vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLE |
Posts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 20:09 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... Dumbskull> Ah FUCK! I ain't getting that job... I uploaded a naked pic.jpg instead of my resume!!!!
vasudeva> quick
vasudeva> upload that tit one
Gothmog> vas: there's all these murals that they're putting up that really don't mention nin at all
Gothmog> pretty much this whole campaign has nothing to do with nin if you didn't know it
Gothmog> http://opensourceresistance.net/
poisonStocking> Open Source Resistance
Gothmog> and they're getting regular people to start coming up with flyers and posters and such
Gothmog> http://opensourceresistance.net/submissions.htm
poisonStocking> Open Source Resistance
Dumbskull> no this was a whole body naked pic, face turned away ...holy fuck I suck
vasudeva> wait
vasudeva> the joke is going on for two sentences now, which makes me think you are serious
Gothmog> this is all community submitted stuff
vasudeva> Dumbskull: are you serious?
vasudeva> http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/hprajani/phun/what_a_dick.jpg
Dumbskull> I don't kid around about that kind of fucking shit. OH MY GAWD
vasudeva> you're serious.
Dumbskull> yeah
vasudeva> you uploaded a naked picture of yourself to a job application.
Dumbskull> yeah
Dumbskull> not on purpose
vasudeva> ok if you're serious HOLY FUCKING LOL
Dumbskull> gawd
Gothmog> hahaha
Dumbskull> it was just one job....
vasudeva> who adds photos to job applications?
Gothmog> please be true
vasudeva> isn't that a violation of some federal hiring guideline?
Dumbskull> I was uploading my resume and not paying any attention to what I clicked on in the files.....
Gothmog> welcome to duh
vasudeva> oh, so you didn't upload it WITH a resume
Dumbskull> until it was flying out my computer into the great big cyber space beyond
Dumbskull> no
vasudeva> ok, so go upload your resume from a cybercafe and call it a day.
Dumbskull> it uploaded instead of the resume
vasudeva> you said your face was turned away,
vasudeva> they'll never know it was you
Dumbskull> yeah... but my name was ont he cover letter in the body of the email
vasudeva> oh. it wasn't an upload. it was an email you responded to?
vasudeva> with a file attachment of you naked?
Dumbskull> yeah wotak!
vasudeva> hahaha
vasudeva> YOU ARE FUCKED MA'AM
vasudeva> lollllllllllllllllll
Dumbskull> ya think?
vasudeva> yes, i do.
vasudeva> a web upload might have been anonymous.
Dumbskull> no it was from my email
Dumbskull> my regular gmail with my full name etc
vasudeva> great job.
Dumbskull> thanks... I think I am going to go cry
vasudeva> your attention to detail and professional business methods are sure to make a huge splash at WhoreCorp Intl.
Gothmog> HAHAHA
Dumbskull> and lay off the job hunting for the rest of the day
Gothmog> did they get back to you?
Dumbskull> no
Dumbskull> wotak!
Dumbskull> they are most likely screaming with LOL right now
Dumbskull> so you are an employer and some asshat uploads a naked pic .... do you get back to them?
Dumbskull> NO
vasudeva> dude
vasudeva> they are very much screaming with lol right now
vasudeva> that is the highlight of the year at that office
Dumbskull> it was just some crappy admin job... but still
vasudeva> "DUDE THIS CHICK MAILED IN HER OWN NAKED ASS! YEAH, HER *OWN*! I DUNNO, IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ACCIDENT, IT HAS HER NAME ON IT. YEAH, YOU WANNA PRANK CALL HER?"
Gothmog> I'd get back to them
Gothmog> try to get them into the office for a intervielolw
Dumbskull> I am not going to contact these people... no fucking way... this is proof of how much of a fuck up I am
vasudeva> you need to copy/paste this into the forums
vasudeva> unless that will make you cry
vasudeva> in which case i need to copy/paste this into the forums
Dumbskull> it was a job posting from craigslist too... so I have no clue who/what the company is
Dumbskull> WTF?
Dumbskull> no crying.. it is done, I can't unsend the gmail
vasudeva> ok
vasudeva> post this to the forums then
Dumbskull> the whole conversation?
Gothmog> http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/
poisonStocking> Japan: Stippy » Prison in Japan: Part 1 The Taxi Ride
Gothmog> no, Dumbskull, just every third word
Gothmog> your detail business sure a at
Dumbskull> ;/
Dumbskull> a forum.. what should I call it?
vasudeva> a THREAD
vasudeva> in the forums
Dumbskull> stoopest shit of the day
Gothmog> dumbasswhore
Dumbskull> yeah
Dumbskull> dumbasswhore looking for a job
vasudeva> "i'm going to go post a website about this information i have on my mouse!"
vasudeva> go mouse go!
vasudeva> call it "Naked pics for a job"
vasudeva> "will streak for food"
vasudeva> "unemployable... but naked!"
Dumbskull> well I am not posting up the pic that is for sure
vasudeva> no, i think you should
Dumbskull> it was bad enough to have sent it out
Dumbskull> oh
Dumbskull> yeah
vasudeva> k
Dumbskull> O'really
vasudeva> what's with all these naked pictures of you, anyway?
Dumbskull> no one wants to see this
vasudeva> are you becoming sexually liberated in your post-marital life?
Gothmog> black hole of calcutta
>>> Wrecker joins #megarad
Dumbskull> I always was... but I wanted to see how thin I looked...can't tell by looking in the mirror
vasudeva> well
vasudeva> we want to see, too
Dumbskull> I am nto posting up this thread... it is bad enough I sent out the picture... so if you want the entire world to keep loling at my ass then you do it
vasudeva> i will do it.
Wrecker> i wish to lol @ ur ass.
____________________
mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile.
|
| |
ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2382 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 20:16  |
HAHAHAHA
and
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
____________________
Kitty was thinking last night that some of the friendships that schnookums've forged here in the last several months are friendships that will last a lifetime. ~ nocal
|
| |
freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 586 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 20:38 |
Post the goddamn pic already miss dumbskullz.
You should contact them, you never know, it may have been an admin job for a porn producer or something.
Pro tip: in the future, keep all nekyd px in a folder separate from your resume. |
| |
fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 21:37 |
.............................................wow
____________________
Think noone cares if your alive?........... try missing a couple of car payments |
| |
mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 21:59 |
w00t!
____________________
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
| |
Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 22:14 |
Yes, post the photo. I started to like the way seeing your last naked photo hurts me.
____________________
^ Internet Porn Star |
| |
nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 22:38 |
holy loly |
| |
nurgleming
a wet brain fart  SSHOLEPosts: 139 Registered: 10/18/2006 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 22:53 |
dont worry,i'm sure some link submitted soon will read "dumb chick sends naked photo of self to employer" and voila, in fact, ds is gonna be an actual internets celebratty, just like jwalkers fat old guy friend, and everyone IN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HAVE SEEN HER NEKKID!
____________________
nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and that nothing is so laughable as people who think otherwise |
| |
vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
|
4/17/2007 at 23:17 |
nurgleming: dont worry,i'm sure some link submitted soon will read "dumb chick sends naked photo of self to employer" and voila, in fact, ds is gonna be an actual internets celebratty, just like jwalkers fat old guy friend, and everyone IN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HAVE SEEN HER NEKKID!
I got the patent on that shit.
lefen> that pic is prolly in 20 inboxes by now and multiplying exponentially
LORDKAHUNA> hahaha
vasudeva> yeah
vasudeva> i bet it comes back to us without dumbskull's involvement
Marf> my ass is never requested, true
LORDKAHUNA> YOU SHARED IT WITH THE WORLD, BUT NOT US
vasudeva> start browsing fark and shit
vasudeva> it'll pop up
vasudeva> a screenshot of the cover letter and then the image inline
vasudeva> this is actually quite plausible as theories go
____________________
mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile. |
| |
autoshoes
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 65 Registered: 6/24/2002 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 02:31 |
gotta be the funniest thing i've read all day.
thanks dumbskull for lite-britening my day.
WOTAK!
can't wait to see what's said from the emplyers on craigslist/fark/etc. when it finally gets out
____________________
boop |
| |
Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 04:34 |
Okay so I got a few beers in me... and pretty much do not give a rat's ass... but I really do not fucking care anyway... so what the fuck!
By the way..... I still need a job in Chicago!
On 2007-04-17 at 23:35:25, Dumbskull pooped back and forth... forever
What the fuck was I thinking?
On 2007-04-18 at 00:04:51, Dumbskull pooped back and forth... forever
____________________
I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. |
| |
Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 04:40 |
I got a question: Is this the first time a member has posted a naked picture of themselves, or did I miss the other ones? |
| |
Lumpy_McKwiz
All I know is I don't know  SSHOLEPosts: 63 Registered: 12/18/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 06:03 |
Shizen, I have a huge milf crush on Dumbskull and I miss the
short window opportunities to see said nakedness. Anyone
happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks
____________________
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?" |
| |
vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4360 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 13:06 |
!Anyone happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks !
EDIT: BANGS R SERIOUS
On 2007-04-18 at 08:35:32, vasudeva pooped back and forth... forever
____________________
mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile. |
| |
LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 13:15 |
vasudeva: Anyone happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks
____________________
Sexninja> I will not your farts |
| |
Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 726 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 13:52 |
LORDKAHUNA: vasudeva: Anyone happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks
____________________
My liver is full of dried fartpudding. Scorched Earth was a savage success. |
| |
Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 14:31 |
Lumpy_McKwiz: Shizen, I have a huge GILF crush on Dumbskull...
Fix'd!
____________________
I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. |
| |
government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 889 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 19:51 |
Why are nakedpic.jpg and resume.doc in the same folder?
____________________
bwned. |
| |
drunkpoet
Tender vittles  Posts: 30 Registered: 8/24/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 19:55 |
government_death_robot: Why are nakedpic.jpg and resume.doc in the same folder?
It's Dumbskull.
Don't ask, don't tell.
____________________
ideas as opiates |
| |
Mofo
dont give a shit SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 20:22 |
Is there a way to check to see if its in a cache or something? I saw it, but didn't save it.
Its firefox. |
| |
jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 939 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 21:28 |
UR funnay 
____________________
To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". |
| |
LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 480 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
|
4/18/2007 at 23:33 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: LORDKAHUNA: vasudeva: Anyone happen to save? Send to me or post k-thanks
____________________
|
| |
government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 889 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 00:20 |
I saved.
____________________
bwned. |
| |
Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 01:29 |
government_death_robot: I saved.
You like granny pr0n? |
| |
Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 02:55 |
government_death_robot: I saved. 
____________________
I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. |
| |
LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 03:01 |
government_death_robot: I saved.
OH SNAP
POST POST POST!
____________________
Sexninja> I will not your farts |
| |
Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 03:04 |
NO NO NO
[LK SAYS PLEASE DO]
On 2007-04-18 at 22:05:40, LORDKAHUNA pooped back and forth... forever
____________________
I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. |
| |
LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 03:06 |
THATS RITE, I PULL ALL THE DIRTY TRIXES
____________________
Sexninja> I will not your farts |
| |
Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 03:17 |
LORDKAHUNA: THATS RITE, I PULL ALL THE DIRTY TRIXES
Fuck you and all the whores you rode in on; I know all about your dirty trixes!
____________________
I am a fine wine: smooth, full bodied.... goes down easy. |
| |
SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
|
4/19/2007 at 03:54 |
government_death_robot: I saved.
I am so sorry for you.
____________________
THINK I GIVE A FUCK HOW A NIGGA FEEL? - Prodigy, 2008 |
| |
