therealcocktails
Tender vittles  Posts: 3 Registered: 3/21/2007 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:02 |
I have recently bought a domain name and created this blog and want people to read and let me know what they think. Check it out and leave feedback please. Thanx
www.therealcocktails.com
Im in my prime bitches! Now come get you some ManGlaze!
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1011 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:06 |
haha
it sucks
speall chek
are you in college?
is this thing on?
poopies.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:10 |
Oddly, it reminds me a lot of this.
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therealcocktails
Tender vittles Posts: 3 Registered: 3/21/2007 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:15 |
It would be hard to read any of the stories when only looking at the home page for 19 seconds.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:19 |
Eh, blog.
I know its not the best Idea with girls you don't know that well, but sometimes l like to get in there raw first to see how it feels and then put the rubber on soon after that but before I cum.
Not the best idea? Au contraire -- welcome to your AIDS, puto.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:26 |
therealcocktails: It would be hard to read any of the stories when only looking at the home page for 19 seconds.
I actually looked at this when you first signed up. At least you didn't submit it as a link. Being put off by many typos, it would be better if you cleaned it up a little.
On 2007-03-21 at 12:28:20, ghostrider pooped back and forth... forever
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 18:37 |
This site is chock-full of so much fuking retarded, I don't even know where to begin.
Are you getting 6th graders to write this shit?
Oh, and what kind of 'straight' guy likes reading some other 'straight' guy's made-up stories about getting pussy?
I could think of other questions, but I don't see it being worth either my time or my effort.
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Sidechain
Funk Lord of the Universe.  SSHOLEPosts: 69 Registered: 8/18/2006 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 19:18 |
I especially like way the blue text on a blue background with red lines around it makes the rest of the room seem to vibrate for ten minutes afterward.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My head hurts.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 19:34 |
Now come get you some ManGlaze!
Actually, as lefen just pointed out in IRC, every story you have up is about you not being able to ejaculate. I presume the aforementioned manglaze is in a jar in your closet, donated by the beggar's guild or some such.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 19:57 |
Jism or not, I think that if you improved your layout and navigation (i.e. make the thing look more like a blog) then it wouldn't be half bad. I can't imagine that you'd have trouble finding an audience, but like some have said it might be an idea to change your font size and color so people don't have to work so hard to get to the content (which I read all of btw, so I must have been entertained).
Good luck - getting a hard time in the LS review forum is easy, but there's always good advice mixed in too :> Come and show us again.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 832 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/21/2007 at 22:31 |
Absolute Tucker Max rip-off. And a bad one.
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therealcocktails
Tender vittles Posts: 3 Registered: 3/21/2007 Offline
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3/22/2007 at 13:09 |
Haters are motivaters.
Im just a regular guy trying to share my experiances. And I dont have an editor or webdesigner working to make my shit look good like other bloggers.
So yall can lick my sweaty left hairy one!
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/22/2007 at 13:20 |
Im just a regular guy trying to share my experiances.
Ahh, herein lies the problem.
We're all unleaded.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1609 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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3/22/2007 at 13:33 |
therealcocktails: Haters are motivaters.
Im just a regular guy trying to share my experiances. And I dont have an editor or webdesigner working to make my shit look good like other bloggers.
So yall can lick my sweaty left hairy one!
All your stories reek of bullshit. To be truly unique, why dont you shoot for the niche market of your choosing.
So I met theis retarded amputee on myspace rite....
^I'd read that shit every day, those experiances would be fucking gold my son.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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3/22/2007 at 13:52 |
therealcocktails:
Im just a regular guy trying to share my experiances. And I dont have an editor or webdesigner working to make my shit look good like other bloggers.
Ja naturlich, except the trouble is that people wont even attempt to get into your content if they don't find it accessable. I read your whole site last night, but the small blue text on a blue background was a real chore.
If you're not too hot on the webdesign then why not setup an account at blogspot or some shit? At least that way you can pick out a template that looks good and your posts will be automatically sorted out by date/tag or whatever. AFAIK you can setup your domain name to point to it too.
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Sidechain
Funk Lord of the Universe. SSHOLEPosts: 69 Registered: 8/18/2006 Offline
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3/22/2007 at 14:54 |
ghostrider: Im just a regular guy trying to share my experiances.
Ahh, herein lies the problem.
We're all unleaded.
Speak fer yrself. I ams teh Premium, bitch!
(actully, I'm diesel. 50mpg)
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