MOMAD
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1/3/2003 at 14:52  |
Momad is generous.
I felt it only fitting to give you all a little something for the holidays and new year. After all, I am the token female and therefore, somewhat of a matriarch of this here megaLand. Did I say matriarch? That means bitch, right? K. So I choose to lavish all my little megamembers with a gift. As you will see, it was prompted by awe, confusion, fear, respect, and pure amazement, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, it will bring a little of each of those elements into your life as well. It is a gift from Momad to you. A gift of rapture. A gift of mental sanctuary when all does not seem right. A gift of personal joy, and hopefully, joy to you all as well.
A gift of HAM.
Happy Hollandaise.
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/3/2003 at 16:47 |
I LOVE HAM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH (its true) |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/3/2003 at 17:14 |
what glee and joy your ham has brought me on this otherwise dreadful day.
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MadTurk
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 167 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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1/4/2003 at 05:10 |
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......ham."
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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1/4/2003 at 20:11 |
Enjoy this pic, people. I highly doubt I will ever be able to do that with my eyeballs again. Also? I doubt even more than I will ever again see a chunk of ham that glorious and astounding. This was taken at a diner in Florida - they don't skimp ya on the swine products down in the bible belt. Go figure.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4540 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/5/2003 at 06:31 |
Ham is the meat product of the gods.
God: thank you for creating the pork, certainly the most luscious and delicious of all your walking meat creations. Thx!
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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1/5/2003 at 18:37 |
"Happy Hollandaise" works on two levels, seeing as that actually is hollandaise sauce on the Ham. Notice how I capitalized the Ham? I respect it that much. Also, it's funny how looking at that pic makes you appreciate my googly-eyed sig smiley all the more. That Ham just does weird things to a human.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1671 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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1/5/2003 at 23:14 |
gross! isn't hollandaise sauce made from french babies? |
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MOMAD
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1/5/2003 at 23:24 |
EXACTLY.
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HOBO
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1/6/2003 at 21:28 |
The women in the background has penis head hair-doo.
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