LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Zombies or Robots LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Retarded   BSG season finale > New Topic  Post Reply Zombies or Robots         1113 reads Wrecker Misanthrope SSHOLE Posts: 463 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline 3/14/2007 at 17:58 Which scenario do you prefer (or is more likely to occur in the forseeable future) and why? Zombie outbreak or Robot uprising Discuss. ____________________ < nuevoSock_> "me and the phone cable plugged to her labia were shaking hands   Lefen I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLE Posts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline 3/14/2007 at 18:07 How about: Skynet become self-aware, uses advanced computer technology to create human-zombie-cyborgs (a la Superman III) and takes over the world. Linkswarmers survive by uploading their psyches to #megarad and spend eternity making fartmouth jokes. ____________________ < barfass> hey, fuck your crumpets, postman pat Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4540 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/14/2007 at 18:17 Robots is more likely. Zombies is more fun, and more surviveable, lacking as they do infinitely-fast decision-making, lightspeed inter-communication, and inhumanly tough exteriors. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 3/14/2007 at 20:07 zombies. If they ever took ragu marinara sauce off the market there would be an italian zombie force that would reek havoc. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL Sidechain Funk Lord of the Universe. SSHOLE Posts: 69 Registered: 8/18/2006 Offline 3/15/2007 at 05:50 The longer I live, the more I suspect that the planet is crawling with zombies already. ____________________ You can't hear me laughing to myself If you could you would be someone else. Direct URL dragonstaff Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLE Posts: 767 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline 3/15/2007 at 06:20 Sidechain: The longer I live, the more I suspect that the planet is crawling with zombies already. It is. And they all vote conservative. ____________________ The Grumpiest Alpha To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. - Isaac Asimov Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 512 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 3/15/2007 at 14:27 I hope for robots... I'd like my death to be from a robotic handchop to the neck, or from a laser beam from its arm cannon... I consider being knocked to the ground having my guts ripped out and neck bitten into while I still live to be less desirable... Though, I guess if were Zombies then I would have the options of blowing their heads off with shotguns which would be a +1 and if they did happen to kill me, there is always that possibility I could come back as a zombie and get to go after eating Selma Hayek's guts +1 I dunno... It's a toss up for me.... Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1669 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 3/15/2007 at 15:00 I hope it would be robots, it would confirm my suspicions that the computers have had it out for me all along. ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1671 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 3/15/2007 at 15:07 i prefer zombie scenario. infinitely more likely, however, is the robot scenario. ____________________ Amero and New World Order: the libertarian version of the rapture. Direct URL freakmachine Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLE Posts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline 3/15/2007 at 16:49 God damn that's a hard choice. Either scenario would be fun. And the possibility of getting killed in the action and becoming either a zombie horde member or a borg-like organism is icing on the cake. Direct URL DonQuixote DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline 3/16/2007 at 00:01 Steel: I consider being knocked to the ground having my guts ripped out and neck bitten into while I still live to be less desirable... [...]there is always that possibility I could come back as a zombie and get to go after eating Selma Hayek's guts +1 That's where I get tripped up too. I mean, what is a Zombie's quality of undeath like? If it was pretty good then I'd go with Zombies. If being a Zombie sucked then I'd go with the Robots. ____________________ ( . )( . ) <--- Boobs. Direct URL JohnLenin Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLE Posts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline 3/16/2007 at 00:24 being a zombie hurts. Anyone worth their weight in bullshit knows this. But frankly, I think a good zombie outbreak would really help the world sort it's shit out. maybe we would build robots to hunt down and destroy all of the zombies, but then there's a flaw in the software and the robots start targeting all humanoids and the humans have to destroy all of the robots. that would be cool. ____________________ [Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 3/16/2007 at 01:19 After my death, my zombie army will do my bidding and all those who cursed the name Dumskull will pay dearly with their tender fleash and tasty bones. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL karaLW22 Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 3/24/2007 Offline 3/24/2007 at 18:45 Which scenario do you prefer (or is more likely to occur in the forseeable future) and why? Zombie outbreak or Robot uprising Discuss. Direct URL karaLW22 Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 3/24/2007 Offline 3/24/2007 at 18:48 I would prefer a zombie uprising over a robot cause atleast you have a fighting chance and on top of that i could get my name out there kill a few hundred thousand zombies make my self look good and all tough Direct URL Lownotes They all float down here. SSHOLE Posts: 186 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline 3/24/2007 at 19:40 I'd rather live through a zombie outbreak, wielding weapons and planning attacks, but the robot uprising would be cooler, and more enjoyable to watch. Direct URL Professor Tender vittles Posts: 29 Registered: 1/19/2006 Offline 3/25/2007 at 00:55 I recently finished reading an anthology called "International House of Bubbas." I don't want to spoil any of the stories or laughs, so I'll just say this: Rednecks vs Zombies. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 3/25/2007 at 03:29 Me and my zombie redneck army are going to take over the world! ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline 3/25/2007 at 04:54 A robot uprising a la Ghost in the Shell or the Animatrix would be cool. With robots you've got the potential for constant battle evolution. Zombies are formulaic. ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1671 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 3/25/2007 at 15:47 but with zombies you have a chance. ____________________ Amero and New World Order: the libertarian version of the rapture. Direct URL freakmachine Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLE Posts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline 3/25/2007 at 16:08 And with zombies there is no anal probe. Think about it. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 3/25/2007 at 23:47 freakmachine: And with zombies there is no anal probe. Think about it. Orly? ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline 3/25/2007 at 23:56 but with zombies you have a chance. And with zombies there is no anal probe. Think about it. Yeah , but ____________________ HAMFIGHTER> He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying. Direct URL FutileResistance Tender vittles Posts: 20 Registered: 6/9/2006 Offline 3/25/2007 at 23:58 BBC article A neighbor sent me this story about a newly discovered zombie inducing virus. My first thought was rad, followed by fake and finally disappointment. Direct URL Heather DARTH MENSES Posts: 687 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline 3/26/2007 at 18:35 Pro Zombie - The blue collar tour would (finally) get new material, "you might be a zombie if..." Pro-Robot - You could Richard Hatch your way into the upper echelon of human sympathizers and that my friends is how you play the game! Direct URL < Retarded   BSG season finale > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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