:26 LOL ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL Wrecker Misanthrope SSHOLE Posts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline 4/20/2007 at 22:17 Shit I violated rule number one right off the bat. I suck. On 2007-04-20 at 17:18:04, Wrecker craps monkey baby ____________________ < nuevoSock_> "me and the phone cable plugged to her labia were shaking hands Direct URL The_GoBotSodomizer SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 64 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline 4/21/2007 at 00:20 Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 4/21/2007 at 01:05 meep On 2007-04-22 at 22:38:41, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/22/2007 at 13:46 New development, an anonymous swarmer needs to see your vile filth in the worst way and will give 3 months alpha to the winner. ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Clavis_Apocalypticae Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLE Posts: 763 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline 4/22/2007 at 16:09 Not in contention for prizebling, but I can't resist a call for nastiness. ____________________ Just another freak in the freak kingdom. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 4/22/2007 at 20:12 I love to Derail threads, and fuck donkeys. On 2007-04-22 at 22:37:53, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL government_death_robot DARTH MENSES Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline 4/22/2007 at 20:16 thumbnail ____________________ bwned. Direct URL government_death_robot DARTH MENSES Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline 4/23/2007 at 01:37 thumbnail ____________________ bwned. Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/23/2007 at 02:25 Oh sir, wtf! ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 4/23/2007 at 03:09 I love to Derail threads, and fuck men. On 2007-04-22 at 22:34:14, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby Direct URL dragonstaff Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLE Posts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline 4/23/2007 at 07:11 I don't think this has been seen here before. Enjoy. ____________________ The Grumpiest Alpha To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. - Isaac Asimov Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 4/24/2007 at 02:32 Ugh, thats terrific! ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL nurgleming a wet brain fart SSHOLE Posts: 162 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline 4/24/2007 at 09:20 I love to Derail threads, and fuck men. On 2007-04-30 at 21:20:13, LORDKAHUNA craps monkey baby ____________________ nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and that nothing is so laughable as people who think otherwise Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 4/27/2007 at 05:07 ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 5/1/2007 at 02:21 Shitfountain is weak, I thought you fuckers were made of sterner stuff. ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Senor_Smoke SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 312 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline 5/4/2007 at 07:59 ____________________ Look Out for #1 Dont Step in #2 Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2451 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 5/6/2007 at 22:16 ____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 5/7/2007 at 00:19 LORDKAHUNA: Shitfountain is weak, I thought you fuckers were made of sterner stuff. ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL government_death_robot DARTH MENSES Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline 5/7/2007 at 01:25 Senor_Smoke: More sad than gross. ____________________ bwned. Direct URL trickbear SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 92 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline 5/8/2007 at 05:54 My favorites from the war LORDKAHUNA? lol On 2007-05-08 at 01:30:01, trickbear craps monkey baby ____________________ Synergy means behavior of whole systems unpredicted by the behavior of their parts taken separately; except on holidays and weekends. Direct URL shitbox my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLE Posts: 935 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 5/8/2007 at 23:56 ____________________ "Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?" Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 664 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 5/9/2007 at 01:59 ____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4469 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 5/11/2007 at 00:04 Senor_Smoke: This gets my vote. I can't stop thinking about what it would feel like to reposition my stumps on concrete. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL < MAXIMUM FUCKUP WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEU    1    2     >> 2nd Annual Fan Expo Fuckery > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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