LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > A Gift From Me to You All LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < The Fuk Logs   Computer Cunt II > New Topic  Post Reply A Gift From Me to You All         860 reads MOMAD That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLE Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline 1/3/2003 at 14:52 Momad is generous. I felt it only fitting to give you all a little something for the holidays and new year. After all, I am the token female and therefore, somewhat of a matriarch of this here megaLand. Did I say matriarch? That means bitch, right? K. So I choose to lavish all my little megamembers with a gift. As you will see, it was prompted by awe, confusion, fear, respect, and pure amazement, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, it will bring a little of each of those elements into your life as well. It is a gift from Momad to you. A gift of rapture. A gift of mental sanctuary when all does not seem right. A gift of personal joy, and hopefully, joy to you all as well. A gift of HAM. Happy Hollandaise. ____________________ I left my pants at the BBP5.1   kHz DARTH MENSES Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 1/3/2003 at 16:47 I LOVE HAM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH (its true) Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1148 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 1/3/2003 at 17:14 what glee and joy your ham has brought me on this otherwise dreadful day. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL MadTurk SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 167 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 1/4/2003 at 05:10 In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......ham." ____________________ Ex ignorantia ad sapientiam; e luce ad tenebras. Direct URL MOMAD That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLE Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline 1/4/2003 at 20:11 Enjoy this pic, people. I highly doubt I will ever be able to do that with my eyeballs again. Also? I doubt even more than I will ever again see a chunk of ham that glorious and astounding. This was taken at a diner in Florida - they don't skimp ya on the swine products down in the bible belt. Go figure. ____________________ I left my pants at the BBP5.1 Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 1/5/2003 at 06:31 Ham is the meat product of the gods. God: thank you for creating the pork, certainly the most luscious and delicious of all your walking meat creations. Thx! ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL MOMAD That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLE Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline 1/5/2003 at 18:37 "Happy Hollandaise" works on two levels, seeing as that actually is hollandaise sauce on the Ham. Notice how I capitalized the Ham? I respect it that much. Also, it's funny how looking at that pic makes you appreciate my googly-eyed sig smiley all the more. That Ham just does weird things to a human. ____________________ I left my pants at the BBP5.1 Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 1/5/2003 at 23:14 gross! isn't hollandaise sauce made from french babies? Direct URL MOMAD That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLE Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline 1/5/2003 at 23:24 EXACTLY. ____________________ I left my pants at the BBP5.1 Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1148 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 1/6/2003 at 21:28 The women in the background has penis head hair-doo. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL < The Fuk Logs   Computer Cunt II > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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