ghostrider
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3/7/2007 at 16:17 |
This is beyond good. I eat one of these almost every day.
I don't drink soda, but these tea thingys are the bombz0r.
 
Annie's can do no wrong. These bunnies make sure I will never buy Goldfish again.
Don't even get me started on the Paul Newman stuff..
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4414 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/7/2007 at 18:10 |
Annie's Mac and Cheese is really good too, though really expensive for what is still mac and cheese.
This stuff is the booyashak. I'm making the last one I have here at work right now. I'd buy it in bulk if I were smarter.
All hail the cocksauce. I just bought two fresh ones last night during a $50 trip to the Hot Shoppe which somehow magically has a store within walking distance.
Smoked oysters in linseed oil. Good with crackers, possibly cheese, probably hot sauce. Disgusting to look at and think about, so don't. LOki's birthday was last weekend and Kahuna was coming down so I stocked up on three of these bitches, then puked like I was roofied at 9:30, passed out, and forgot to tell anyone that I had these, so I slept in my bed and they slept in my cabinet and everyone didn't get to enjoy them.
Goya Jalapenos changed the way I eat in much the same fashion that BitTorrent changed the way I relax. This is a wierd picture -- I've only ever seen them in a clear jar with a yellow lid. It's Goya, so you know it's kind of sketchy. These things don't age too well on the shelf, I think; look for bright green and avoid really dark green. If this line shut down, we would be forced to recreate the recipe on our own. Serves as a main ingredient in homemade pizza.
I guess the Quakers made awesome oats. Do yourself a favor and get the old-fashioned kind -- not the 1-minute kind. The texture is the thing. Quick, easy, hot, long shelf-life, cheap, and gives you an excuse to eat brown sugar.
A handy snack for party weekends when you're getting fat off all the booze and expecting to shit funny anyway.
Finally, this flank steak recipe isn't a product, but the LBP made it recently and it rules so go fuck yourself. How can pureed spinach and roasted peppers be any good? I don't know, so it blows my mind.
EDIT: FUKING NO IMAGE HOTLINKOT FAGGERS
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ghostrider
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3/7/2007 at 18:18 |
Yeah, we all need to have your homemade jalapeno pizza recipe.
Postehaste.
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vasudeva
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3/7/2007 at 18:26 |
Recipe is super fuck top-ass secret, but I will gladly make it for all who visit, though admittedly usually by request or whim only, since it's a lot of work and I am fuking lazy.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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3/7/2007 at 19:04 |
These are absolutely NECESSARY for my well being and survival, and well, your survival too.
I put Tapatio on everything 'cause I'm Mexican.
w/alternate gag-pic
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/7/2007 at 19:29 |
^ Werd 2 the Tapatio
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mundhra
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3/7/2007 at 19:33 |
this shit is so good. i don't buy it all that often, but enjoy it immensely when i do. it only has a little bit of sugar in it so you can actually taste the tea. consequently, i don't have to water it down before drinking. beware, though; the plastic bottles suck. if i'm not drinking this, water, or beer, i'm probably drinking (watered down, yeah, i know it's weird):
i can't find any pictures of it, but the costco hummus (hannah's) is really fucking good.
also, this is pimp:
i used to eat the motherfucking shit out of these. not so much anymore since i'm somewhat trying to eat better and get somewhat healthy.
instead, i now roll with the spicy version of these: 
these are pretty awesome and less horrible for you than most other ice cream stuffs. cookies and cream is the best.
the bomb. surprisingly, they're vegetarian and low-fat. it's kinda odd i even like them because they use soy 'cheese' and that shit usually gives me the skeevies.
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The_GoBotSodomizer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 64 Registered: 2/1/2005 Offline
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3/8/2007 at 01:26 |
Sorry Vas, but these things fuck the Quaker right in the eyehole. Takes a half hour to make, but it's worth every second. Oatgasm!
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tmol
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 3/9/2007 Offline
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3/9/2007 at 00:15 |
Hey gobotsodomizer are you the same gobotsodomizer from TMOL? |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2423 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/9/2007 at 00:51 |
tmol
Find a fuckbuddy with a PM or a different thread. This is for foodstuffs, Ahab.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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3/9/2007 at 01:25 |
Fantastic World Foods
These healthy products are delicious and freakbass approved. Every spring, they aid me in my quest to look hawtzors in speedos. |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1610 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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3/9/2007 at 01:29 |
First some motherfucking awesome ramen noods
I am also a sucker for canned meat
I also shamefully like to consume imitation crab meat, it's cheap and allows me to economically achieve my true goal, eating that red horseradish sauce.
Surprisingly surprise, this is something I usually crave only in winter, but when I do it's something fierce.
Another shameful little secret, I disregard the preparation instructions on this and consume the salty goodness right out of the can.
And this just fucking rocks.
I also drink Starbucks espresso by the gallon
And when I travel in the US, I usually manage to consume about 5 - 6 of these.
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The_GoBotSodomizer
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3/9/2007 at 01:40 |
Goddammit, cockblocked again.
These things are like the third most awesome thing to ever go in your mouth:
I can't go into my little local asian market without picking up a load of 'em.
These rule with a cold beer:
Pretzels, cheese, and jalapenos. Mmm.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now! SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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3/9/2007 at 02:24 |
CARNITAS!
These can be purchased at Costco. The authentic shite. |
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government_death_robot
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3/9/2007 at 03:59 |
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ghostrider
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4/17/2007 at 16:13 |
This shit is radcore x72
shrimp stir-fry
salmon marinate
sushi dip
it's all good
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vasudeva
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4/17/2007 at 19:14 |
tantrum:
CARNITAS!
These can be purchased at Costco. The authentic shite.
Authentic what? My encounters with 'carnitas' have always been as a filling for burritos. I'm still not quite sure what it is, marinated shredded beef or pork or something, which hasn't effected the fact that , if available, I always get it. The graphic on the front of the package makes it look like potato skins or hotwings or something. PLEASE ADVISE. If I can get authentic mexi-anything, I'll go figure out Costco.
ghostrider:
Well well well...
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4/17/2007 at 19:56 |
ghostrider: This shit is radcore x72
shrimp stir-fry
salmon marinate
sushi dip
it's all good
I celebrate their entire catalog
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